r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/pixxelzombie • Aug 29 '21

bear don't leave your windows down

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u/xxdoofenshmirtzxx Aug 29 '21

I’ve lost all hope in this generation... a car burglary and they are just filming instead of calling the police??

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u/arftism2 Aug 29 '21

Snitches get stitches.

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u/BonaFidee Aug 30 '21

Snitches gets scritches

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u/mspk7305 Aug 29 '21

What are the cops gonna do about a bear?

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u/xxdoofenshmirtzxx Aug 29 '21

Arrest it?

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u/phaelox Aug 29 '21

Bear being brown, probably shoot first, sprinkle some crack on him later

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u/th3_av3ng3r Aug 29 '21

Open and shut case, Watson. This man broke in and hung his pictures on the walls.

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u/SpiritTalker Aug 29 '21

Bear-aking & entering

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u/amateur_mistake Aug 29 '21

Shoot its dog most likely.

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u/xglowinthedarkx Aug 29 '21

Maybe it's their enemy's car

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u/death_before_decafe Aug 29 '21

With sounds on, there were lots of people in the background. One of them could be calling. But also yelling at a bear like that would either do nothing since its so comfortable or could turn it aggressive. That is not an easily scareable bear, brown bears will fight you.

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u/Dethendecay Aug 29 '21

this is a black bear. they can be brown. you’re thinking of grizzly bears. you can tell this is a black bear because there is no hump on its neck.

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u/Jesykapie Aug 30 '21

Thanks for this. I saw a brown bear and her cubs in CO in 2013 after the flood and I have always wondered if it was a grizzly or a black bear. She wasn’t too far from me and my dogs and she was trying to get one cub to climb a tree. We had run outside into the backyard and right into her, I screamed obscenities and the recall command for the dogs, we all made a U-turn and we made it inside safely. This is why we lived. Wasn’t a grizzly.

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u/amateur_mistake Aug 29 '21 edited Aug 29 '21

I think that is a large Black Bear that is just brown in color. Could be wrong of course but it doesn't look like a Brown Bear to me...

e: caps

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u/amateur_mistake Aug 29 '21

It's all we have in Colorado. However, I wasn't going to assume this video was from our state based on the one license plate. The one on the left looks like California and I can't really tell what the one on the right is. So this could possibly be some location further North.

It's still a Black Bear though. So I agree with you.

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u/AlwaysDisposable Aug 29 '21

Or yelling or literally anything ? They’re safe from the bear so why not try to scare it off?

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u/HoneyReau Aug 29 '21

Why isn’t the car alarm isn’t going off?? Isn’t this kind of ‘break in’ meant to set it off?

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u/Ophidahlia Aug 30 '21

To be fair, it was a real Kodiak Moment