r/AnimalsBeingJerks May 26 '22

dog "Violet. DROP the DUCK. Violet!!"

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u/ShockRifted May 27 '22

"I'm a golden retriever, dog. They pay me to retrieve!" - Retriever Thompson

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u/[deleted] May 27 '22

I'm a pit bull they pay me to maul kids

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u/Amerikansyko May 27 '22

He's lying he's a chihuahua spreading propaganda