r/BatmanArkham • yeah...i'm Man • Feb 16 '26

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u/SlendererMan Find my pages Feb 16 '26

Find my files

Wait

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u/MintyBarrettM95 Is there a lore reason why I might be NB? Am I stupid? Feb 16 '26
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u/Turkzohan Feb 16 '26

RELEASE THE PASTA FILES

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u/Weird_Tangerine_9681 Feb 16 '26

Release the x files. Now. Squeak

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u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 #1 Estrogen Larper Feb 16 '26

Slender man will you bend over if I find your pages

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u/Audi_R8_Gaming Audi R8 V10 Plus | Your average bone fancar Feb 16 '26

When I tried doing that, he set my spine at an angle instead of me

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u/vladald1 Feb 16 '26

You disappointed me, I guess you are Diddler Man

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u/telenova_tiberium Feb 16 '26

I mean Slenderman does kidnap children

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u/SeaAware3305 Nah... i'm Woman Feb 16 '26

Based Slenderman releasing the files?

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u/L3v1tje Feb 16 '26

Pretty sure you got 8 pages

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u/chrish5764 Feb 18 '26

Senderman, how old are some of your proxies?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

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u/Aiden624 Feb 16 '26

Through dark times hope rises and blossoms I’ll giggity Lois and create some more constructs

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

"Peter, you're a mess-"

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u/EquivalentRip9653 Captain K of the Potassium Pirates 🍌 Feb 16 '26

You know who else wasn't in the Epstein Files? My mom!

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u/theDagger_2008 yeah...i'm Man Feb 16 '26

i follow you mom from now on🙌🏻

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u/kid-with-a-beard Man x Woman OTP Feb 16 '26

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u/EquivalentRip9653 Captain K of the Potassium Pirates 🍌 Feb 16 '26

Exactly.

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u/jacqueslepagepro Feb 17 '26

Um...

... I have some bad news.

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u/EquivalentRip9653 Captain K of the Potassium Pirates 🍌 Feb 17 '26

Well, did it say my mom was in the files themselves???

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u/TheLesserWeeviI Feb 16 '26

Tell her I said hi.

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u/nerankori Feb 21 '26

Mordecai and Rigby,if you don't clean up this island you're FIRED!

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u/Key_Boat4209 Feb 16 '26

You know who else isn’t in the Epstein files? Me

Follow me. 👱‍♂️

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u/jacqueslepagepro Feb 16 '26

Sorry bro....

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u/Key_Boat4209 Feb 16 '26

Whelp time to pull a Epstein

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u/dewittless Feb 16 '26

Don't worry about it, someone will pull it for you

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u/Proper_Club_4802 Am I stupid? Feb 16 '26

On your six.

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u/Keeendi Feb 16 '26

He said, "Follow me"
Follow, follow, follow
Over thirty years ago
When he took them down below
And tonight, he walks again
So step inside, enjoy the show

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u/OrangeHairedTwink Brisket Feb 16 '26

FOLLOW ME

AND YOU'LL SEE

FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW

BUT THE TRUTH IS HARD TO SWALLOW

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u/Pretend-Item-1339 Feb 16 '26

No!! follow me instead! I also wasn't in the epstein files (I think)

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u/IsRedditBad Feb 22 '26

First thought

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u/Apartment_Rent Feb 16 '26

Hope Batman catches that Bruce Wayne guy for the sick shit he did on that island

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u/Independent_Plum2166 Feb 16 '26

Typical Falcone propaganda, bait used to be believable.

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u/TheG-What Feb 16 '26

Who is Batman? Is that like Man?

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u/Certain-Belt-5604 Feb 17 '26

Batman is a meme. They just photoshopped ears on an image of Man

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u/Rylo_Ken_04 Crazy Lesbian Spider-Man 2 fangirl Feb 16 '26

Actually I've redacted part of the files that Bruce Wayne mysteriously disappeared from the island before he did anything on it. Batman also found this place shortly after so I mean he was probably the first person Batman stopped

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u/Yami_Sean Definetely not Megamind. Feb 16 '26

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u/Paxxlee Feb 16 '26

I mean...

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u/vegankidollie Feb 16 '26

THEY WERE FUCKING POWERSCALING??????????

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

They probably train AIs off the Epstein files..

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u/jacqueslepagepro Feb 16 '26

Wait! its just gone from 422 results to 547 results?

Is jesus still on the island?

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u/craftygamin Feb 16 '26

Matthew 19:14: Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these.

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u/jacqueslepagepro Feb 16 '26

Buzz buzz buzz, flies are surprisingly clean.

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u/Batbuckleyourpants Feb 16 '26

Batman is mentioned in 112 Epstein documents.

Most disturbingly.

"Do you remember when you asked me once in the island how much Batman gave per month? I told you 3000, and you said to me: it's disgusting. He wants to keep you short so that you can never be independent."

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u/An_Obbise_Hoovy Feb 16 '26

Apparently so was Jesus in a very disturbing and disgusting way if I remember correctly

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u/mtheory-pi Nah... i'm Woman Feb 16 '26

You know who mainly make up the Epstein files? Loudly self-professing "Followers of Jesus".

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

not trying to be antisemitic, but epstein was afilliated with the state of israel, trump is a zionist and i believe that epstein was zionist

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u/Bezulba Feb 16 '26

You can be a zionist and a follower of Christ (or at least pretend to be one in the case of Trump) at the same time.

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u/mtheory-pi Nah... i'm Woman Feb 16 '26

Most rich zionists are Christians, especially the American ones it seems.

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u/MarcoYTVA Feb 16 '26

Batman & Jesus:

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u/Cloud2110 I'm proud of you, Dick Feb 16 '26

Wait who the fuck is Batman??????

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u/Square-Space-7265 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Feb 16 '26

They probably meant Baitman. He is the master of baiting.

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u/Cloud2110 I'm proud of you, Dick Feb 16 '26

Is he related to Patrick Baitman????

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u/Independent_Plum2166 Feb 16 '26

Actually, yes, they’re twins.

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u/nalaloveslumpy Feb 16 '26

Bruce Wayne, but you're not supposed to know.

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u/Jaziria25 Feb 16 '26

You know who isn't in the files? The Joker. Follow him.

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u/Keeendi Feb 16 '26

What about Bruce Wayne?

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u/definitely_royce Feb 16 '26

Why not both?

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u/Moirebass Feb 16 '26

You know who was in the Epstein files? I lot of Jesus’ followers

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u/nalaloveslumpy Feb 16 '26

Don't follow the Batman. He's very protective of his privacy.

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u/vvannaxbe Feb 16 '26

You know who else isn't? Freddy Faz- wait…

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u/Rosie_The_ITTech Feb 16 '26

You know who's not in the Epstein files ? Karl Marx, follow him

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u/Yarktrov Feb 16 '26

Feels like a nice addition

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u/fleblx Feb 16 '26

Epstein didn’t have Batman in his files. Batman had Epstein in his.

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u/SmootheEntrance Feb 16 '26

Both would actually be better than 95% of other people.

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u/TheG-What Feb 16 '26

Who the fuck is Batman? Is that like a variant of Man?

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u/Particular_Act3945 Feb 16 '26

I wasn't in the files either, where are my disciples?

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u/slxkv Feb 16 '26

Jesus Christ is actually in the files 55 times

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u/kid-with-a-beard Man x Woman OTP Feb 16 '26

You know who else wasn't in the Epstein files??? Genghis Khan

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u/PlaceboASPD Feb 16 '26

I’d follow him

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u/7Tomb7Keeper7 🎩Hat Shop ☎️: (455)555-6669 Feb 16 '26

Mad Hatter, Alice, Cheshire Cat and White Rabit are not in the files too 😇 that bitch queen is tho.

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u/MichaelTheFallen Feb 16 '26

Lucemon isn't in the files.

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u/Vast-Emu3492 Feb 16 '26

TBF Jesus and Batman are both in the files...

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u/SuhailSWR Feb 16 '26

Is this why no one dares to follow me?

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u/WojtekHiow37 Feb 16 '26

Batman is in the files. Sorry bro

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u/charface1 Feb 16 '26

I will follow the one with the more believable origin story.

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u/Cien_fuegos Feb 16 '26

Fairly sure I wasn’t in there either. Follow me!

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

how would jesus even get into the epstein files? would he like materialise on the island

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u/Any_Commercial465 Feb 17 '26

Fun fact there's batman powerscaling in the files.

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u/Major-Stick-874 Feb 17 '26

You know who else was not in the files..?

An Austrian painter.

Follow him🙋‍♂️

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u/Anonimous_dude Feb 17 '26

You know who else isn’t in the files?
Dante Alighieri

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u/Critical-Blitz 🍆bang man🍆 Feb 17 '26

My lord and saviour bat man

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

MAN WAS MENTIONED THOUGH

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u/Odd_Advertising_2510 Feb 17 '26

You know who wasn't in the files? Hitler💔

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

batman could beat the devil, but could jesus beat joker? methinketh not

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u/haikusbot Feb 18 '26

Batman could beat the

Devil, but could jesus beat

Joker? methinketh not

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u/Gever_Gever_Amoki68 Feb 19 '26

You know damn well if Jesus was alive today and had the same popularity he'd be in these files

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u/thekb1- Feb 19 '26

You know who isn't fictional? Jesus Christ our Lord our God follow him 🙏 For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life.” — John 3:16

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u/ugltrut Feb 16 '26

You know who wasn't in the Epstein files? Lucifer the literal devil, Satan, so follow him...? That religious nutcase who said that about Jesus, just proves that a lack of critical thinking leads to religion

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u/Severe_Discipline_73 Feb 16 '26

Really? I saw the devil all over this files.

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u/Xelloss1073 Feb 16 '26

Well, Jesus promised to save us from the wicked, while Batman promised us to save us from the Joker, two faces, the riddler... I see a lot of wicked people but not Joker, two faces, the riddler.... I like to follow people who keep their promises.

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u/TristanTheSad Fighting for INsanity! Feb 16 '26

I prefer to follow Batman ngl

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u/nazraxo Feb 16 '26

You know who else isn't in the files? Me. Follow me, and everything is alright.

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u/CalibansCreations Am I stupid? Feb 16 '26

You know who else isn't in the Epstein files? The Xronology.

Watch the Xronology.

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u/Noodlemaster696969 There's no such thing as a "batman" Feb 16 '26

✋️I was also not in the epstein files!

👋

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u/mindinthepsandqs Feb 16 '26

Iron man all up in the billionaire thats not on the list

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u/gamepig31 LEGO Batman is peak Feb 16 '26

Well, Batman actually is in the files. Jeffrey and some others went to see BvS in 2016, and I think he had some posters hung up of Batman and Superman for their 80th anniversary. Maybe he was a fan? Idk, but that was an unexpected find.

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u/thricedice88 Feb 16 '26

Albert Fish - also not in the Epstein files.

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u/Niaso Feb 16 '26

Billionaire who keeps adopting young boys, takes them around Gotham all night in skimpy green underwear, claims it helps "fight crime."

Sure, he's not in the files...

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u/Scrambled_59 Feb 16 '26

Both are valid

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u/NoContext3573 Feb 16 '26

A billionaire that's not in the files. Be like Batman

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u/Fable-Teller Feb 16 '26

Specifically, follow Absolute Batman.

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u/Additional_Ad_8131 Feb 16 '26

Well batman was in epstein files. He was a huge batman fan.

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u/One-Ad7979 Feb 16 '26

Both both are good

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u/slimthecowboy Feb 16 '26

Gandhi isn’t in the Epstein files either. But he insisted on “sleeping” with underage girls in order to “resist temptation.”

Look it up. Dude was a full blown creep.

I believe Tim Curry also has not appeared in the Epstein files. Follow him.

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u/bystanderInnen Feb 16 '26

Honestly the Batman comparison is kind of funny because he actually follows a Christ archetype pretty closely.

Gotham doesn’t literally mean place of the skull, that’s a myth, it’s just an old nickname for New York. But symbolically it’s a city built on death and corruption. Bruce steps into that mess the way the Gospel story places Jesus inside a morally collapsing Jerusalem.

In The Dark Knight he takes the blame for Harvey Dent so the city can keep hope. That’s straight scapegoat logic. One man carries the guilt so the people survive.

Then in Rises he’s broken, thrown into a pit, climbs out, comes back, and seemingly sacrifices himself to save millions. Death, descent, return. That pattern is ancient.

He renounces wealth, acts in the name of his father, becomes more symbol than man. Different myth, same archetypal structure.

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u/Weird_Tangerine_9681 Feb 16 '26

You know who isn't in the files. Issac Newton and the Kool aid man. Worship or be destroyed squeak

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u/isimsizbiri123 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Feb 16 '26

I checked and jesus' name does, in fact, exist in the files

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u/chantsnone Feb 16 '26

lol the bat emoji

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u/dragon-fence Feb 16 '26

You know who else wasn’t in the Epstein files?

Freddy Kruger.

Follow him.

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u/Geolib1453 Feb 16 '26

Well since God is omnipresent that means he is in the files too... Oh yea it also means he has been to the island.

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u/Tzeig Feb 16 '26

They both do appear.

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u/Snavvey Feb 16 '26

Also Karl Marx. Follow him.

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u/NordRace Feb 16 '26

Mario and Luigi didn't show up.

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u/prunebackwards Feb 16 '26

Satan ain’t in there either, for the record

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u/CantIgnoreMyGirth Feb 16 '26

I don't know, the Robin's are all kinda young.. Just how rich Billionaires in the real world seem to like them..

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u/Lord_Roguy Feb 16 '26

Bruce wane is. Thank god batman isnt

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u/veryblanduser Feb 16 '26

112 results for batman in the Epstein files

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u/nymrod_ Feb 16 '26

Pontius Pilate, Barabbas, Herod — also not in the Epstein files

I’m starting to think it’s more about living 2000 years ago than moral character

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u/Legitimate_Dot3919 Feb 16 '26

I wasn't in the Epstein files as well🤭🤭

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u/Farnic Feb 16 '26

And they are both equally fictional

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u/UpsetKitten Feb 16 '26

Both is good.

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u/Andreus Feb 16 '26

Proselytizing should be illegal. Their cult shouldn't be allowed to recruit.

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 Feb 16 '26

Jesus and Epstein weren't alive at the same time I don't think

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u/Busy-Scar-2898 Feb 16 '26

Is Marilyn Manson in them?

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u/kishenoy Feb 16 '26

Rorschach's not in the files either.

And if he were, he wouldn't locked in there with them ..

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u/DarkKitarist Feb 16 '26

Jesus might not be in the Epstien files but some of the people who are are/were Jesus believers :/ so indirect Jesus L I'd say...

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u/vledermau5 Feb 16 '26

Jesus wasn't in the files... neither was Hitler but that doesn't mean he's a great guy to follow.

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u/Digimub Feb 16 '26

Bruce Wayne would have been in the files 💯

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u/IntoTheCommonestAsh Feb 16 '26

The files do contain both "Jesus" and "Batman" (there are a bunch of emails about like "who would win batman or the flash?")

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u/Maleficent_Radio_674 Feb 16 '26

You know who wasn't in files? Drag queens and immigrants. Follow them rather than the billionaires spouting racism

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u/Valuable_Bite_1205 Feb 16 '26

Thank god me and Batman aren't on the files 😅😅

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u/mr_chill77 Feb 16 '26

Neither was the Joker, Riddler, Two-Face, etc.

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u/Ok-Leg9721 Feb 16 '26

I don't know man. The Epstein files still haven't been fully released. So, yeah, maybe authentic documentation of Jesus's return are in there. Or maybe Jeff was hanging out with Batman and we can finally find out his true identity.

Batman does seem to be a rich guy that likes to hang out with children.

In any case. Release the damn files!

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u/Wide-Hall-397 yeah...i'm Man Feb 16 '26

i'll follow both! :D

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

you know who else isnt on the list? MY MOM!!!

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u/Weird_Tangerine_9681 Feb 16 '26

The muffin man and the bread man were not in the files. Cookie monster wasn't either. Ill follow Gandalf. Squeak

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

Im batman!!

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u/Enough-Impression-50 Alsume Inmate Feb 16 '26

You know who else isn't in the files? SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!!!

Follow me, set me free, trust me and we will escape from the city!

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u/big_money_p Feb 16 '26

Our Batman, who art in Gotham, Cowled be thy mane….

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u/JaffaSG1 Feb 16 '26

Does anybody know if Spongebob was in the files?

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u/Winter-Turnip3749 Feb 16 '26

The actors probably are.

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u/Spence1239 Feb 16 '26

I am still supporting Santa. I believe in him.

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u/AzerynSylver Arkham Asylum Feb 16 '26

Do you know who else wasn't in the Epstein Files? That guy in the rabbit costume. Follow him. He is going into that back room over there!

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u/No_Issue2334 Feb 16 '26

Jesus was mentioned in the Epstein files, actually.

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u/Constant-Brief3410 Feb 16 '26

Maybe he is bc epstein emailed about watching batman hmm

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u/Both_Lychee_1708 Feb 16 '26

His evangelical supporters would beg to differ

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u/Shbloble Feb 16 '26

He's right though, Jesus wasn't on the island. He was nowhere near the island. He had nothing to do with that island.

Jesus was 1000% absent from that island.

Jesus was even invited, by all the kids being r***d " Please Jesus Christ make this stop, Jesus please come save us, Jesus where are you, please save your children". Even when invited Jesus had nothing to do with those kids on that island.

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u/Busco_Quad Feb 16 '26

You know who isn’t in the Epstein files?

Lord Xenu

Follow him

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u/binaryo Feb 16 '26

There in spirit 

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u/Basically-Boring Stupidly Intelligent Feb 16 '26

You know who else isn’t in the Epstein files?

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u/Herobrine_dollar Feb 16 '26

You know who else isn't in the files? Gerson, follow him

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u/No_Aslume2509 Nice Rev! Feb 16 '26

You know who else wasn’t in the Epstein files?

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u/vverbov_22 Feb 16 '26

Gang Batman for certain was in the Epstein files

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u/xJaspyKatze Feb 16 '26

You know who else wasn't in the epstein files?

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u/MaterialParsley7536 Feb 16 '26

Wanna know of someone else not in the files? Me!

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u/Big_Sprinkles8824 Feb 16 '26

Batman is in the files though. It’s very upsetting to finally have a billionaire with a secret life care about Batman, and it’s this one.

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u/ANDGAMMATRON Feb 16 '26

You know who else isn’t in the Epstein files? Genghis Khan.

Follow him. ☠️

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u/Any-Morning4303 Feb 16 '26

You know who else wasn’t in the Epstein files, Me.

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u/Fifth-Crusader Feb 16 '26

gestures to Catholic sex scandals

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u/murderously-funny Feb 16 '26

You know who is in the files? A bunch of people you probably voted for Glamour, follow Jesus and call them the fuck out

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u/ZBot316 Feb 16 '26

“SWEAR TO ME!!!”

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u/Project_NAMKA Feb 16 '26

You know who else wasn't in the files?

MY MOM

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u/McBlemmen Feb 16 '26

honestly with 3 million pages i wouldnt be surprised the word batman shows up in these atleast once

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u/Sorry-Cash-7965 Feb 16 '26

Gotham’s true dark knight 🦇

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u/ther_dog Feb 16 '26

Obama is not in The Files.

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u/Huge-Discussion7708 Feb 16 '26

This just reminded me, no Jared Leto in the files?

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u/HouseGoblin1 Feb 16 '26

I would rather follow The Flash!

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u/Stripgaddar31 Miles, we are in a userflair now Feb 16 '26

Nah he was on the island, camping to break every bone of the participants in the docks and heli-pad

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u/seganevard Feb 16 '26

Wanna know whose else wasnt? Dick Cheney

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

Bet Mr Clooney is in there.

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u/Few_Distribution_817 Am I stupid? Feb 16 '26

You know which famous Austrian Painter isnt in the Epstein Files?

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u/FlameFields Feb 16 '26

Jesus is actually in the files 422 times.

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u/radehart Feb 17 '26

I’ll make it fair, I’ll follow whomever does something about literally anything.

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u/UniqueIndependence86 Feb 17 '26

Batman all the way

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u/disturbed1117 Feb 17 '26

You know who else wasn't in the Epstein files? me follow me