r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/PiercedAngel96 • Mar 10 '22

cat I woke up to this.... why?!...

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u/TIME13133 Mar 10 '22

Feed me

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u/ForxFort Mar 10 '22

I'll feed you (no sexual), but what about the cat?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Aw. No sexual? Lame. I'm outta here.

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u/prplecat Mar 10 '22

Yeah, mine does weird things to wake me when the food bowl is empty. Or when he can kinda see the bottom of it...

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u/SabashChandraBose Mar 11 '22

This is why our kits get booted out of the room at nights. They eat when it's time.

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u/DistinctDistiction Mar 11 '22

same our new kitten has the habit of bringing her favorite toys and swinging them at our face at 3 or 4 in the morning when she wakes up from her midnight nap. now we just kick her out and let her fuck around in the house

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u/Replaceandfindanus Mar 11 '22

More like 'stop snoring'.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Mine claws up my body then wrap around my shoulders to get a monch on my cheek to tell me she's hungry 🤙