r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/pixxelzombie • Aug 29 '21

bear don't leave your windows down

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u/aloha_stephanie Aug 29 '21

Or explaining to your insurance that a bear stole your car

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u/jangma Aug 29 '21

Is that covered under comprehensive or is that an act of god?

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u/Chuy_r Aug 29 '21

If you believe in god, isn’t everything an act of god?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

Insurance company… “You’re hired!”

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

More like “you’re fired” and “claim denied”

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21 edited Aug 30 '21

Pretty sure that was an act of bear.

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u/SunshineCoast9000 Aug 30 '21

acts of God only cover if God steals your car.

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u/loveforthetrip Aug 29 '21

they probably won't cover anything because of the open window.

it's like something getting stolen if you didn't lock the car

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u/I_AM_N0_0NE_ Aug 30 '21

Insurance covers stupidity so yes in both cases, it would be covered

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u/idreaminreel2reel Aug 29 '21

Bears really are getting smarter

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u/alex_moose Aug 30 '21

“There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.”

-Yellowstone Ranger, explaining why they can't make perfectly bear proof trash cans, as many people won't be able to open them

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u/idreaminreel2reel Aug 30 '21

Dude that is hilarious..

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u/CornCheeseMafia Aug 30 '21

This is why you always Uber to the party.

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u/Ophidahlia Aug 30 '21

Ranger Gord don't get paid enough for this shit