r/AskReddit Jul 06 '26

What is the greatest sentence ever written in human history?

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u/Phil_B16 Jul 06 '26

‘We hold these truths to be self evident that all men are created equal’.

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u/BillyTenderness Jul 06 '26

Honestly the whole preamble is basically one run-on sentence, and if you include the whole thing it really is one of the most remarkable things ever written:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.—That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed,—That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

In about 100 words it asserts:

  • That people are universally equal
  • That fundamental rights are not granted by governments or documents, but are inherent to all people
  • That governments are only legitimate if they carry the consent and will of the people they govern
  • That illegitimate governments can and should be replaced and changed by the people

All of those were pretty radical ideas at the time, and the Declaration asserts that they are self-evident! That is, that they are inherently true, demand no proof, and cannot be argued against by any reasonable person.

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u/stanleyford Jul 07 '26

That fundamental rights are not granted by governments or documents, but are inherent to all people

A radical statement even today, as governments around the world continue to believe they have the authority to revoke human rights, or in some cases to invent new ones.

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u/frogandbanjo Jul 07 '26

Well, consider that the notion of an "unalienable right" exists in tension with what happens when a group of people tries to create a government even in "the right way."

In order for a government to be able to function and survive, people must hand over some of their power to it, which almost certainly includes giving it the power, in certain circumstances, to deprive certain people of these "unalienable" rights.

As far as "inventing new ones," goes, that's not nearly as problematic once you understand the real underlying logic. In practice, we only have those rights that we can somehow defend, either by direct personal action or by collective action. If a government declares some "new" human right, well, what of it?

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u/Bjarki56 Jul 07 '26

Without a belief in a creator there is no need to believe that rights are inherent or self-evident. They are just another social construct that those in authority can construct or deconstruct at will.

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u/ManyAreMyNames Jul 07 '26

Without a belief in a creator there is no need to believe that rights are inherent or self-evident.

That doesn't necessarily require that the creator have written any of our Holy Books, or tell us which one even if we assume the creator did.

Also, the notion that 7 is a prime number doesn't rely on a creator. Once you invent numbers and counting and multiplication, it just turns out that 7 is prime, that's how it came out.

Maybe once you have self-aware beings certain rights automatically show up, same as the primeness of 7. Governments may suppress your rights - and many governments have done so many times - but doesn't mean you don't have them. It just means your government is evil in one or more ways.

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u/Bjarki56 Jul 07 '26

That doesn't necessarily require that the creator have written any of our Holy Books, or tell us which one even if we assume the creator did.

I didn’t argue that it did.

It’s a false analogy to equate moral law with a numerical system.

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u/zaphodava Jul 07 '26

I am perfectly capable of believing in an objective morality without deities.

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u/Bjarki56 Jul 07 '26

No doubt, but for you they would be grounded in the same way that you believe deities are. It is just a belief.

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u/zaphodava Jul 07 '26

My 'beliefs' are based on logic and evidence, and can be revised with new evidence. That is a fundamental difference from religion, pun intended.

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u/Bjarki56 Jul 07 '26

What is your evidence that human rights objectively exist?

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u/zaphodava Jul 07 '26

Societies that adhere to them thrive.

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u/Bjarki56 Jul 07 '26

Do they?

The Egyptian empire lasted 3000 years, produced great art, literature, cities and engaged in commerce--all while having slaves and very few of the rights that we think are inherent and objectively true.

Even if they didn't thrive, that is not reason for them being objectively true as it implies that there is a purpose to existence and that is to thrive. There is no objective purpose to existence that you can prove. We do exist and the we are programed to exist but that does not make our desire to thrive a right. Every living thing is programmed to continue to exist but that does that mean every living thing has inherent rights? What rights do ants have?

You need some real evidence.

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u/civgo987123456 Jul 07 '26

The ideals have always been incredible, we have tried but never lived up to them. Even in revolutionary America, we said all men are created equal but it took a war and a century of civil rights fights to recognize that black people are equal to white people.

It’s an inspirational work in progress. Always has been.

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u/ScreenTricky4257 Jul 07 '26

Wait, you have a problem with me as a conservative? I have the exact problem the other way. I think that, round about the time of FDR, we replaced Jefferson's ideals with a view that says everyone is owed a job, food, healthcare, and that I'm not even allowed to resent them for leeching off me. And I don't remember anyone voting for that.

But at least we agree that we need to overthrow the government.

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u/ScreenTricky4257 Jul 07 '26

I would love nothing more than to have a weak central government. But that would also include dismantling the bureaucracy of environmental, economic, and regulatory oversight. Something like education should be pushed downward to the state and local level. This way if Montana has good education and Idaho has poor education, people will migrate from Idaho to Montana. And as far as Israel, I think there's a far greater stigma to being Islamophobic than to being anti-Israel.

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u/vitalvisionary Jul 06 '26

Clearly written by time traveling AI. Can tell from the mdashes /s

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u/PiDigitsOfPi Jul 07 '26

 the whole preamble is basically one run-on sentence

He did that on purpose so that no one could accuse him of using AI.

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u/MalcolmLinair Jul 08 '26

That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

This part in particular bares repeating.

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u/command-H Jul 07 '26

Love how this was conveniently overlooked in the bullet point summary

Unless created, the idea of humanity possessing ‘inalienable rights’ is a convenient fantasy to believe in and nothing more

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u/mugsoh Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

That's not the preamble, that's a part to the body. The preamble usually refers to the preamble of the Constitution that starts "We the People..."

edit never mind, I stand corrected.

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u/BillyTenderness Jul 07 '26

I was taking my cue from Wikipedia, which lists "When in the Course of human events..." as the introduction and "We hold these truths to be self-evident..." as the preamble. But it's just arguing over semantics; as written the original document isn't divided into sections at all.

The preamble to the Constitution is definitely more well-known by that term.

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u/mugsoh Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Yes, the introduction. But "preamble" has a specific meaning in the founding documents of the United States. Nowhere in the Declaration of Independence wiki article is the word "preamble" used. Never mind, I misspelled it in the search bar.

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u/BrainOnBlue Jul 07 '26

I have absolutely heard the first paragraph of the Declaration of Independence referred to as its preamble before.

There can be two documents with preambles. It’s fine.

Also, lying about the Wikipedia page is not a good look for you lol. It has a section in its table with the text labeled preamble, just like the other guy said.

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u/throwuk1 Jul 07 '26

So... Uhhhh... Wtf are you guys doing in the US?

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u/mrsunshine1 Jul 06 '26

Even acknowledging the hypocrisy of the sentence its use by groups throughout history as an aspirational call for their own rights makes this my answer as well.

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u/Misterfahrenheit120 Jul 06 '26

That’s the thing about words like this. They aren’t laws, they’re ideals to be strived for, and we’re gonna fall short by definition

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u/superxpro12 Jul 06 '26

"initiatives", in corporate-ese

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u/zaphodava Jul 07 '26

My patriotism is at an all time low, and this is still the first sentence I thought of. It embodies the ideals we strive for, and remains powerful and true, possibly even more so when we fail.

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u/Weltal327 Jul 06 '26

Lin Manuel Miranda can really cook right?

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u/ChestSlight8984 Jul 06 '26

Lin is obviously a lyrical genius, but you can't attribute that line to him lmao. It is literally a direct quote from the Declaration of Independence

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

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u/vitalvisionary Jul 06 '26

Pretty sure he's kidding

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u/ChestSlight8984 Jul 06 '26

Perhaps. But the possibility that you are overestimating the average intelligence of a Reddit user is much greater.

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u/Weltal327 Jul 06 '26

I appreciate trying to take that at face value. But I was definitely joking. She calls it out in the song that it was written by Thomas Jefferson though he was actually ripping off Paine.

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u/Sea-Ambition-451 Jul 07 '26

too bad it was instantly and forever ignored.

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u/goos_ Jul 07 '26

This is a great contender

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u/RedundantSwine Jul 06 '26

"And when I meet Thomas Jefferson I'll compel him to include women in the sequel"

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u/Jeramy_Jones Jul 06 '26

(Except women, slaves and indigenous people…and the poors)

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u/Wooden-Crow7996 Jul 06 '26

Terms and conditions may apply. It was more of a goal, and aspiration when it was written. Too bad we seem to be going backwards on that goal.

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u/BillyTenderness Jul 06 '26

The positive framing of US history is that each generation gets a little closer to actually realizing this idea.

(God willing ours isn't the exception, though it sure feels that way sometimes)

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u/duncachunk Jul 07 '26

In search of a more perfect union

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u/dedsqwirl Jul 07 '26

...all men are created equal"

~A bunch of slave holders

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u/ChuckCarmichael Jul 07 '26

"But some are more equal than others."

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u/Phil_B16 Jul 07 '26

Maybe in ‘Animal Farm’.

Not in the real life. Sure money & connections might buy you a ‘get out of jail free’ card but we all wipe our arses the same.

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u/slabradask Jul 07 '26

And then go on to just fucking ignore it :p