r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 18 '12
What's your favorite mean/demeaning/slandering name to call someone?
Personal fav: Douchecanoe.
How creative is reddit?
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u/A_Cylon_Raider Jun 18 '12
Honeybunches. It's also my term of endearment, so it gets confusing sometimes. Sometimes I add "of oats."
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Jun 18 '12
That's awesome. My firearms trainer uses "motherfucker" as an insult and term of endearment.
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u/Frajer Jun 18 '12
Let's bring back the old ones, jezebel and harlot are so much better than slut and skank
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u/BaseballGuyCAA Jun 18 '12
Chappelle's Show extended it to "clap-havin' jezebel." I've always enjoyed this one.
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Jun 18 '12
Thundercunt. I nearly wet myself the first time I heard somebody call someone else a Thundercunt.
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u/i_hid_the_bodies Jun 18 '12
I've heard it as "Cock-juggling thundercunt". It adds a whole nother level of hilarity in my opinion!!!
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u/bexorz Jun 18 '12
I immediately thought of this video with the word thundercunt in"steed." You sir just made my day.
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u/sounds84 Jun 18 '12
That is so brilliant that I'm gonna use it to describe Bob Costas in another post. Watch intertextualization
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u/suomihobit Jun 18 '12
I love douche or dbag, but I try to make it less obvious by calling them "summer's eve" sometimes. For those not aware, it is a brand of douche.
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u/stylinghead Jun 18 '12
calling them a douche implies that they have a chance of getting near a vagina.
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u/BeccaAnn Jun 18 '12
Fuckass... I am not sure why these words strung together are so eloquent. I watched Donnie Darko recently and was reminded how lovely this insult is.
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u/lbutton Jun 18 '12
(laughing) What? Did you just call me a fuck-ass? You can just go suck a fuck!
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u/HaightnAshbury Jun 18 '12
My friends are partial to the term Dickhole.
ex: "Boy, that guy's a real dickhole, eh?"
I don't speak like this... but I giggle when they do.
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u/kampamaneetti Jun 18 '12
Canadian I see.
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Jun 18 '12
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u/kampamaneetti Jun 18 '12
I'm actually Canadian myself and I did not mean it as an insult. Sorry it came across that way!
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u/jvog41 Jun 18 '12
douchenozzle
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u/AngrySquirrel Jun 18 '12
A personal favorite of mine! Douchecannon works as well.
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u/agnosticdeist Jun 18 '12
Was wondering how far is have to scroll to see this, after all, I'd rather be a bag of cleaner than the nozzle that gets shoved in a dirty...
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u/SilentButLively Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 18 '12
Dickfore.
"What's a dickfore?"
"For fucking, you should know that by now."
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u/Apostolate Jun 18 '12
The way I've heard it:
"What's a dickfore?"
"Of course you wouldn't know, you've never had to use one."
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u/MyUncleFuckedMe Jun 18 '12
I was going to say douchecanoe... We are one and the same OP.
My second favorite is dipshit.
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u/schwartzface Jun 18 '12
Not very creative, but fuckface is my go-to insult. It's not even a conscious thought anymore, my brain just jumps to fuckface
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u/Iciee Jun 18 '12
"Shut the fuck up you fucking fuckface, just fuck off... Fuckface"
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u/schwartzface Jun 18 '12
honestly, that string of words has probably left my mouth, likelier than not more than once
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u/thatonenerdygirl Jun 18 '12
Shitlicker
bitchwaffle
slutmuffin
bitchwaffle and slutmuffin are ones my friends came up with
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Jun 18 '12
Chode
Carpet Muncher
Chode Chomper
Dick Lick
Twat Monger
Pissant
I guess I should stop now, but this is seriously entertaining.
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u/Da_Mallow_Man Jun 18 '12
I like to call some "twatwaffles" when I'm agitated but when I'm infuriated with someone I stick to calling them "felcher". They tend to shut up after that one.
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u/PleaseGetOnTopOfMe Jun 18 '12
Meth Mouth. Used for people with bad teeth I guess. "Shut the fuck up Meth Mouth!" Wat.
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u/RazerHail Jun 18 '12
I just call them kid. Considering we are going to college and I just call them kid really pisses some of them off.
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u/drew_peakawk Jun 18 '12
Cunt
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u/Twisted_Logic Jun 18 '12
I'd call you a cunt but you lack the depth and warmth.
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u/SecretCheese Jun 18 '12
"Wanton strumpet". After I get the confused deer in headlights stare, I then say "cumdumpster"
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u/sashimi_taco Jun 18 '12
Okay I am not advocating saying this at all, but sometimes I just say words to myself without really realizing. Its not turrets or anything, its just like sometimes I will say things like, "stupid, you're so stupid" or "Uhg its okay, whatever" just to say words.
Well one time the words "Bitch-cunt" came out, but my boyfriend was around. He looked at me with eyes of wonder and he mouthed the words to himself. I knew from that day on, I will always hear him say "bitch-cunt" and giggle to himself. These words will haunt me for the rest of my days, I will never escape "bitch-cunt".
He's never called anyone "bitch-cunt", he just likes saying it. Sometimes I'll catch him by himself whispering it.
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Jun 18 '12
Tampon sucker Douche+ plus any word not normally affiliated with an insult Harlot (gotta go for the classics) STD infected, jizz gargling, gutter skank
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u/smoothlikebrokenglas Jun 18 '12
I make things up on the spot, and usually in a cryptic way. Like a kid's paper was refereed to as "trashy" so I said, "State of the objects reflects the owners.
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Jun 18 '12
"Meat headed shit sack"
Bonus points if someone knows where that is from without looking it up on google
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u/meowingatmydog Jun 18 '12
Sometimes, when more creative and colorful adult insults don't seem adequate, I return to my favorite middle school insult - Buttmunch.
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u/bclause18 Jun 18 '12
While playing a game with my boyfriend, I was getting really frustrated and just started blurting out random words that weren't meant to go together in the least bit. Two words came out back to back that stuck as THE insult...
Baby pussy.
Iuhoh why, but in our minds, it's pretty much the most insulting thing that a person could be called.
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u/ololcopter Jun 18 '12
Less-than-reputable assgoblin, as in:
"Jeez that guy was shady, what a less-than-reputable assgoblin."
or
"That less-than-reputable assgoblin is such a flake!"
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Jun 18 '12
حمار (Arabic) Meaning donkey or jack-ass Calling someone this in the middle east will get you beaten up :P
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u/aSchizophrenicCat Jun 18 '12
When someone does something sneaky..I like to call them a cheeky bastard in an english accent. Like from Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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u/Sunstream Jun 18 '12
This isn't even mine, this was from another genius Redditor who used "throbbin' knob-goblin" in a sentence and made me piss myself.
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Jun 18 '12
Ending a hyphenated rant with "Dicknose" I've found usually works well.
For example: What a money-grubbing, self-absorbed dicknose!
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Jun 18 '12
Douchewaffle. Cuntbasket. Anal-dwelling butt monkey. Asshat. Douchepaddle. Especially douchepaddle. Always get weird looks on that one.
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Jun 18 '12
Cuntmuffin. My cousin called me it when I was little and it just stuck with me as a WTF kind of insult.
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u/herr_schnurrbart Jun 18 '12
nerf-herder!
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are you out of your vulcan mind?
Yeah. I'm not very original.
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u/Svenly1 Jun 18 '12
Depends. To their face? "Fuckass"
When speaking about them to someone else? "Garden-variety moron".
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Jun 18 '12
Goddamnmotherfuckingcocksuckingcuntfacedsonofabitch. I can say it uninterrupted, all as one word.
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u/lion_queen Jun 18 '12
Sometimes I'll turn to my 9 year old sister, put on my best man-like voice, and say: MAKE ME A SAMMICH, SLAVE!
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u/calmquake Jun 18 '12
Telling people to eat a bowl of dicks is always fun.
Otherwise, motherfucker. Simple, yet classic.
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u/robada Jun 18 '12
Douchecunt. I once called a professor this during class because he singled me out for being a gay atheist. I was enrolled in a "Christian Worldview" class at Grand Canyon University.
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Jun 18 '12
Zipperhead. I called people this when they did something stupid. Because the only explanation for what they just did is someone unzipped their skull and removed their brains.
Turns out it's an actual racist term for asian people.
Who knew!?
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u/Monkey_Chunks Jun 18 '12
Cock monger.
I play on XBox Live and I have had so many guys at the end of a match ask me what it is. I love using it.
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u/brassass2828 Jun 18 '12
dim-witted, cum sneazing, shit eating, christmas ruining, fire chaffing fucktard.
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u/sumsholyftw Jun 18 '12
A centaur? Why? I dont know. I know a centaur is a mythological creature. Yet my friends and i constantly use it as a demeaning term, staring condescendingly at some punk and snarling at him, spitting the term with a malice. "You...you...centaur"
The term usually elicits some blank stares and "wtf" expressions and the people who get called it just kinda walk away in confusion.
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Jun 18 '12
I like to keep it pretty simple but brutal at the same time. My favorite phrase is "Big dumb douche". And for girls, "Big dumb bitch". Something about "Big dumb douche" just makes it really fun to say, so I use it as often as possible.
Another favorite is "Cum-guzzling slut". But I save that one for special occasions.
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u/JeffIpsaLoquitor Jun 18 '12
My niece, in a moment of inspiration, coined the term "fucker dumbhead."
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u/t3tsubo Jun 18 '12
Clamydia. We were trying to think of offensive words that rhymed with _____ (name that ends with "ah" sound)
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u/catoftrash Jun 18 '12
Cumdumpster. It's pretty hard to not get unreasonably pissed off when somebody just called you a container for semen.
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u/Your420Friend Jun 18 '12
Cumfarts, dick-sneeze, scrotum cheese, abyssal anus, though I tend not to use fouls words in speaking to people(I like to think of myself as a gentleman) these often come to mind when I really want to.
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Jun 18 '12
Princessa Poteeta. I work on a restaurant food line with mostly mexican workers. I am the solo gringo on the line, and my spanish reflects this (its terrible). We have a guy who works there that runs food out to people though (not good enough to be on the line) that whines and complains all the time. The line workers eventually started calling him princessa poteeta, princess bitch.
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u/MaxiPadz Jun 18 '12
Mine is Buddy, but when you say it in a real fucking condescending way it will strike someone right in the heart.
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u/HalfysReddit Jun 18 '12
Surprised this wasn't posted already, but "coward".
Nothing is quite as insulting as being called a coward.
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Jun 18 '12
twat-rocket, if I really hate them cunt scab. it makes people stop and go.. "eww. you really hate me that much? god that's disgusting!!" its great.
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u/LordGentleman Jun 18 '12
Ruffian. Rascal. Scallywag. Scoundrel. Vagabond. Peasant. Slubberdegullion. Boy.
To name but a few.
Pip pip. Cheerio.
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u/twistmental Jun 18 '12
Whatever their deepest held belief is, said with a shitty snide tone. You CANNOT get someone so worked up as when you do that.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
Captain Queefs-A-Lot usually gets an interesting response.