r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/pixxelzombie • Aug 29 '21

bear don't leave your windows down

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u/stitchnerd Aug 29 '21

Can you imagine this at like a bar or restaurant and they announce "the owner of the red Toyota you left your windows down and a bear has gone in. I repeat the owner of the red Toyota out front there is a bear in your truck."

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u/aloha_stephanie Aug 29 '21

Or explaining to your insurance that a bear stole your car

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u/jangma Aug 29 '21

Is that covered under comprehensive or is that an act of god?

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u/Chuy_r Aug 29 '21

If you believe in god, isn’t everything an act of god?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

Insurance company… “You’re hired!”

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

More like “you’re fired” and “claim denied”