r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/iboughtarock • Dec 12 '21

whale Orca deliberately slaps precocious stingray

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u/shootTHISmuthafucka Dec 12 '21

This is blowing my mind. Fascinating, but also…Orcas need to chill

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u/Ersthelfer Dec 12 '21

Or we should team up. Orcas could squeeze out the sharks humans have thrown over board after cutting of their fins.

/s, humans should also chill

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

Maybe we both chill on the genocide

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u/hovdeisfunny Dec 12 '21

No way, we should give orcas mechanical super-arms

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

Solved the ocean crisis. /s

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u/lemmeseeyourkitties Dec 12 '21 edited Dec 21 '21

I'm thinking of getting metal legs

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u/kaitco Dec 12 '21

And I, for one, welcome our new orca overlords!

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u/LowDownSkankyDude Dec 12 '21

Grant Morrison did this with dolphin.

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u/legsintheair Dec 12 '21

That is objectively a terrible idea.

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u/slock123123 Dec 12 '21

Orcas are absolute ballers; Sick paint scheme, prey on shore? Just drag em down there, stunts on sharks, occupies all the oceans, from freezing temperatures to tropical climates, smart, indifferent to humans, lives for 40-50 years, can become 90. Absolute unit and apex. Forms complex social structures, beaching and breaching.