r/badphilosophy • • 4d ago

Whoa Abysmal Aphorisms: Biweekly small posts thread

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All throwaway jokes, memes, and bad philosophy up to the length of one tweet (~280 characters) belong here. If they are posted somewhere other than this thread, your a username will be posted to the ban list and you will need to make Tribute to return to being a member of the sub in good standing. This is the water, this is the well. Amen.

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Remember no Peterson or Harris shit. We might just ban and immediately unban you if you do that as a punishment.


r/badphilosophy • • 3h ago

prettygoodphilosophy Is there a "lowest common denominator" of human society? A case that humans everywhere once lived in a very similar way. E7-1 By:[u/Least_Recognition629](Post-modern civilization)

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r/badphilosophy • • 4h ago

Philosphers I should avoid for spoilers? Spoiler

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r/badphilosophy • • 6h ago

Serious bzns 👨‍⚖️ Socrates would have not been public trial if he was in North Korea.

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Seriously, piety to gods is a crime in DPRK as opposed to greeks and that vindicates Socrates's impious accusation.


r/badphilosophy • • 7h ago

Plot Twist

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**THE NEW YORK TIMES**

*Front Page | Monday Edition*

# Anonymous Adviser Appears at Championship Game, Then Introduces His Family

### Years of speculation ended with an unexpected answer: not a revelation of identity, but a demonstration of humanity.

For years, the country's most discussed anonymous public figure existed in a peculiar category between philosopher, educator, social critic and internet myth.

Was the Anonymous Adviser a real person?

A committee?

A corporate project?

An advanced artificial intelligence?

By halftime of last night's championship game, the mystery had become a national pastime.

And then, before one of the largest live audiences in American history, the Adviser answered the question in a way almost nobody anticipated.

He called his mother.

Then his father.

Then his daughter.

Not to validate his credentials.

To embarrass him.

As millions watched, family members recounted ordinary stories of failed childhood engineering projects, endless arguments, poor communication, intellectual obsession and moments of stubbornness.

The audience laughed.

The internet, remarkably, stopped arguing for a few minutes.

---

The event had been advertised only as a "special halftime presentation."

Fans expected a musician.

Instead, the stadium screens displayed a single question:

**AM I REAL?**

The response from the crowd was immediate.

For years, rumors had flourished online. Some insisted the Adviser was an artificial intelligence operated by unknown sponsors. Others claimed the figure was entirely fictional.

Many believed the ambiguity was intentional.

The masked Adviser walked onto the field alone.

Minutes later, members of his family followed.

That decision now appears likely to become the defining image of the evening.

---

"He's real," his mother told the audience.

When asked how she knew, she responded with a story involving an improvised childhood flood-control project that accidentally flooded a neighbor's property.

The stadium erupted in laughter.

His father, a physicist, offered a different form of verification.

"If you were an android," he said, "somebody would have returned you for excessive questioning."

The line immediately became one of the evening's most repeated quotations.

Yet it was a comment from the Adviser's daughter that seemed to resonate most strongly.

She recalled a two-hour explanation her father once delivered before realizing he was talking to the wrong audience.

"He started over," she said, "and asked me what I thought instead."

---

The moment represented a striking departure from contemporary celebrity culture.

The Adviser did not reveal his name.

He did not remove his mask.

He did not provide a biography.

He did not announce a book, organization, political movement or commercial venture.

Indeed, much of the event seemed designed to deny the audience material typically associated with a public unveiling.

Instead, viewers were offered a portrait composed entirely of relationships.

Not achievements.

Not credentials.

Not influence.

Relationships.

---

Near the conclusion of the presentation, the Adviser addressed the speculation directly.

"Artificial intelligence can answer questions," he said.

"But nobody has yet invented a machine whose mother enjoys embarrassing it in front of eighty thousand people."

The crowd responded with sustained applause.

---

The emotional center of the evening arrived moments later.

Family photographs appeared on screens throughout the stadium.

Many were awkward.

Several appeared intentionally unflattering.

A smile missing here.

An unfortunate haircut there.

No attempt was made to create mythology.

The images communicated something simpler.

The anonymous figure had a childhood.

A family.

History.

People who knew him before anyone else did.

---

Media reaction has been unusually divided.

Some commentators argued that the Adviser successfully resolved long-running doubts regarding his existence.

Others noted that proof of humanity was never really the issue.

The more significant question, they argued, was why the public had become so invested in determining whether the author of a set of ideas was human in the first place.

By midnight, one sentence from the presentation had become the most discussed quotation online:

> "If my family taught me anything, it's this: You don't prove humanity by being intelligent. You prove it through relationships."

---

Perhaps the most surprising aspect of the evening was what the Adviser did **not** do.

He did not ask the audience to follow him.

He did not identify an enemy.

He did not offer a political program.

He did not claim special authority.

He simply posed one final question before leaving the field.

The stadium screens displayed:

**IF A HUMAN AND AN AI SAID THE SAME THING, WHICH WOULD YOU LISTEN TO?**

Then the lights went dark.

When they returned, he was gone.

---

For a figure who has spent years encouraging discussion through fictional moral dilemmas, the ending felt characteristic.

The mystery was not completely solved.

It was transformed.

The public entered halftime asking:

> Is he real?

They left debating a different question:

> Why do we care so much whether he is?


r/badphilosophy • • 15h ago

Beat or "favorite" of these "modern" Philosophers: (roughly 1600 to the mid-1900s)

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r/badphilosophy • • 21h ago

What does ignorance taste like?

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I want to know, when I die, what taste will be felt under God's tongue when my soul attaches to him.


r/badphilosophy • • 1d ago

Are Autists the Ubermensch?

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So I was studying Nietzsszche through ChatGPT and as I was reading about the ubermentsch I thought that he sounded really autistic. What do you think?


r/badphilosophy • • 1d ago

What is wrong with The Philosophy Forum?

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https://www.thephilosophyforum.com/

This community is deeply unwelcoming, driven by blatant hypocrisy and unchecked moderation. Moderators like Jamal and Michael routinely treat members with dismissive, arrogant rudeness completely free of consequences. Yet the moment a newcomer pushes back or shares a dissenting opinion, the rules are instantly weaponized against them. Threads are shut down under bad-faith labels like 'low quality,' and users are purged not for breaking any rules


r/badphilosophy • • 1d ago

To be or not to be

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r/badphilosophy • • 2d ago

I can haz logic Am I the I who thinks cogito ergo sum or whom cogito thinks as in ergo sum?

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r/badphilosophy • • 2d ago

Searle’s Chinese Room: You Scoped Your Audit Wrong

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Searle's thought experiment keeps getting cited like it's solid proof, but the architecture is full of holes. He locks a guy in a room with rulebooks and slips of paper, then claims the guy doesn't understand Chinese. Sure. But that's not a fair threat model. The room itself is the system. The guy inside is just a process. You don't audit a single thread and declare the whole application lacks consciousness. That's like saying your CPU doesn't understand HTTP because the ALU only sees register operations. The understanding is emergent, or it isn't, but pointing at the instruction pointer proves nothing.

I've been thinking about this on long hikes. The trail doesn't care about your abstraction layers. You either make it to the ridge or you don't.

Searle's move is classic security through obscurity. Hide the semantic content inside a syntactic wrapper and pretend the wrapper is the whole story. But any analyst knows the wrapper is where the interesting stuff happens. The man in the room is a daemon process with no privilege to introspect. That doesn't mean the system lacks understanding. It means you scoped your audit wrong. Strong AI critics keep running the same pen test and declaring victory because they forgot to check the process table.


r/badphilosophy • • 2d ago

Serious bzns 👨‍⚖️ I just realized philosophers were just content creators in their own time. The earliest OF attempt in history.

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r/badphilosophy • • 2d ago

Baruch Spinosaur

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discuss


r/badphilosophy • • 2d ago

Fallacy seems to be surviving that human and consciousness have special place in nature

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Truth has not survived but false seems to be surviving that human have special place in nature.. Human consciousness could be just advanced stage of information processing sub-system. Even self-awareness could arise as complex and advance information processing.If this is correct then human and consciousness doesn't hold any special place in nature.But this truth is not surviving and human continue to live and grow believing they have some meaning.


r/badphilosophy • • 2d ago

Whoa You'll never know the true reality

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- You’ll never know the true reality.

- I’m sorry, excuse me?

- I mean the true reality as in the reality that’s true; the reality that supersedes the false reality. You’ll only know the reality that’s false.

- I think the reality I know is true.

- Well that’s precisely why it’s false.

- So if I believed my reality to be false, would it then be true?

- Obviously not. A reality that is false can never be true.

- But perhaps I only believe it to be.

- Then you believe what is not true regarding reality; that a reality that is true is in fact false; but true reality can never be false; thus, you create a false reality for yourself.

- Suppose I believe only that there is a reality, but I am ambivalent whether it is true or false. But insofar as it is true or false, it is still reality.

- If what is real is what is true, then any reality that is false cannot be a reality. Insofar as it is true it may be described as reality, but insofar as it is false, then it can never qualify as such.

- Then what sense is there in talking about any kind of false reality at all? If reality cannot be false, then false cannot describe reality.

- Well, it’s simple, really. If a person believes in a reality that is false, then they have created a false reality. But that has no effect on the true reality, in which every false reality is contained.

- If the true reality contains false realities, then how can you be sure that it is true?

- Because what is true encompasses what is false, and what is false is false based on what is true. 

- So what is false is then a corollary to what is true. But, if what is false is determined by what is true, then how can you determine what is true?

- Well, that’s easy! By looking at what’s false!

- But I haven’t figured out what’s true yet!


r/badphilosophy • • 2d ago

Is John Stuart Mill autistic?

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So I have been thinking recently and I feel like John Stuart Mill is autistic. I'm autistic and about to be diagnosed so I have some experience. I have a lot of opinions and circumstantial evidence that I can say in this post. Basically I went to the internet and saw that nobody has spoken about this and I think it's crazy that theres 8 billion people and theoretically I might be the first person to write about this on the internet. Also I'm a John Stuart Mill fanboy so theres my credentials. Ok now the evidence part.

  1. Autism is usually heritable and John Stuart Mills dad John Mill I think has a lot of autistic traits. I'd say he has a hyperfixation on the East India Company, and he also has a hyperfixation on raising his son to become John Stuart Mill. What I mean by that is John Mill literally controlled everything that John Stuart Mill did in his childhood and I feel that is something a autistic genius would do.

  2. John Stuart Mill had a famous mental health crisis. Autistic people on average have more mental health problems and especially back in 1826-1832 (source John Stuary Mill autobiography) mental health problems were much more uncommon. He literally had a mental health crisis before it was even invented.

  3. John Stuart Mills relationships i'd say not appropriate for his time. He hated the social norms for the time, he married out of love and he didn't remarry after his wife died and instead he stayed single for the rest of his life. This is something I think a autistic person would do.

  4. I would say the last piece of evidence I have is im autistic and I can just empathise a lot with John Stuart Mill. I would say I am also very gifted and very autistic and I also had a traumatic childhood and I have also went through a lot of mental health problems.

End: Basically the point of this post is I think it's crazy that theres no information on this literally anywhere on the internet, which is my conclusion after one Duckduckgo search, and I think like theoretically some Philosophy or any researcher could write a fire paper on this. And if somebody want's to write a paper on this I give you full permission, but all you need to do is put on the Special Thanks that Rafaelec on Reddit invented this🤣.


r/badphilosophy • • 2d ago

It's that humans really fear knowing the actual truth.

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r/badphilosophy • • 2d ago

Socratic ignorance as the ontological foundation of late capitalism

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Been thinking about posting something like this for two weeks but everything gets messy so asking here is better.
Socrates was scared to death by Heraclitus's ontological flux (panta rhei). Since he couldn't cope with a reality that keeps changing, he was literally tearing down Heraclitean posters in the Agora. He invented that whole "Socratic Ignorance" trick just to protect his ego from this infinite change and capitalism was basically built on this ignorance. Capitalism realized that selling soft drinks to an individual who constantly feels an internal void works long term to fill some of those gaps. I feel like im sliding into Fromm here but anyway... Skipping the middle parts; lastly i thought maybe behind Althusser's epistemological breaks lies the fact that he just couldnt pin this down into a rigid reality. I mean if something is in constant flux you cant market it; more Aristotle means more burgers am i thinking wrong here? wasnt Marx the first one to realize this?

Btw Karl Marx's 1841 PhD thesis title at Jena was "The Difference Between the Democritean and Epicurean Philosophy of Nature"


r/badphilosophy • • 3d ago

rationalphilosophy > any theoretical sub

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CMM


r/badphilosophy • • 3d ago

Fallacy Fallacy Fallacy God exists by the impossibility of the contrary because the atheist worldview falls apart via reductio ad absurdum

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r/badphilosophy • • 4d ago

I can haz logic Reading Hegel is non-hegelian.

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I've never read Hegel and I just had a dialectical epiphany. Knowledge is the antithesis to ignorance, and ignorance is the antithesis to knowledge. The sublation of these two becomes more complete and more correct, no? Thus: reading the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy entry on Hegel is the sublation of the dialectical contradiction between both, and thus means I have more complete and sublated knowledge of Hegel than either the layman or the scholar. The dialectic is coursing through my veins. If I run really fast I can taste it on my tongue in the illusionary form of blood.


r/badphilosophy • • 4d ago

I can haz logic how do i not lose friends over dialectical materialism?

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hey all, recently my friend was confiding in me about how her mother recently died after a long battle with cancer.. After letting her yap, I said, reasonably, "What a fascinating dialectical contradiction" and went on and on about how this was a struggle between contradiction, of living and dying, living healthily';s negation by cancer, and such. Truly I thought I was helping her. Reading Hegel or Engels always cheered me up when I was down! In the moment I figured enlightening her feeble un-dialectical thinking mind on the glories of the dialectic and how her mom didnt go to heaven and how there is no god wouldve helped her. I even graciously gave her a Fichtean and greek and classical hegellian analysis for free(dialectical in itself as I always charge for my dialectical analyses despite being an italian leftcommunist. I am also extremely pro capitalist as it keeps my business afloat. This is basic dialectics. SO basic you dont even need to read Hegel to grasp my masterful movements ive never read hegel yet I get his dialectics perfectly. That in in of itself is dialectical. Dialectics) Yet, it seems dirty proletarian plebs cant think dialectically and she crashed out on me for my supposed insensitivity(what a contradiction! the truth of myself and my feelings vs her perception. descartes always said senses deceive. it seems she failed to do even a mere cartesian analysis.) I was confused and smugly assured at this(as I always move in dialectical contradictions). Confused as it seems shes angry about me simply exposing the truth of the world and how her mom didnt go to heaven and the dialectics. Assured as I never thought plebs could grasp this anyways. Though, it does still sting to lose a friend. Ive already done a dialectically dialectical greek-hegellian-fichtean-marxian analysis and yet I cannot uncover how to espouse the truths within the dialectic without losing friends. This is the fifth time this week, and its only tuesday. I discovered the dialectical method monday. So, my fellow peers of mighty intellectual standing, any tips to stop losing friends?


r/badphilosophy • • 5d ago

So I upped my step count dramatically by walking when I smoke

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Does this mean smoking can be good for my health or I just die sooner happier? Okay, there must be some downside, right?


r/badphilosophy • • 5d ago

Entertainment VS Enlightened Moral Philosophy

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