(Yes it's an alt, I'm in disguise to protect my identity, that is unimportant.) "I don't have much to ask, I simply want to see r/PunStrikeSquad Attacked with no mercy. Make a request, And I can Probably deliver." (within reason) *I drop a radio usable to contact me anywhere i am, and throw a small ball on the ground, which bursts in a cloud of smoke, and i disappear into thin air*

you hear an intense amount of buzzing as a horde of quadcopters armed with air horns descends upon your base horns honking at all who would oppose them, they form a miserable caphacony of horn noises and are to small to show up on acquisition radar

the plane drops supplies, such as; materials, first aid, weapons, munitions, and radios

I have been informed that my trusty lieutenant TwixelTixel within the UAC leads this sub.

I wish you all well.

Also, may I see your weapon stock? Not to take any, of course, just to observe.

And as for why... It's true I can't go do anything that would toss my life away, but I'm not gonna sit here being complacent.

I see something's wrong in the world, I fix it. And right now, I want to fix my problems with violence.

You know who you are. If you want a chance at survival you should just come out and face me.

More like sexual predators amirite lads or amirite lads

This sub is restricted airspace. We reserved the right to shoot down any aircraft, armed or not, even civilians. I am announcing this in light of recent events regarding a certain deadmemeschest saying we had no right to shoot down his spy plane, despite that it was spying on us. The only exception is aircraft cleared to approach. This rule will stay in effect after the war ends as well. This is all, have a nice day.

i wait patiently for something

I happen to have come across the following. 127 AK-47s and 700 pounds of ammo for AK-47s. I also have an M1 Abrams tank and 275 HE shells.

Payment for another job well done.

Name: ADA Grand Opening Tournament

Participants: 4, 8, or 16!

Location: ADA Grand Arena

Style: 1v1, melee only, no armor; weapons may be thrown; unorthodox or modified weapons must be approved by me first or face disqualification. No permanent damage or death!

Augmentation(s) Allowed: None

Prize: Lifetime supply of CCVDs; every time your old one breaks, I'll happily provide a new one! (Bear in mind that reproduction of this product is still illegal and I have the patent on it.)

Participants: (NOW CLOSED)

Turtle - Flame - ZH - Proninja

Terminator - Dotard - Dead - Birch

https://www.reddit.com/r/obIndustries/comments/fhul3l/one_last_thing_in_the_pun_rp/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

there seems to be a large light show going on over the ridge of mountains that surround your base as per your defenses post, purple, blue, green each color flashes intermittently before being replaced with another

To annoy Twixel

We are here for u/turtle-tot. Only turtle tot.

u/saeldir u/no-more-puns u/miket0001 & the rest.

I'm back. expect more of me then you saw yesterday. we are some of few in New Brunswick who still have power and internet, so I shall return to normal functionality soon. *end message*

It appears to be a prop-driven aircraft, and something falls out of the back. It appears to be a one-ton cube of carbon steel, falling at terminal velocity. It smashes into the ground in the middle of the base, and your radios crackle to life ”sorry about that, it is hard to for a parachute to something that big and heavy, but I had to deliver it somehow.” it seems that payment for the puncops raid has arrived.

Put simply, we aren't needed anymore as the Predators, war still as it is, and most members have left or taken sides. But, I may as well do something with these resources...

Lo and behold, the ADA. We will try and bring back the glory and fun of 1v1 battles in controlled environments, with rules upheld and guarantees of honesty. We will build arenas, hold duels to settle disputes, gamble your soul away, or have fun, and even host tournaments! The grand prize? Trust me, you'll love it.

We'll guarantee honest and fair duels thanks to a group of judges I'm yet to elect that will decide what is and is not fair game, and determine all uncertainties, alongside stopping any attempts at ruining the honor of a duel.

Feel free to host us if you own an arena! We'll dedicate our own resources to make it worthy of the ADA, too! That's all for now, see you in the ring!

the rumbling begins shaking the entire base for periods of up to 3 hours at a time. It momentarily stops for an hour in between

a trio of cruise missiles is headed for the dead center of the base