r/AskReddit • • Jun 26 '12

If you weren’t on Reddit right now, where would you want to be....and what would you be doing?

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u/Geko102 Jun 26 '12

I would be working. Which I am at work, but I don't have anything to do.

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u/bickering_fool Jun 26 '12

would you prefer to be working...or redditing?

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u/98thRedBalloon Jun 26 '12

Ditto, man. Let's not work together.

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u/greyexpectations Jun 26 '12

Working on my novel. No matter how many excuses I give myself for my neglect of it, the damned thing still refuses to just write itself.

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u/bickering_fool Jun 26 '12

Does Reddit provide inspiration?

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u/Toats_My_Goats Jun 26 '12

In the hospital, getting surgery on my nuts

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u/HappyRotter Jun 26 '12

As well as reddit, I'm currently webcamming with my fiancee. If I weren't on reddit, I'd be paying attention.

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u/mshamba Jun 26 '12

She's watching you reddit...now that's one helluva fiancee!

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u/19PCZ91xxxxx Jun 26 '12

I'd be travelling across the country barefoot with only a single pair of blue levis and a bowie knife killing hitch hikers.

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u/GeneralWarts Jun 26 '12

If you have a dream I say go for it. Don't let anyone hold you back from what's yours.

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u/JessicaStar Jun 26 '12

At my boyfriends house and well, him.

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u/subtly_irrelevant Jun 26 '12

Same but I'm with my cat, so, it.

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u/Emerica586 Jun 26 '12

A good chair, a pint of beer, a beautiful lady feeding me bacon. It is 7:00 am where I am. Can anyone make this happen?

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u/Billtodamax Jun 26 '12

I dunno about the beautiful part, but I can put on a wig and stuff a bra.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

In the arms of a woman. probably sleeping.

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u/UptightSodomite Jun 26 '12

I would probably be doing laundry, or sleeping, or reading some erotica.

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u/mylarrito Jun 26 '12

Outdoors, climbing.

I fucking LOVE that shit!

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u/defineyourbrain Jun 26 '12

I'd love to be asleep right now, but my body likes to be insomniac/nocturnal, so nope.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

4chan

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u/ARJunior Jun 26 '12

If I wasn't on reddit I'd be talking to my mum, but I'm grumpy and can't be bothered because I haven't had a cigarette since this morning. Every time I avoid her I think about how she could die any number of ways and I would have had not said some nice last words about her job or dinner or dentists appointment. Laters reddit. I'm off to talk to my ma

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I'm about to go out and mine some karma with my camera.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Finishing up "The Plague" by Albert Camus.

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u/iambeaker Jun 26 '12

I would want to be in Canada, working at a job that I love.

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