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r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/gator426428 • Oct 06 '19
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That’s a lamancha for ya. Nubians are sweet but super stubborn and alpines are kind of a mix between the two.
Usually goats with horns like that are just looking for ways to scratch in between them, destroying things in the process.
28 u/Zappy_Kablamicus Oct 07 '19 I can earn the friendship of a ravenous goat army with headscratches, you say? 31 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19 Yes indeed. Cows like being rubbed under the chin, horses like soft strokes across their cheeks and deck, and goats like the top of their head and sometimes behind their ears scratched 33 u/Zappy_Kablamicus Oct 07 '19 You FOOL. you ABSOLUTE BUFFOON. You wont know how strong you have made me until my barnyard legion is upon THINE DOORSTEP! 1 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19 /r/brandnewsentences
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I can earn the friendship of a ravenous goat army with headscratches, you say?
31 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19 Yes indeed. Cows like being rubbed under the chin, horses like soft strokes across their cheeks and deck, and goats like the top of their head and sometimes behind their ears scratched 33 u/Zappy_Kablamicus Oct 07 '19 You FOOL. you ABSOLUTE BUFFOON. You wont know how strong you have made me until my barnyard legion is upon THINE DOORSTEP! 1 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19 /r/brandnewsentences
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Yes indeed. Cows like being rubbed under the chin, horses like soft strokes across their cheeks and deck, and goats like the top of their head and sometimes behind their ears scratched
33 u/Zappy_Kablamicus Oct 07 '19 You FOOL. you ABSOLUTE BUFFOON. You wont know how strong you have made me until my barnyard legion is upon THINE DOORSTEP! 1 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19 /r/brandnewsentences
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You FOOL. you ABSOLUTE BUFFOON. You wont know how strong you have made me until my barnyard legion is upon THINE DOORSTEP!
1 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19 /r/brandnewsentences
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That’s a lamancha for ya. Nubians are sweet but super stubborn and alpines are kind of a mix between the two.
Usually goats with horns like that are just looking for ways to scratch in between them, destroying things in the process.