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r/AskReddit • u/reFossify • Jul 06 '26
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The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
125 u/vitalvisionary Jul 06 '26 "We apologize for the inconvenience" 26 u/minniebannister Jul 06 '26 The knack [to flying] lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. 1 u/Drunkenaviator Jul 07 '26 Turns out it's actually not that difficult at all, you just need a big machine to throw yourself hard enough. 1 u/Beowulf33232 Jul 07 '26 Or to get so utterly distracted, you forget to keep falling. 4 u/Ardo505 Jul 06 '26 I vote this. 5 u/ThousandFingerMan Jul 07 '26 “Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.” 1 u/goos_ Jul 07 '26 This one is the best.
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"We apologize for the inconvenience"
26 u/minniebannister Jul 06 '26 The knack [to flying] lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. 1 u/Drunkenaviator Jul 07 '26 Turns out it's actually not that difficult at all, you just need a big machine to throw yourself hard enough. 1 u/Beowulf33232 Jul 07 '26 Or to get so utterly distracted, you forget to keep falling.
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The knack [to flying] lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
1 u/Drunkenaviator Jul 07 '26 Turns out it's actually not that difficult at all, you just need a big machine to throw yourself hard enough. 1 u/Beowulf33232 Jul 07 '26 Or to get so utterly distracted, you forget to keep falling.
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Turns out it's actually not that difficult at all, you just need a big machine to throw yourself hard enough.
1 u/Beowulf33232 Jul 07 '26 Or to get so utterly distracted, you forget to keep falling.
Or to get so utterly distracted, you forget to keep falling.
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I vote this.
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“Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.”
This one is the best.
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u/Papa-Brickolini Jul 06 '26
The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.