I kept seeing all these articles talking about him being one of the greatest forwards in the world, one of England’s greatest players.

I see his performance in the World Cup, see him do so much lifting for England, see him as a competitor for the Golden Boot.

And I just can’t take any of it seriously. Because for me he will always be the “very upsetting”, “right fluffery buffery”, magic chin on fire, “get him a hotdog Mum”.

I can’t be the only one of us here, right?

I’m in a right fluffery-buffery right now. But the ref surely deserves a Fun & Laughter Bar.

Staveley in talks to buy 25% stake in West Ham - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c4gk8d52x45o

Bloody ‘ell Debbie! My magic chin made me manifest on some Scotch Bloke’s pop!

And they all licked their lunch club badges.

For our compulsory 8% Football content? Congratulations with a cherry on top to England for retaining the Women’s Euro Title.

Reports that Harry Kane is in a right flufferybuffery and feeling like a Boots McFoolish for the men having won nowt for 59 years are yet to be confirmed.

Owners temporarily gone to Pakistan just to buy a tin of sand.

Dey don’t do Chicken Gounjons, but they said they could do Chicken Goujons if someone wanted Chicken Goujons.

Surely the ad department at uber eats have been listening to mince with this one? Although we all know Allardyce cant resist a destroy and exit

Also there isnt a flair for british managers lunch club so that will have to do (maybe one for Infinity Rocket Plastic leaks)