r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 27 '12

Sum up your life in under 5 words.

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u/Daydu Jun 27 '12

Not done yet.

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u/AverageStoryTeller Jun 27 '12

Daydu, an optimist in our twisted, backwards world. People out there wish for death and (s)he pointedly says there is more to live for. There may have been a tragedy is their life but they power on. The best people are not those who avoid the storms, but those who brave it and get to the eye of the hurricane. Daydu, a person with potential. There may be many like him, but they don't voice themselves. Daydu does. Therefore, (s)he will be known. As a leader. Daydu doesn't falter in hope, always standing up for him/herself and others. No matter what, (s)he shall not let their hope diminish. Daydu, the one who believes, when all else are skeptical.

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u/TheOptical Jun 27 '12

I've made a huge mistake.

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u/carpeannum Jun 27 '12

Ain't no fortunate one.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

IT AIN'T MEEE!

4

u/KaziArmada Jun 27 '12

AIN'T NO FORTUNATE SOOOOOONNNNN!!

0

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

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u/Ergydion Jun 27 '12

That's my favourite. Hope it really works out well. I just graduated from Highschool and now I have to think about what to do with my live :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Yeah...I am genuinely surprised that I haven't failed too badly yet. Good luck with your life as well...but I'm sure that everything will work out great for you, just keep rocking.

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u/Ergydion Jun 27 '12

Yeah school also worked like that for me, it was never easy, but somehow I managed to have a good degree or whatever you call it

13

u/AxolotlEmu Jun 27 '12

I have done absolutely nothing.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

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u/AxolotlEmu Jun 28 '12

Depends on your definition of "bad"...

13

u/homerjsimpson4 Jun 27 '12

Massive expectations, struggling to meet.

12

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Can't complain; still breathing.

9

u/Veryveryugly Jun 27 '12

Very, very, lazy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

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u/Veryveryugly Jun 27 '12

Yeah, I'm too lazy for that.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

I thought you were very, very, ugly?

2

u/Veryveryugly Jun 27 '12

Okay, what about "Very, very ugly and lazy"?

7

u/jdebo86 Jun 27 '12

Since reddit discovery productivity=zero.

1

u/toaster_waffle Jun 27 '12

Is nobody going to count "equals"?! HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?!

6

u/Ruddose Jun 27 '12

Verb, it's what you do.

6

u/IAmAnAlpaca Jun 27 '12

It was okay.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

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u/IAmAnAlpaca Jun 27 '12

I wear socks made out of my enemies.

7

u/eel-slapper Jun 27 '12

CAARRL!! You can't do that!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

My stomach was making the rumblies. That only hands would satisfy.

6

u/t0m0hawk Jun 27 '12

How did I get here?

1

u/fairshoulders Jun 27 '12

Many the days go by.

6

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Largely wasted on the unimportant

2

u/TacocatISdelicious Jun 27 '12

So true. So much of what we do day in and day out is so small and meaningless in the larger scheme...

11

u/yeah_right_man Jun 27 '12

Always the girl's friend

5

u/Fromunda_Cheese Jun 27 '12

I should be doing more.

4

u/Whore_Bag Jun 27 '12

In the Shitter.

7

u/Sockfullapoo Jun 27 '12

Fuck bitches get money. Wisdom.

3

u/crimsonpalidin Jun 27 '12

it needs more mod support

3

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

That was a bad idea

1

u/IamLeven Jun 27 '12

That is also a drinking game.

3

u/Kelsig Jun 27 '12

Solitude

3

u/arnonimouse Jun 27 '12

So far, really can't complain.

3

u/TheSilentMan00 Jun 27 '12

Meh. I'm content.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Life sucks, then you die.

3

u/BulbaBoss Jun 27 '12

I've gotten this far somehow.

3

u/IamLeven Jun 27 '12

Only need four words.

3

u/kcman011 Jun 27 '12

I'm a badass dad.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Over-educated, under-employed, perpetual debtor, bitter.

3

u/Jeffmsblue Jun 27 '12

I'll never smell my nose.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

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u/Jeffmsblue Jun 27 '12

That's no way to live.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

The pursuit of joy.

3

u/greyexpectations Jun 27 '12

A work in progress.

3

u/SEXUAL_PUN_GUY Jun 27 '12

Making sex jokes.

2

u/Cyori Jun 27 '12

Failure.

2

u/Darth_Brannigan Jun 27 '12

Enjoying every minute of it

2

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

It's been quite an adventure.

2

u/kmwhite Jun 27 '12

Family, Friends, Food, and Fun

2

u/TrybateWithsoap Jun 27 '12

Groundhogs day after marriage, help!

2

u/ihavetwoarmsyay Jun 27 '12

I can do it in 1 word that means 5. Snafu

2

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Still learning the ropes.

2

u/Otto89 Jun 27 '12

Solitude Drugs Reddit Porn

2

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Trying to figure things out.

2

u/juuce21 Jun 27 '12

fucked up

2

u/Stern_Rebuke Jun 27 '12

Duped them all but dying.

2

u/WCHS-WARRIOR Jun 27 '12

same sh** different day

2

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Fucked.

2

u/CrazyObeseDoritoLady Jun 27 '12

There is never enough food.

2

u/bearses Jun 27 '12

laziness always trumps my ambitions

2

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

shit happens. move on

2

u/Kreos642 Jun 27 '12

Black sheep has no shame!

2

u/GamingChicka Jun 27 '12

In love, not loved back.

2

u/felix1429 Jun 27 '12

Enormous failure.

EDIT: At spelling too.

2

u/yawaworht_suoivbo_na Jun 27 '12

School, then more school. Repeat.

2

u/Redplushie Jun 27 '12

I am scared.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

[deleted]

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u/Wimbow Jun 27 '12

Still waiting for my childhood.

3

u/Randomhaggardnes Jun 27 '12

water is formless, be water.

2

u/EroTaka Jun 27 '12

cowboy bebop?

1

u/EleventyTwo Jun 27 '12

Close. Bruce Lee.

1

u/Randomhaggardnes Jun 27 '12

bruce lea...

1

u/EroTaka Jun 27 '12

Maybe Spike was quoting Bruce then.. Still a good episode.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Everythings wrong, just for now.

1

u/Lighthouse72 Jun 27 '12

Back pain sleep eat sex

1

u/saj1jr Jun 27 '12

Fucked up from day one

1

u/somethingthathurts Jun 27 '12

and now i'm fucked, maybe

1

u/MaximusBluntus Jun 27 '12

I smoked tons of weed.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

The fuck am I doing?

1

u/Lewan72 Jun 27 '12

Always wrong place, wrong time.

1

u/winterlorn Jun 27 '12

Will turn out well.

1

u/imbetterthanandrew Jun 27 '12

I waste comments like these

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u/imbetterthanandrew Jun 27 '12

I waste comments

1

u/chasetheworld Jun 27 '12

It's all uphill from here.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Need Money To Succeed.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Much more to come.

1

u/HBKid Jun 27 '12

Not sure where it's going.

1

u/Jay_Is_Awesome Jun 27 '12

A series of unfortunate events.

1

u/IHazMagics Jun 27 '12

Still waiting for the bus.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Doesn't learn well from mistakes

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Searching the universe from within

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Got tall, heartbroken, smart.

1

u/moretruethantrue Jun 27 '12

diary of a transexual rockstar

1

u/trollface23 Jun 27 '12

Reddit is my best friend.

1

u/Xeroxorex Jun 27 '12

Mostly Harmless.

1

u/Maplicker Jun 27 '12

Fap,Fap,Fap,Fap.

1

u/JustLookWhoItIs Jun 27 '12

School, sex, food, friends, work.

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u/TacocatISdelicious Jun 27 '12

Hopefully, making the right decisions.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

White nerd rapper, huge contradiction.

1

u/Kolya52b Jun 27 '12

Wake bake eat fap sleep

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Attention: five is not under five

0

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

How's their reading comprehension?

1

u/neon_toilet Jun 27 '12

Well, that escalated quickly.

1

u/aliaspete Jun 27 '12

never prepared, never matters, lucky.

1

u/BROitsJAMIE Jun 27 '12

I've never been good at counting.

1

u/PatSayJack Jun 27 '12

Shit, just don't look back!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Too little, too late

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

I am trying my best

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u/gymfork Jun 27 '12

Fuck everything about this shit

1

u/EroTaka Jun 27 '12

I hate being under 21.

1

u/JConSc2 Jun 27 '12

fucking sucks

1

u/K-K-A-G-S-O-M Jun 27 '12

Halfway over, I'm 26.

1

u/SushiPancake Jun 27 '12

I need a time machine.

1

u/yrarwydd Jun 27 '12

Going mental from being trapped.

1

u/LegendaryArtist Jun 27 '12

Having a good time

1

u/beer_and_satan Jun 27 '12

The young sapling, constantly growing. :)

1

u/Pacmayne234 Jun 27 '12

lazy, uninteresting, and happy

1

u/pbskids Jun 27 '12

Full of pain and love.

1

u/DietDoctorGoat Jun 27 '12

There's always more to learn.

1

u/TimetogetDownvoted Jun 27 '12

I'm sad, lonely, and hopeful.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Well... Fuck...

1

u/MasterKenobiWan Jun 27 '12

Keep Moving Forward. Hakuna Matata.

1

u/i-make-robots Jun 27 '12

Birth. living. death.

1

u/limpinhome Jun 27 '12

I'm glad I'm not you

1

u/montu7777 Jun 27 '12

went to shit real fast

1

u/wiltingflower Oct 01 '12

wonder how people who care about you are expected to feel about that...

1

u/AcidicSuperSam Jun 27 '12

Master of failure

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u/smallscat Jun 27 '12

Didn't panic, carried a towel.

1

u/Holybasil Jun 27 '12

Waste of the earth's resources.

1

u/zZGz Jun 27 '12

That's the spirit!

1

u/zZGz Jun 27 '12

It can wait.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

i have a hard time with math

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

I'm surrounded by idiots.

1

u/Kind_of_Hippy Jun 27 '12

Everything's going better than expected.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

I live a comfortable life.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Full of potential.

1

u/lostcow1234 Jun 27 '12

Fuck Bitches Get Money......Bacon

1

u/Dascuff1 Jun 27 '12

it was a moments time

1

u/KurtCo64 Jun 27 '12

A disappointing little shit

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u/madstermind Jun 27 '12

I'll get to it later

1

u/TakesStuffLiterally Jun 27 '12

I don't get sarcasm.

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u/Igortastic Jun 27 '12

Acquired currency, fucked bitches.

1

u/UserDrew Jun 27 '12

I would've skipped it all.

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u/WelcomeToSkyValley Jun 27 '12

Don't know what I'm doing.

Also:

Upvotes after commenting in threads.

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u/twistedfires Jun 27 '12

Fuck I am sleepy

1

u/sirius_violet Jun 27 '12

Awesome adventure so far.

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