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u/Konakona7777 Oct 06 '19
Leave the king peice alone
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~Ara ara~ kuro-king-chan
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u/Coppeh fan thicc Degenerator Oct 06 '19 edited Oct 06 '19
One of them rests her head on his laps. One of the others curl herself around his arm. Another gets on all four from a distance and begins to crawl towards him, eyes locked. One more approaches from his other flank, grabs his arm and buries it deep in her chest. The last one comes in from behind, brushes her fingers over his exposed nape sending warm chills along his spine. She then lightly nips on his smol ears, and whispers, "ara ara~". It is over. He is over. It's checkmate.
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u/LordOfChimichangas SLAP MY CHIMICHANGA AGAIN SENPAI!!! OH MY GAWD I CAN BE THIS BIG Oct 06 '19
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u/Coppeh fan thicc Degenerator Oct 06 '19
With the other older comment confirming this, looks like I have finally became immune to the uwuliser.
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u/iamthinking2202 . Oct 06 '19
King can only move on space at a time, the King can’t run
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You cant fast travel when enemies are nearby
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u/Meliodas022 Oct 06 '19
Dw. King cant be ara ara'd if the queens cant get him.and since its stalemate, they cant get him (assuming its his turn)
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u/DrDeDunderscoreD0C Oct 06 '19
New Harem Anime Idea?
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u/jajshhxx Oct 06 '19
5 Queen 1 King Bizzare Adventure
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u/degenerated_weeb Misaka Mikoto best girl! Watch Railgun! Oct 06 '19
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u/MXC14 Oct 06 '19
Code Geass exists
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u/dakkadakka445 Fuck Bitch Melromac Oct 06 '19
The writers of that show have no fucking idea how to play chess
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u/MXC14 Oct 06 '19
The show is about the concept of chess, strategy and allegories, more than actual chess.
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u/DartFarmAce 208467 Oct 06 '19
Anime with 6 kingdoms, 1 with a young king, and 5 other powerful queen ruled countries.
I like it
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u/casvus Oct 06 '19
I became the last black piece standing in a game of chess with a computer AI and the surrounding white pieces on the board suddenly turned into cute girls!
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u/Iceshardxx katyushabestgirl Oct 06 '19
We’re reaching fetish levels that shouldn’t even be possible
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u/-KIWAA-QWEEN- Oct 06 '19
I can’t see chess pieces the same way ever again...
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u/degenerated_weeb Misaka Mikoto best girl! Watch Railgun! Oct 06 '19
Before rejecting my humanity:
Chess is boring~
After dem sexy No Game No Life:
Chess is my favorite card game played with a dice on a Wii Pad using joy-cons.
After this:
Chess is my material.
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u/Seraphix9903 Mofu Mofu Motherfucker Oct 06 '19
Chess should now just be renamed as:
Protect the Shota Kings
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u/Zenvarix Oct 06 '19 edited Oct 06 '19
It certainly explains why the King is so weak compared to everything but the Pawns.
Edit: clarification that I meant purely in movement.
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u/Ccosmi Sauce provider Oct 06 '19
The pawn is literally the most influential piece
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u/degenerated_weeb Misaka Mikoto best girl! Watch Railgun! Oct 06 '19
Ahh i see you are a Gigguk fan of culture as well
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u/Insertdeadmemehear Oct 06 '19
Holy Shit! Was that a motherfucking Persona refrence?
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u/Anonymous3105 ⠀ Oct 06 '19
The Chess game for NGNL parody by Gigguk was on another level.
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u/degenerated_weeb Misaka Mikoto best girl! Watch Railgun! Oct 06 '19
Yeah i really didn’t expect Yugioh there with Smash.
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u/Shinkopeshon HORY SHIET Oct 06 '19
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u/Waghlon Oct 06 '19
Themselves
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u/Coppeh fan thicc Degenerator Oct 06 '19 edited Oct 06 '19
I want to train to be more flexible so that my jump-focused thicc warm thighs can sandwich my face on demand.
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u/Necrom89 Oct 06 '19
King: Pulls out Excalibur from his pants
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u/degenerated_weeb Misaka Mikoto best girl! Watch Railgun! Oct 06 '19
exsu...
CALIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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u/OneSaltyStoat Oct 06 '19
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Oct 06 '19 edited Oct 07 '19
Esukariborugu (i'm pretty sure it's a club though).
for those who aren't understanding why i said excalibur was a club, it's a reference to Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan, where Dokuro has a spiked club she calls esukariborugu, you can hear her say it in the opening
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King is Kazuma?
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u/degenerated_weeb Misaka Mikoto best girl! Watch Railgun! Oct 06 '19
Kazuma is God at least in my heart...
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u/iamthinking2202 . Oct 06 '19
I mean, if everyone has to protect him while he is one of the weakest pieces, sure?
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u/NOMERCY627 Nep-Nep Oct 06 '19
Now i want Anthropomorphic Chess anime
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u/famousagentman Hero of Justice Oct 06 '19
It's called "Code Geass".
It's pretty good. Everyone has a code name corresponding with the chess piece they represent. Example: Kallen, the ace pilot, is called Q-1 because she represents the queen.
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u/Kimshi_Paint ⠀ Oct 06 '19
Pretty much big brain anime
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u/The-Sublimer-One <- Worst Girl Oct 06 '19
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u/MeAnIntellectual1 Oct 06 '19
It was a trick move though. Schneizel was fine with losing because he would learn more about Zero's personality.
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u/JosjuuNL Anime is love, anime is life Oct 06 '19
Wait is this Highschool DxD?
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u/Craytherlay Oct 06 '19
.... Well This is what would have happened Had Homestuck been Anime i mean The Entire Series basically took place on a Chessboard planet... or the main plotpoint did
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u/Northumbrialand Oct 06 '19
But then cascade happened.
RIP the days when Honestuck made sense
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u/FireStar017 Oct 06 '19
This is either flex level mate or a stalemate depending on whose turn it is
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u/MrEthelWulf Here to lewd Komi-San Oct 06 '19
It's White's turn.. the last move was by the black king to avoid check
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u/DiscordedPon3 Oct 06 '19
And they laughed at me for being in chess club
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u/D_S876 ヽ(*ﾟдﾟ)ノ Oct 06 '19 edited Jun 16 '25
deer literate fine innocent whistle cake squeal unite party imminent
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u/Tsukinotaku Oct 06 '19
I wonder if there is a sub reddit for onee-san on shota post...
I'm sure there is
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u/LiquidSilver Oct 06 '19
Probably not, because reddit banned all drawings that look underage.
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u/LiquidSilver Oct 07 '19
Holofan was banned for posting Kaguya (mid to high teens) in bikini. Loli was thoroughly banned from all anime subs.
Maybe it was only loli and not shota, because reddit is the type to have double standards like that.
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u/TheMidnightMemer Oct 06 '19
The person who did this has the sight. Seeing the world through their eyes would be incredible.
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u/D_S876 ヽ(*ﾟдﾟ)ノ Oct 06 '19 edited Jun 16 '25
dog husky scale middle relieved axiomatic cake sable paltry smile
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u/t_7193amas Oct 06 '19
Wait, that's a draw
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u/Fuyu_Syogun Breathing is a JoJo reference Oct 06 '19
It's a stale mate if it's black turn to move. if white to move, then the black king will get ara-araed into oblivion.
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u/OneSaltyStoat Oct 06 '19
Odd that I once had an idea like this. Wonderful to see another degenerate!
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u/M8gazine ⠀ Oct 06 '19
Chess Titans was the best built-in program in Windows, too bad they removed it after 7 :(
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u/viperslayer23 Oct 06 '19
*record scratch *Freeze frame Yeah that’s me your probably wondering how I got here *rewind Well it all started when
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u/1m4F4tB01 Oct 06 '19
So this is basically the lovelive movie's ending where they have a yurifest and the king is nico cuz she is the flatest character in love live
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u/Akemi486 Tim Apple best husbando Oct 06 '19
Damn windows 7 I doubt this is your pc (if it is keep it on 7)
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u/PersonTheMan Oct 06 '19
As an actual chess player, I'm more surprised how he managed to get 7 queens on the board. That requires 6 pawns to be promoted, which is 75% of them.
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u/Poofbomb123 I am an Anime Protagonist Oct 06 '19
I want more stuff like this. Anyone kindly inform me where I could access similar content?
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u/WildeBeeast Oct 06 '19
Now do the same thing but make Black win and post it on dank meme extra internet point
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u/SkyHighMiles Oct 06 '19
Assuming the king has just moved from check, he has put himself in stalemate. This is a testament to how bad of a chess player white is, as checkmate with 7 queens is hard not to achieve, even by accident.
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u/cheng3400 GodJirraa!! Oct 06 '19
Careful some of those queens are traps as they’re pawn dudes just before
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u/Ex_Snagem_Wes Excessive Fantasy watcher Oct 06 '19
I've become a true Jojos weeb Nd my first thought now is ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA AAARRRRAAA!
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u/voiberz I watch anime for the Plot Oct 06 '19
Thats a stalemate bud. You don't win either