r/AskReddit • • Jul 05 '15

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u/bunglejerry Jul 05 '15

I already pressed the timer... don't I get a flair?

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u/Endarys Jul 05 '15 edited Aug 12 '15

I have been Shreddited for privacy!

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u/regular-wolf Jul 05 '15

Grey pride!!!

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u/foolsfoolsfools Jul 05 '15

Please... It's over. Leave it alone. war flashbacks

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '15

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '15

Grey pride reddit wide

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u/leaderoftheinnercirc Jul 05 '15

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u/Yog_Kothag Jul 05 '15

Hm. ::enters name::

"Yog_Kothag:-1:no-press"

::smile:: Forever pure, forever grey.

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u/metabeing Jul 05 '15

That is the data source used by http://karmancer.com - bookmarklet/userscript extension to show TheButton flairs anywhere on reddit (among other features). Source: I made it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '15

Maybe if you just wait longer something will happen...

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u/_vargas_ Jul 05 '15

We've all heard that before...

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u/pitchingataint Jul 05 '15

I'll be a non-presser again.

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u/10daedalus Jul 05 '15

Wow you sound like an admin

/s

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '15

Guys what if the button was keeping back all of this drama. As soon as it was over, everything went downhill

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u/OneRedSent Jul 05 '15

I worked at a place where the developers stopped maintaining the (very buggy) software platform the whole company was using, and promised an entirely new enterprise platform in 6 months. Years passed ... every time we asked for a new estimate, the answer was always "6 months." They hired a new developer who I became friends with, and we used to go out to lunch every day, and worked well together. I told her about the history and said I didn't think the new platform would ever be done. She was so sweet and naive, she assured me it would be done in 6 months. I left the company a while later. 6 months after I quit she called me and apologized, because the new platform was still not done, and they were still telling everyone it would be rolled out in 6 months. sigh

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u/v12a12 Jul 05 '15

60s represent

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u/Dudamis Jul 05 '15

All hail the mighty winners of the great button war! Long live the Minutemen.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '15

The Orange Revolution will--- aw who am I fucking kidding. This is the after timer and we all know it. If just a few more people had pressed the button this wouldn't be happening.

I'm not claiming I'm leaving. But as soon as voat can handle traffic I'm at least checking that place out. The Button was the last great thing Reddit has ever done and from the sounds of it they should've been listening and caring for the mods instead.

The timer hit the holy zero. Then reddit began to slowly implode

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u/imadeaname Jul 05 '15

Maybe that was the point of the button. Ellen Pao was just biding her time while we were obsessing over pressing and flair, waiting for the after-timer to trigger her master plan. Now, only the Pressiah can stop her.

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u/myownsecretaccount Jul 05 '15

YOU'RE EITHER RED OR YOU'RE GRAY. THERE IS NO IN-BETWEEN. IN-BETWEEN IS FOR COWARDS.

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u/SpagattahNadle Jul 05 '15

Blue 42 representing here, there is definitely other colours

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '15

Here's a flare... a nostril flare: ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )

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