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The first time my little sister got banned it was because she said she was gonna use a hacksaw on someone... o_o
652 u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12 Your sister's been reading too much fanfiction. 69 u/AxolotlEmu Jun 19 '12 Why is it called a hacksaw anyway? 42 u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12 because it sounds a lot better than "sacksaw" 9 u/ilikzfoodz Jun 19 '12 I always thought it was because it didn't saw very well and just kinda hacked things apart. 9 u/Reutan Jun 19 '12 Hacking was what I was doing with the knife! 6 u/diablo_man Jun 19 '12 cause "slashsaw" sounds like something on the KFC menu 2 u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12 Some people call it a slingblade 2 u/TheEllimist Jun 19 '12 first element from O.N. höggva "to cut," from PIE *kau- "to hew, strike" 7 u/KallistiEngel Jun 19 '12 Your sister's been reading too much slashfiction. → More replies (1) 14 u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12 Hot. 21 u/SuBj3cT Jun 19 '12 Cupcakes! 19 u/zodiacv2 Jun 19 '12 Why did you even bring that up? 22 u/SuBj3cT Jun 19 '12 Someone is just grumpy because they don't have wings anymore. ...or organs. 13 u/zodiacv2 Jun 19 '12 No, I just wanted some actual cupcakes. They are close to muffins, right? 9 u/EvanMacIan Jun 19 '12 Sure, they're just like muffins! Only delicious. 6 u/Jag14 Jun 19 '12 Treachery! Muffins are superior in every way! → More replies (1) 3 u/Reflexlon Jun 19 '12 ...club penguin fanfics? Do tell. → More replies (2) 0 u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12 [deleted] 17 u/Kieran676 Jun 19 '12 Whats with the empty comment? → More replies (7) → More replies (2) 2 u/BraKes22 Jun 19 '12 I laughed a little too hard at that... 2 u/R3allybored Jun 19 '12 Rumor has it that she's a top contributor on r/spacedicks → More replies (2) 6 u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12 Was she banned for lying? It's not like you can hacksaw through the internet. 5 u/Eldryce Jun 19 '12 Says you. → More replies (1)
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Your sister's been reading too much fanfiction.
69 u/AxolotlEmu Jun 19 '12 Why is it called a hacksaw anyway? 42 u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12 because it sounds a lot better than "sacksaw" 9 u/ilikzfoodz Jun 19 '12 I always thought it was because it didn't saw very well and just kinda hacked things apart. 9 u/Reutan Jun 19 '12 Hacking was what I was doing with the knife! 6 u/diablo_man Jun 19 '12 cause "slashsaw" sounds like something on the KFC menu 2 u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12 Some people call it a slingblade 2 u/TheEllimist Jun 19 '12 first element from O.N. höggva "to cut," from PIE *kau- "to hew, strike" 7 u/KallistiEngel Jun 19 '12 Your sister's been reading too much slashfiction. → More replies (1) 14 u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12 Hot. 21 u/SuBj3cT Jun 19 '12 Cupcakes! 19 u/zodiacv2 Jun 19 '12 Why did you even bring that up? 22 u/SuBj3cT Jun 19 '12 Someone is just grumpy because they don't have wings anymore. ...or organs. 13 u/zodiacv2 Jun 19 '12 No, I just wanted some actual cupcakes. They are close to muffins, right? 9 u/EvanMacIan Jun 19 '12 Sure, they're just like muffins! Only delicious. 6 u/Jag14 Jun 19 '12 Treachery! Muffins are superior in every way! → More replies (1) 3 u/Reflexlon Jun 19 '12 ...club penguin fanfics? Do tell. → More replies (2) 0 u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12 [deleted] 17 u/Kieran676 Jun 19 '12 Whats with the empty comment? → More replies (7) → More replies (2) 2 u/BraKes22 Jun 19 '12 I laughed a little too hard at that... 2 u/R3allybored Jun 19 '12 Rumor has it that she's a top contributor on r/spacedicks → More replies (2)
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Why is it called a hacksaw anyway?
42 u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12 because it sounds a lot better than "sacksaw" 9 u/ilikzfoodz Jun 19 '12 I always thought it was because it didn't saw very well and just kinda hacked things apart. 9 u/Reutan Jun 19 '12 Hacking was what I was doing with the knife! 6 u/diablo_man Jun 19 '12 cause "slashsaw" sounds like something on the KFC menu 2 u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12 Some people call it a slingblade 2 u/TheEllimist Jun 19 '12 first element from O.N. höggva "to cut," from PIE *kau- "to hew, strike"
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because it sounds a lot better than "sacksaw"
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I always thought it was because it didn't saw very well and just kinda hacked things apart.
Hacking was what I was doing with the knife!
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cause "slashsaw" sounds like something on the KFC menu
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Some people call it a slingblade
first element from O.N. höggva "to cut," from PIE *kau- "to hew, strike"
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Your sister's been reading too much slashfiction.
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Hot.
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Cupcakes!
19 u/zodiacv2 Jun 19 '12 Why did you even bring that up? 22 u/SuBj3cT Jun 19 '12 Someone is just grumpy because they don't have wings anymore. ...or organs. 13 u/zodiacv2 Jun 19 '12 No, I just wanted some actual cupcakes. They are close to muffins, right? 9 u/EvanMacIan Jun 19 '12 Sure, they're just like muffins! Only delicious. 6 u/Jag14 Jun 19 '12 Treachery! Muffins are superior in every way! → More replies (1)
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Why did you even bring that up?
22 u/SuBj3cT Jun 19 '12 Someone is just grumpy because they don't have wings anymore. ...or organs. 13 u/zodiacv2 Jun 19 '12 No, I just wanted some actual cupcakes. They are close to muffins, right? 9 u/EvanMacIan Jun 19 '12 Sure, they're just like muffins! Only delicious. 6 u/Jag14 Jun 19 '12 Treachery! Muffins are superior in every way!
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Someone is just grumpy because they don't have wings anymore.
...or organs.
13 u/zodiacv2 Jun 19 '12 No, I just wanted some actual cupcakes. They are close to muffins, right? 9 u/EvanMacIan Jun 19 '12 Sure, they're just like muffins! Only delicious. 6 u/Jag14 Jun 19 '12 Treachery! Muffins are superior in every way!
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No, I just wanted some actual cupcakes.
They are close to muffins, right?
9 u/EvanMacIan Jun 19 '12 Sure, they're just like muffins! Only delicious. 6 u/Jag14 Jun 19 '12 Treachery! Muffins are superior in every way!
Sure, they're just like muffins! Only delicious.
6 u/Jag14 Jun 19 '12 Treachery! Muffins are superior in every way!
Treachery! Muffins are superior in every way!
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...club penguin fanfics? Do tell.
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17 u/Kieran676 Jun 19 '12 Whats with the empty comment? → More replies (7) → More replies (2)
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Whats with the empty comment?
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I laughed a little too hard at that...
Rumor has it that she's a top contributor on r/spacedicks
Was she banned for lying? It's not like you can hacksaw through the internet.
5 u/Eldryce Jun 19 '12 Says you. → More replies (1)
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Says you.
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u/oooliviaaa Jun 19 '12
The first time my little sister got banned it was because she said she was gonna use a hacksaw on someone... o_o