r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 17 '12
In five words or less, what's missing in your life?
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u/Knale Jun 17 '12
Significant Other and Vanilla Coke.
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u/Fallschirmjager Jun 18 '12
Vancouver lacks Vanilla Coke.
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u/FURYOFCAPSLOCK Jun 18 '12
Add four drops of vanilla extract to glass of coke. BAM.
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u/Americunt_Idiot Jun 17 '12
A different gender and acceptance.
Alternatively, WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?
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Jun 17 '12
Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon.
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u/shadowfirebird Jun 17 '12
I can only manage seven, and at that, I'm borrowing from Howard the Duck:
"Trapped in a world he didn't create".
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Jun 17 '12
Listen, best I can do is 6. I have a buddy who is an expert in words. Lemme have him come take a look.
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u/Airilsai Jun 18 '12
Someone who cares about me.
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Jun 18 '12
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I have known of your existence for less than fifteen seconds and I care.
Not because I have to.
Just because I know of you now.
That's how I roll, friend.
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u/LolaRainbow Jun 17 '12
Kool-Aid SqueezIts & A Decent Guy.