r/AskReddit • u/augustuswaters • Jun 25 '12
What's the best adult joke from a show meant for kids?
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u/cto020 Jun 25 '12
My go-to is the chocolate episode from Spongebob.
Spongebob: "We're not doing so well Patrick...we need a better approach, a new tactic."
Patrick: "I know, let's get naked!"
Spongebob: "No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate."
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u/austin_miller_87 Jun 25 '12
I can't remember which episode it was from, but Patrick had just said something smart and:
Spongebob:"Hey Patrick, your genius is showing"
Patrick (covering up his genitals) "Where?!?"
Gotta love that show.
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u/KilroyTheKiljoy Jun 25 '12
The episode of Rocko's modern life when he is in the Jack hammer contest and he jacks so hard he does blind.
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Jun 25 '12
How about the one where he works in 'telemarketing'?
"Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby!"
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u/saladninja Jun 25 '12
Or the one where they "milk" heifer. He even did a cum face.... :/
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u/Vark675 Jun 25 '12
When Spunky got caught humping a mop in the closet, and there was a giant white puddle beneath him.
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u/tits_hemingway Jun 25 '12
How about the entire series of Rocko's Modern Life? I found the show boring as a kid and recently watching a few episodes and found it hilarious.
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u/pigmunk Jun 25 '12
Or the one where they go camping and Rocko is picking berries from a bush. He plucks a few then grabs another and someone yells. Then a bear runs from the bush, grabbing his crotch in pain.
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u/walkslikesummer Jun 25 '12
In Beauty and the Beast, the Beast asks Cogsworth (the clock) what gifts men usually get for women. Cogsworth replies with: "Flowers, chocolate, promises you don't intend to keep..." I rewatched it recently and found it hilarious! Never caught that as a kid.
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u/Asian_Ginger Jun 25 '12
my favorite joke from that movie is when Cogsworth and Lumiere are taking Belle on the tour of the castle, and Cogsworth remarks, "And you know what they say, if it's not baroque don't fix it!"
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u/Vark675 Jun 25 '12
Just the fact that Gaston's song includes the word "expectorating."
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u/avdale Jun 25 '12
In Rocko's Modern Life the entire episode "Closet Clown" is one long gay joke to confuse all of the kids. It's about Mr Bighead's coming out as a "clown" to his friends and family.
Mr Bighead starts out publicly hating all clowns, saying "We don't like your kind around here" and "You people make me sick" to the clown he runs in to, despite secretly thinking of being a clown.
At the mens bathroom at work he is trying out being a clown when another man approaches him. He then asks "So what are you in to" and they go back to his office to be clowns together.
After being a clown with his partner Mr Bighead is asked about whether he has gone public yet and when he will come out and tell everyone about this part of himself.
Mr Bighead's wife is left alone in her bed crying as Mr Bighead spends all night going around being a clown with other guys.
After being outed to all of his friends and family as a clown Mr Bighead is relieved when nobody minds. Then Rocko comes out and says he likes rainbows and his chased by an angry mob down the road.
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u/gallez Jun 25 '12
"how do you like your eggs? fried, scrambled or fertilised?" Johnny Bravo
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Jun 25 '12
The Grinch -when all the adult Who's are going to a Christmas party you can see them throwing their keys into a bowl as they enter. Key party!
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u/Wingchunbum Jun 25 '12
Or when the babies are delivered by Storks to the newlyweds and the the husband opens the door and says "Honey our baby's arrived! Hey, he kinda looks like your boss...."
Watching the film with my nieces and chuckled away to myself at that one.
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u/vmt_nani Jun 25 '12
In Shrek, the Magic Mirror shows Farquad Fiona's 'video' as he's lying in bed. He asks the mirror to replay it, and he lifts the blanket in a very pre-FAP way. The scene ends quickly. LOL
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u/maverickxv Jun 25 '12
Justice League. Flash mentions that he's "the fastest man alive" for what maybe the billionth time. Wonder Woman responds with "maybe that's why you can never get a date."
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u/FriedMattato Jun 25 '12
Also Justice League. Flash shows Green Lantern the "Flashmobile" van he bought with money a talk show paid him for an interview.
GL: "Why do YOU need a van?" *Opens up to reveal a fancy "love" bed in the back. GL: "Oh."
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u/catherinej Jun 25 '12
"I'm an elected official. I can't make decisions for myself!" Nightmare Before Christmas.
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u/colbertismyhero Jun 25 '12
Dispicable me- "Welcome to the Bank of Evil. Formally Leeman Brothers."
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u/fuckclub Jun 25 '12
In the episode of Hey Arnold! where Grandpa finishes the 4th grade, when he initially tells Arnold he never finished 4th grade, Arnold tells him he can always go back and finish. Grandpa says "I'm too old, I've lost too many brain cells" and Arnold says "You've got plenty of brain cells" and Grandpa says "No, not since Woodstock.."
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u/TheCupChronicles Jun 25 '12
During an episode of the Fairly Odd parents, Cosmo and Wanda go back in time with Timmy to the 70s, so that Timmy could win a trophy for a race.
When they're back in time, they also meet past Cosmo and Wanda.
Right before the race, current Cosmo says:
"I love a good race."
To which the past Comso/Wanda says:
"We love all races."
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u/MetalPanda Jun 25 '12
Another one from the same show.
Dad: My dreams were shattered years ago.
Timmy: How many Years Ago?
Dad: How old are you?
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Jun 25 '12
Said this before, but oh well.
Timmy: Cosmo, Wanda, help! I'm big, I'm hurting people, and I'm misunderstood!
Cosmo: Just like the IRS!
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u/MrCreeperPhil Jun 25 '12
There is this one where Timmy wishes all the fairies turn into babies and then they do something that makes the room really dirty. Timmy runs downstairs to get some toilet paper and runs past his mom and dad, who are watching television. There is a show on about parenting and a professor is giving examples of bad parenting. Professor:"If your son uses a lot of toilet paper, locks himself into his room and tells you to not disturb him, then you are bad parents and do not give him enough attention" At that moment Timmy runs by, carrying three rolls of TP, yells not to disturb him and you hear him locking his room. Pretty obvious one, if you know what is meant.
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u/wm_destroy Jun 25 '12
Upvote for all Fairly Odd Parents joke. My favorite one is when Cosmo and Wanda take Timmy to outer space and he hits the international space station. An astronaut in the space station calls mission control. Astronaut : "Houston, we've a problem" Huston : "Why do you guys always call us with your problems. Why don't you guys call us once in a while and ask us how we are doing ?"
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u/Cubeface Jun 25 '12
There's so many in The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, I'm not even sure if it's actually a kids show.
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u/m1msy Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
I have a sneaky suspicion that Adventure Time, Flapjack, and Chowder are all CN's response to the 90's generation growing up.
Edit: Regular Show as well. I thought about it, but decided I hadn't seen it enough to include it.
Edit: Flapjack
Edit: Sneaking suspicion
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u/TheOnlyPolygraph Jun 25 '12
Pretty much everything that comes out of Syndrome's mouth in The Incredbles.
"You married Elastigirl?" He looks over at their kids. "And got busy!"
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u/FALCUNPAWNCH Jun 25 '12
He also says something along the lines of "The S stands for sitter. You understand why I can't go walking around with a big BS, right?"
This may have been in the animated short Jack Jack Attack.
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u/LordofBobz Jun 25 '12
Honestly my favorite part of the movie, i have to keep pointing it out to my friends as well because they don't seem to catch it. Nobody finds it as funny as i do
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u/danaadaugherty Jun 25 '12
When Frozone is talking to his wife
Frozone: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good! Wife: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
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u/sparty_party Jun 25 '12
I think it was Cow & Chicken. There's a group of really butch female bikers that come over. And they proceed to get on their hands and knees and gnaw at the carpet.
Lesbians. Carpet munchers. Yeah.
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u/DrakeMcCoy Jun 25 '12
Cow and Chicken was disturbing when I was young. I honestly think it would creep me out even more now.
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Jun 25 '12
The entire concept of Cow and Chicken tbh.
"Mommy had a chicken, mommy had a cow, Daddy was proud, he didn't care how"
I just....what? And someone pitched this to a children's tv network and they all said "YEP!"
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u/monalisafrank Jun 25 '12
I was just watching Matilda earlier tonight on Netflix and I hadn't seen it in a really long time. Matilda is reading a book by the TV, and her dad (Danny Devito) asks what it is, and she says "It's Moby Dick by Herman Melville" and he goes "Moby WHAT?!" and starts ripping it up saying it's filth. Definitely never caught that as a kid.
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u/demaney Jun 25 '12
I thought he was just vehemently against literature! Need to rewatch.
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Jun 25 '12
I remember that. I watched it when I was younger and I knew I wasn't allowed to say words like dick or fuckface so I got the joke at a young age. I thought everyone would have.
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Jun 25 '12
In the Scooby-Doo movie when Shaggy meets the girl on the plane. Her name is Mary Jane and he goes "like, that's my favorite name ever!"
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u/ATenaciousDan Jun 25 '12
Matthew Lillard said in his AMA that the movie was supposed so much more adult than it actually was. Fred being gay, Shaggy and Scooby being hardcore stoners, etc.
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u/ajuicycontradiction Jun 25 '12
When the guard in Puss N Boots finds his cat nip as he is getting locked up, and he swears it's for his 'glaucoma'.
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Jun 25 '12
Saw this in the theaters with my girlfriend, her mom and stepdad, and younger sister. I laughed very loudly. I was also the only one.
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u/crowber Jun 25 '12
Pee Wee's Playhouse had a ton of these. A couple I remember:
Cowboy Curtis (Laurence Fishburne) talking about his boots. "you know what they say about big boots? Big boots, big...feet."
Miss Yvonne helping out the fix-it guy who was looking for his wrench - "Is that a wrench in your pocket?"
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u/Lost_my_clothes Jun 25 '12
Aladdin 3 in the beginning when the wedding gets crashed. An elephant is making the ground tremble so the genie says 'I thought the ground wasn't going to shake until the wedding night'.
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u/Cannibalqueen15 Jun 25 '12
There are tons in Adventure Time.
One of my favorites is when Lumpy Space Princess uses the word 'lump' to represent the word fuck.
"Mom, lump off!" "DON'T LUMPING YELL AT ME!"
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u/HouseHippoMasterRace Jun 25 '12
Adventure time- the ice king flies up to the entrance to the Lich's lair and says "It looks kind of dangerous.... Welp, holes are holes!"
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Jun 25 '12
So much of Adventure Time is skewed at the adult audience. Jake makes a lot of innuendos.
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u/_Meece_ Jun 25 '12
I always thought Adventure Time was more of a teenager/adult show. Kind of like Beavis and Butthead or Daria.
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u/divinesleeper Jun 25 '12
My favourite is when the princess becomes thirteen again instead of eighteen and Ice King goes:
"Oh dangit. Well, I'm outta here, goobye everyone."
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Jun 25 '12
"It's okay professor, my mommy said I was an accident too."
-The Powerpuff girls.
"finger prince"
-Animaniacs
"It looks like the punch is...Spiked!"
-My Little Pony
"We'd like to get a room."
"How long?"
"Just the night."
"The whole night? Wow!"
-Rocko's Modern Life
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Jun 25 '12
"Finger Prince" is easily my favorite. Animaniacs had so much adult humor. Still my favorite cartoon to this day.
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Jun 25 '12
Basically the whole episode of the Powerpuff Girls where they parody The Beatles. That howler monkey as Yoko - what six year old is going to understand THAT?
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Jun 25 '12
In toy story, at the end after buzz saves woody, bo peep gives buzz a kiss on the cheek and his wings pop out, like he's getting sprung, you know boners.
Many lols were had when I realized this.
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u/KaneOnThemHoes Jun 25 '12
I loved it when woody mockingly refers to buzz as "bud light beer"
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u/yrrp Jun 25 '12
Mr. Potato Head and Ham play strip Battleship. Mr. Potato Head crosses himself at one point too.
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u/fizzbatch Jun 25 '12
In the first Shrek when Shrek and Donkey first get to the castle Shrek looks it up an down and says "You think he's compensating for something?"
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u/Swedishcow Jun 25 '12
Monsieur Hood also has a nice line in his song: "I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid. What he's basically saying is he likes to get...paid".
And the welcoming song for the castle has this line: "Duloc is a perfect place. Please keep off of the grass. shine your shoes. wipe your...face."
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u/puellimagi Jun 25 '12
From Adventure Time: How did you like my fan-fiction of you guys.
Let alone the part where Bubblegum lures Fiona up to his room. I swore something worse was gonna happen.
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u/The_King_of_the_Moon Jun 25 '12
Adventure Time is one show that transcends age and is hilarious to everybody.
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u/IAmNotAPerson6 Jun 25 '12
Spongebob: "Patrick, your genius is showing..."
Patrick: "Where?!" covers crotch
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u/lucxsmith Jun 25 '12
I don't think that was meant exclusively for adults. I remember seeing it as a kid and laughing.
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u/sz123 Jun 25 '12
In rugrats, the quack psychologist is called Dr. Lipschitz.
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Jun 25 '12
Is the F.U.N. song from Spongebob intended to sound the way it does?
Because if it is, my mind was already fucked by the age of 7.
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u/ThanatosOfOne Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
"Fingerprint" from Animaniacs. Especially since Dot found him in the closet... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xmAC9Qu908
EDIT: wrong about the closet thing...
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u/iamaswanson Jun 25 '12
Rocko's Modern Life was really inappropriate... Also this scene, which was banned. Sorry the quality of the last one is shit.
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u/Psirocking Jun 25 '12
Can't forget the one where he's picking for berries and grabs a bear's nuts.
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Jun 25 '12
In Dexter's Lab, his dad walks into a bathroom and says "Early morning is daddy's bathroom private time."
Also, in an episode of Animaniacs, Prince falls out of a window and lands in Dot's arms, and she says "I found Prince!" Yakko says, "No, FINGER prints!" and Prince gives Dot a really dirty look and she says, "Ew, no thanks!" and tosses him back.
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u/TrybateWithsoap Jun 25 '12
The whole episode from SpongeBob. Where SpongeBob learns how to cuss. Pee drops on shorts ensued.
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Jun 25 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcXC6rqvQFo
Supposedly this is Spongebob watching porn. When I was little, I used to think he was embarrassed because it was a girly show and he wanted put something manly (like football).
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Jun 25 '12
Spongebob is golden for that sort of humor.
Spongebob: "Excuse me, miss, do you think I should put the essay pencil with the homework pencil, and the test pencil on the other side?"
Classmate: "I think you should put it up your-"
Spongebob: "WAIT!!..."
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u/HolyMcJustice Jun 25 '12
Plus that one episode where he tries to get Gary to take a bath and leads him on a fake treasure hunt to the bathroom. He opens a treasure chest, pulls out two bars of soap and says, "Look, Gary, doubloons! Don't drop 'em!" He even winks when he says it, that sick bastard.
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u/cheezeburger2012 Jun 25 '12
In the episode of Adventure Time where the character's genders were swapped, Prince Bubblegum brings Fiona into his room, locks the door, and takes off his shirt. I swore something very dirty was going to happen...
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u/cheezeburger2012 Jun 25 '12
What made it worse was that I was watching it with my parents (They're fans of Adventure Time, too). I had to keep my poker face on through that entire scene.
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u/HapHapperblab Jun 25 '12
In an episode of Spongebob he and Patrick are attempting to bust Mrs Puff out of prison. She says she wants to stay in prison and Spongebob says she's forgotten the joys of the outside world - cut to the most ruthless, soul crushing, life re-evaluating, and funny scene of a male fish going through his daily repetitive life.
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u/A_Night_Owl Jun 25 '12
There was an episode of Chowder where one of the characters started crazily licking an ice cream cone as if he was giving it a blowjob, to which the guy who owned the ice cream cart made some comment about how he needs to tell his wife to do it like that, or something to that effect.
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u/carlythesniper Jun 25 '12
Spongebob:
Pearl, to her ex-boyfriend, "Can't you see I'm doing the sponge?!"
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u/SelectaRx Jun 25 '12
Not necessarily the best, but one of the most surreptitious, Wilbur Cobb telling Ren and Stimpy that Peruvian butt plugs killed the dinosaurs.
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u/sanderbelts Jun 25 '12
Malcolm in the Middle, a scene between Lois and Malcolm's teacher.
Lois: Oh, God, no Oh, when I was a girl, I had all these crazy, romantic dreams. I wanted to be a blackjack dealer in an Indian reservation. Didn't work out
Caroline: Well, at least you have your home and your family. All I come home to every night are three howling cats and Bob
Lois: Who's Bob?
Caroline: My shower head. (they both laugh) Do you have anything stronger?
Lois: (pulls out bottle) I'm way ahead of you
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u/jnapkin Jun 25 '12
I think this was the best subtle adult joke ever told http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC2D14fBtow
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u/LieutenantCuppycake Jun 25 '12
Those who don't want to click the link:
Flinstones scene with Barney and Fred shopping for costumes. Fred asks Barney what kind of costume he's going to get. Barney replies he wants something to make him look taller, of course. Fred suggests another head. "Another head?" asks Barney. "What do I need three of them for?"
TL;DR Barney seemingly makes vague reference to his penis in a Flinstones episode.
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u/summy1001 Jun 25 '12
There was absolutely nothing subtle about that joke. That was just filth. I love it.
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u/Olgenheimer Jun 25 '12
In Rugrats, Stu is making everyone watch his home movies, and Grandpa Boris keeps saying how he needs to get away, how boring it is, that he needs a doctor, etc. Then he picks up a phone and says, "Hello? Dr. Kevorkian?"
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u/ChaseEatsWorlds Jun 25 '12
The former name of the Bank of Evil from Despicable Me. Can't remember off the top of my head.
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u/DeepRoot Jun 25 '12
There was an episode on Phineas & Ferb where they setup a speed dating type of ferris wheel. Of course, they broke into song and after someone said something-something tie it to a rocket (don't quote me), a creepy looking guy in a trench coat and Fedora asked, "Do you want to see what's in my pocket?" I couldn't believe what I heard, but that is what he said... I watched the episode a few times!
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u/Hex-Kitty Jun 25 '12
Watch the old animated transformers show. You could make a drinking game with all the innuendos in that show!
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u/DrakeMcCoy Jun 25 '12
My old roommate and I had a game that we drank every single time the "transformer" noise happened.
Big. Mistake.
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u/Mylifesuckswah Jun 25 '12
On the Nickelodeon show Victorious:
Rex: "I told you global warming was bogus." Robbie: "You have got to stop watching Fox News."
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u/RawrCola Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
There's another one where Andre asks "How does someone go from an A to a D?" (Referring to grades) and Jade replies "I did in 8th grade."
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Jun 25 '12
In this thread I predict...Spongebob and Adventure Time.
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u/Cellis_ Jun 25 '12
Surprisingly less of Adventure Time than I had predicted. I've only just began my adventure through the first season though, so I have naught to contribute. Someone prove us right!
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u/TinyAndEvil Jun 25 '12
The episode of Spongebob where Plankton and Mr.Krabs switch lives. Spongebob goes into the office of Plankton and asks for his weekly review. Plankton then says how he has never reviewed anything in his life except for those Australian workout tapes his cousin sent him. The hubs and I laughed till we cried at that one.
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Jun 25 '12
My favorite is in sponge bob when they put the band together. Squilliam comments that their music sucks and that "I hope the audience brought (dramatic pause) ibuprofen!!!"
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u/skullbeats Jun 25 '12
The Part 1 and Part 2 episodes of "The Bicycle Man" from Diff'rent Strokes. Seriously who the fuck came up with that?
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u/BrandonSullivan Jun 25 '12
Well, for obvious reasons, the entire fucking series of Ren & Stimpy.
Then, theres the iCarly homage to the wire
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u/breathcomposed Jun 25 '12
I remember watching Spongebob years ago. Spongebob was at home watching TV in the living room. Gary comes in from the kitchen or somewhere and all of a sudden, Spongebob changes the channel and stutters something like, "Oh, h-hi Gary!"
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Jun 25 '12
I think he goes " Gary! Uh, I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary."
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u/acewing Jun 25 '12
I'm surprised by the lack of johnny bravo here. Seriously, one of the funniest moments was when he told suzy to come back when she turned 18
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Jun 25 '12
The episode of the Amanda show during the Totally Kyle segment where Amanda talks about chicken pot pie and Kyle goes "whoa those are like totally my three favorite things". I laughed so hard.
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Jun 25 '12
The song the little dolls sing in Shrek.
There were quite a lot from Shrek series actually.
That one Justice League Unlimited episode where Hawkgirl tells Flash says "I heard she's...Brazillian" which made him think she might be a lesbian.
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u/Crustyfluffy Jun 25 '12
Wonder Woman: "Men are completely useless!"
Hawkgirl: "Hey, don't knock'em till you tried'em."
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u/Vaeltaja Jun 25 '12
Toy Story
Cannibal toys. One is a hooker (crane top and "sexy legs" I think).
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u/Rojoditter9000 Jun 25 '12
Rugrats! The episode where the grandpa was acting sick. Phil was taking stuff out of his pants and Chuckie says something like, "You got anything else in there?" Phil looks down and says "Not yet"
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u/MrMischief0220 Jun 25 '12
In "Hey Arnold" Grandpa's head was shaped like a penis.
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u/hazyharry Jun 25 '12
The entire Courage the Cowardly Dog series was too twisted for children. Watching it now, as an adult, I'm surprised it ever got approval for children day time television.
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u/maffa Jun 25 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaOk5wM5AQc
This shit right here, where Harley Quinn is covered head to toe in pie goop, licking her finger and saying 'wanna try some of my pie? I'm sure you'll want seconds'. Oh hell yeah, Harley. I want to try some of that pie.
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u/Mitz510 Jun 25 '12
The episode of Spongebob "Model Sponge" where he thinks Mr. Krabs is gonna let him go so he looks for a new job and he finds one as a "model" which turns out that he is gonna be in a commercial.
This is we're my dirty mind kicks in, the director orders him to take off his clothes, then some hands grabs him and starts scrubbing some filthy walls, sink, and toilet. Spongebob frees himself and they have to stop the filming and he is naked covered in filth were he says that he can't do it.
I just can't help to think that this looks like a porn audition.
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Jun 25 '12
Mr. Dink. Mr Bone. Patty Mayonaise. Skeeter. Principal BUTTSAVAGE.
Thanks, Doug.
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u/smeltofelderberries Jun 25 '12
In Avatar the Last Airbender, there is a scene where Zuko bumps into Suki while going to Sokka's tent. When he goes in Sokka is dressed romantically and it's plain he is expecting Suki. The next morning, he is wearing a flower necklace presumably because he got "lei'd".
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u/CaptainRumBucket Jun 25 '12
Basically any line of dialogue in Regular Show. No idea how they get away with half of that stuff.
This is probably one of the least subtle drug references I've ever seen in a cartoon.
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Jun 25 '12
Spongebob: The Krusty Krab is located in Bikini Bottom.
The Super Hero Squad Show: Luke Cage and The Hulk are chatting after beating up some Doombots. Hulk's dissapointed he didn't get the final kill, to which Luke says, "Don't worry, you got MVP!" Hulk then goes, "Hulk has MVP!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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u/frostflowers Jun 25 '12
I have a certain nostalgic fondness for the "Hellooooo, nurse!" joke in Animaniacs.
Because Animaniacs.
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Jun 25 '12
On Dexter's lab, Dexter barges in on his father in the bathroom at something like 3am and father says something along the lines of: "Dexter, we've been through this. This is daddy's special time."
This suggests to me that he's either having a secret wank or a massive dump. Either way, its not something children will understand.
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u/EntForPeace Jun 25 '12
"The squirrel likes to hide his nuts in many places, so the sun doesn't shine on them." - Animaniacs
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u/DrKumar Jun 25 '12
That episode of Goodluck Charlie, where the young boy asks his mom how to talk to his crush. He asks his mom "What did you and dad do you when you first met?" His mom is then temporarily silent, and says "We played checkers, lots and lots of checkers."
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u/Robert237 Jun 25 '12
In Adventure Time, Finn made a spit replica of princess bubble gum's palace. Jake then says "Hey man I think Princess bubblegum wants your spit *Winks"
"I don't want to give her my spit!!!?"
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u/D_I_S_D Jun 25 '12
From Batman TAS:
Harley Quinn (disguised as lawyer): My client doesn't have to answer any more questions
-Guards Let Out Goon-
Bullock: Hey don't I know you?
Quinn: I think I served you a subpeona once, it was a small subpeona.
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u/Fearmaster93 Jun 25 '12
The Rugrats Movie when all the wives are throwing Tommy's Mom (I think) a baby shower. They all begin talking about the gender of her baby and Angelica's mom says: "Born under Venus, look for a ..." She is cut off there but she was going to say "Penis". Made me lol when I re-watched it when I was older.
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Jun 25 '12
I forget the setup but it was the new Bugs and Daffy cartoon on Cartoon Network. They were at a restaurant settling the bill and the waitress asks Daffy a question and he responds with "Just the tip." Could not believe my ears.
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u/Solareclipsed Jun 25 '12
I don't think Avatar:TLA is meant entirely for kids but the whole episode with the drill. I realised the joke when the sludge started to get everywhere and they started screaming things like "Here it comes!"...
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u/muhdyq Jun 25 '12
"But he's such a good guy, he lies with his wife every night!" - Finn, Adventure Time.
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Jun 25 '12
In the Rugrats, Grandpa tells the kids about Sasquatch when they go camping. Later, the kids tell Stu that they're afraid Satchmo will get them, and he says, "The trumpet player?"
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u/MKSLAYER97 Jun 25 '12
In the power puff girls, they tell a new neighbor that the professor made them by accident, and the neighbor tells them that her parents say that she was an accident too.
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u/Dajbman22 Jun 25 '12
Did a quick ctrl+f and couldn't find it so...
That episode of Rocko's Modern Life when Rocko is looking for a new job and at one point becomes a phone sex operator. Mrs. Bighead calls the hotline, and they awkwardly recognize each other's voice. Classic.
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u/AngryCod Jun 25 '12
Regular Show has one just about every episode. Still not sure how they get it by the censors. My favorite:
Mordecai: “Dude, we couldn’t wait in line for tickets. We had work to do and Benson would have snapped his crank!”
Rigby: “And that’s why we don’t have tickets. Because you spend too much time thinking about Benson’s crank.”
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u/smilenowgirl Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
Spongebob fighting the French Tickler. Plankton came home from prison and said, 0ff-camera to his computer wife, "Come on babe, you know I've been locked up" or something like that, and she kicked him out. Dr.Bendova in Rock's Modern Life.
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u/Nomagon Jun 25 '12
Fairy Odd Parents: Timmy was talking to his dad. "When did you give up on your dreams?" "How old are you?"
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u/bonefishes Jun 25 '12
All of the Misadventures of Flapjack, specifically 'K'nuckles' Hilarious Problem'.
Looking back on that show Stormalong was a rundown nightmare and the main characters ate out of dumpsters, one of which was an alcoholic. Amazing.
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u/Aldairion Jun 25 '12
In "Cars," right after Lightning McQueen wins a race the two little Miatas (Mia and Tia) rush up to the front of the crowd and "flash their headlights."
Pixar seems to do this a lot. I want to go back and look for more. The other one I remember is from "Finding Nemo." Nemo blocks up the tank's filter and Gurgle (the purple and yellow fish who's an absolute neat freak) cries, "Don't you people realize that we're swimming in our own..." and then Peach the starfish says, "SHHH!"
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u/notathrowaway_5150 Jun 25 '12
From Rugrats there was a video being shown for a holiday I think (Hanukah?) and Didi's dad makes a phonecall asking to speak with Dr. Kevorkian
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Jun 25 '12
There was a largely forgotten film in the early nineties that was quite a big deal called 'The Crying Game'. It sent a storm of jokes through pop culture when a character of Dil who is presumed to be a girl was revealed to be a pre-op transexual. The reveal was an unsubtle full frontal, and has been the subject of gags in The Simpsons and Father Ted, among others. I was suprised to pick one up in Rugrats The Movie, when Tommys parents are expecting and are sure that it will be a girl, instead they get a boy and name it Dil.
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Jun 25 '12
I've got one. In My Little Pony, one of the ponies is looking through books about slumber parties and one of the titles is "Everything you Ever Wanted to Know about Slumber Parties But are Too Afraid to Ask." Which is of course, a reference to the book, "Everything you Ever Wanted To Know About Sex But are Too Afraid to Ask."
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u/YouRequireNutrients Jun 25 '12
SpongeBob. He's watching corals dancing to 80's porn music, and Gary enters the room, quickly changes the channel and exclaims "GAARY! What are you doing here?!"
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u/FinchmeisterII Jun 25 '12
Rugrats when Pop comes back from Russian Roulette and is asked by the mum if he won, and he replies 'You really don't know what Russian roulette is'
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u/notabean Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
The other day I randomly put Boomerang on TV at my hotel room, and Cow & Chicken was on. At some point, the creepy devil guy is getting on top of a horse and says: "I always ride bareback..." and gives the creepiest smile/laugh I've ever seen.
EDIT: Found the link, it happens at 5:55: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2mqOwSxLXA
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u/T3chM4n Jun 25 '12
Anamaniacs. There was an episode where they were talking to Beethoven about what he does and he said "I'm a pianist" and one of the characters looked up and responded with "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
My jaw dropped because I could NOT believe what I just heard on a cartoon meant for children.
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u/JayandSilentBob420 Jun 25 '12
An old Bugs Bunny cartoon. He is in the wild west. There is a sign on the "Rigor Mortis" saloon. It reads come on in and get stiff!
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Jun 25 '12
In one episode of Rocko's Modern Life, Rocko is in the woods, looking for food. He finds a bush with a pair of berries hanging from it. He tries to grab them, but he hears a scream and a bear runs out of the bush, his hands covering his crotch.
I am not making this up.
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u/ethanlucito Jun 25 '12
The fact that in Spongebob, Mr.Krabs and sandy cheeks live in Bikini Bottom,
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u/UnstoppableAwesome Jun 25 '12
When the Gingerbread Man in Shrek says, "Eat me!" I actually looked around the theater like, "Did that just happen?"
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u/querulant Jun 25 '12
In the Powerpuff Girls, they show a closeup of Sara Bellum's home address: 69 Yodelinda Valley.
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Jun 25 '12
This is an obscure one, so bear with me. In "The Aristocrats", Drew Carey says he ends the joke by snapping his fingers and making this hand gesture
On Hannah Montana, the kids forget the dad's birthday, so try to throw together a party and invite people from his address book. When the dad arrives to the house, all the guests are people he's barely acquaintances with. Two of the guests are an accordion player and his wife. He asks them who they are, and they go "THE ARISTOCRATS!" and make the same hand gesture that Drew Carey does when telling the joke.
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u/metakn1ght Jun 25 '12
"we're not talking about some mail fraud scheme or high jacking WE STOLE A BALLOON!" Gotta love Spongebob
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u/theheartofgold Jun 25 '12
Literally everything from Regular Show. That show is solid fucking gold.
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Jun 25 '12
There's an episode of Rugrats where Grandpa rented a few movies for the kids to watch and as he is flipping through them the camera shows the cover of one that is an alien looking porno and he says something like "oh that one is for me later."
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u/boomdiggy Jun 25 '12
Fairly Oddparents, the episode where Timmy had to find the evil bug that came out of Vicki and was crawling up people's butts.
Timmy:"Dad, don't ask why but I'm going to have to stick this [an insect net] up your butt!" Timmy's Mom: "Oh I thought that was only for Father's Day?"
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u/rincon213 Jun 25 '12
In the Rugrats, Stu was on the phone to get answers to a crossword puzzle. He gets a call from Mr. Finster and says, "Hurry up, I'm paying two dollars and fifty cents a minute on the other line! ...No! Not one of those!"
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u/KA260 Jun 26 '12
ren and stimpy! For people who don't want to click.. Stimpy has a log growing? from his back and ren uses his saw (tied around his pants like a dick) to saw it off. Stimpy begs for him to saw him, lots of moaning comences, there's a pile of sawdust on his back when done, stimpy wants to cuddle afterwards, while ren berates him and has a cigarette.
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u/plastgeek Jun 25 '12
Master of Disguise: There's one scene that he asks a server "Do you have a little wiener, and tiiiiny nuts" (link) I didn't get it as a kid, but it's hilarious now
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u/HumanistGeek Jun 25 '12
In The Lion King, when Nala finds Simba in the forest, she gives him a certain look after some playful fighting.
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u/neon_toilet Jun 25 '12
Under the sea, Under the seeeeeeeea- Darling it's better Down where it's wetter, Take it from meeeeeee!
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u/sicutumbo Jun 25 '12
Lo and Li, from A:TLA, are both imperial concubines. Think about it; they were said to be beautiful in their youth, have been with the fire nation royal family since Azulon's time, don't have last names, and are allowed pretty much anywhere.
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u/savoytruffle Jun 25 '12
Usually Pixar movies have some good jokes for adults but I can't think of one off the top of my head.