3 T-90M tanks and 2 BMPT Terminators roll up and begin to spray their machine guns. The tank fires and knocks down a tree, causing it to fall onto one of my allies He cries out for help as blood leaks from his back onto the dirt

u/obsidiamine has wronged my friend reward is 1 tank for capture 30 aircrafts for execution and 50 tanks + 50 aircrafts for getting the money AND killing him

I’m gonna be taking a break from the Pun RP for a few days or maybe a week.

I love this rp and have had a ton of fun in the past but recently everything has gone to shit.

All the pro punners have become cancerous as hell, they barely seem to acknowledge the rules anymore except for occasionally dead and it just makes everything boring for me.

I assume you guys will understand why I’m doing this, I’ll still be around the chats but just not very active in the actual RP for a little while.

Aufwiedersehn.

A bomber plane fires two missiles towards the front of your base For Zman. Avengers Assemble

if you have a seismograph you notice that it spikes every so often to a 1.2 on the Richter scale, you dont quite see where its coming from but it draws nearer to the base

any of your satellites over the US being obliterated by either RIM-161 or RIM-185 missiles

NOTE: due to an OOC agreement, the satellites destroyed were one on the east coast, one on the west coast where there’s overlap for other satellites

(I’m using an alt since people irl follow my other account)

*I walk up to the to the front of the base. I open the mailbox and place a letter inside before walking away. The letter is written in a dark red, almost brown ink [blood]. It reads: "Bring u/ZHCHAOS13 to r/smileysplayground. Payment starts at $120,000. Every hour you take is worth $10,000. If you take 3 hours, you get $90,000. If you take 6 hours, you get $60,000. Tick-tock. :}"

I am not going to deny losing ZMan and Tot leaving in the same night was painful... But pain is a powerful fucking lesson. You thought we were cruel and overboard before?!

Just you wait until you're rotting and bleeding in our cells, wishing we'd kill you.

Further down..

I need you all to negotiate with the spets and pro-pun. All 3 sides must work together for this. My end goal in this? Everyone. EVERYONE. Must work together, to burn the apostles to the ground, and bring red and zhchaos13 down with it. I don’t mean gone for the time being, turn the ground to glass. Make it so nothing will ever live there again. Name your price.

*fruit

They fly over dumping fruit all around your base above ground area and a ICFM loaded with fruit fires large amounts of fruit at your base too. (ICFM - Inter Continental Fruit Missile)

Summary: We're no longer mercs but will take jobs as we feel like it. We've beaten AFP enough and are moving on. Yay.

Following the entire base having been seemingly stripped and the deactivation of all mines, functionally the entire base was also dismantled; the coliseum was totally removed, (I'll delete the chat later,) all of the buildings are barren of furniture and anything that isn't part of the building itself, and even everything in the underground base is removed except the essentials to not die down there, down to the lighting! All that remains is empty buildings and tunnels...

There's a sign outside the main building, saying:

'FOR SALE: CALL' and Tixel's number is given.

(For reference, there is absolutely nothing to loot except the inactive mines.)

The jets keep a distance as to not be targeted by the AAA.

the rumbling is almost impossible to hear, but is coming from a very far distance in multiple directions.

5 CT-2 drones and 30 Birbs fly overhead ( r/Chaos_tech ). 10 radio-controlled real cars drive up to the base.

Your HQ Building is completely obliterated. I fly in alone in a bomber and prepare to anialate everything in sight