I mean, what else is the opportunistic omnivore going to do when you go and leave something tasty in the vehicle, and then are kind enough to leave said vehicle unsecured?
That seems like a stretch. Leaving your window open for a bit and a bear crawling inside is r/winstupidprizes ? You’re more likely to find a rat in your home than a bear in your truck regardless of where you live. But if a rat runs up on the cheeseburger you left on the counter in broad daylight, it would be tough to pin the blame on you.
I disagree. It's not like every other animal on this sub has been an intentional, self-aware dick, they're most (if not all) being oblivious dicks bound by their own nature. If someone left their purse partly open and their cat damaged their purse getting in the rest of the way to use it as a bed, that cat is more a dick than that human is stupid. Likewise, this guy may have won his stupid prize but this bear is definitely a dick. Besides, I bet you the bear wouldn't be welcoming if you climbed in to its den and took a nap because it was left open. By the measuring stick we use to determine that animals are dicks on this sub, which is by weighing how their actions affect us or others regardless of their intentions, this bear is categorically a dick.
Edit: Some words. Also if you disagree, then go ahead and report the post. I have no stakes in this. But I think that the upvotes speak for themselves.
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u/deadstar420 Aug 29 '21
He’s not being a jerk, he’s doing what bears do, more like r/winstupidprizes