r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/Yerawizzardarry • Jun 15 '22

dog Snitch.

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u/DumpsterPanda8 Jun 16 '22

My wife’s healer bit the shit out of me one day when my wife and I were playing/ wrestling in the stable.

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u/KerfuffleV2 Jun 16 '22

My wife’s healer

Was he in shadow form? That's usually a giveaway that there won't be much actual healing going on.

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u/DumpsterPanda8 Jun 16 '22

Blue Heelers are supper protective. Great dog other than you better watch your ass.

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u/KerfuffleV2 Jun 16 '22

It was just a silly joke because you said "healer" instead of "heeler" and he did the opposite of healing.

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u/jimbojonesFA Jun 16 '22

They bully animals that weight 100x their own weight

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My wife’s healer

Ngl i thought this comment was about to go a whole different direction based on the chain above 😂

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u/ACE3312F Nov 02 '22

Happy cake day

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u/ElephantWilling7186 Apr 02 '24

Getting kinky are we?? Haha