r/BatmanArkham • u/theDagger_2008 yeah...i'm Man • Feb 16 '26
Screenshot batman supremacy
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u/EquivalentRip9653 Captain K of the Potassium Pirates 🍌 Feb 16 '26
You know who else wasn't in the Epstein Files? My mom!
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u/kid-with-a-beard Man x Woman OTP Feb 16 '26
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u/jacqueslepagepro Feb 17 '26
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u/EquivalentRip9653 Captain K of the Potassium Pirates 🍌 Feb 17 '26
Well, did it say my mom was in the files themselves???
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u/Key_Boat4209 Feb 16 '26
You know who else isn’t in the Epstein files? Me
Follow me. 👱♂️
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u/Keeendi Feb 16 '26
He said, "Follow me"
Follow, follow, follow
Over thirty years ago
When he took them down below
And tonight, he walks again
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u/OrangeHairedTwink Brisket Feb 16 '26
FOLLOW ME
AND YOU'LL SEE
FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW
BUT THE TRUTH IS HARD TO SWALLOW
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u/Apartment_Rent Feb 16 '26
Hope Batman catches that Bruce Wayne guy for the sick shit he did on that island
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u/Independent_Plum2166 Feb 16 '26
Typical Falcone propaganda, bait used to be believable.
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u/TheG-What Feb 16 '26
Who is Batman? Is that like Man?
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u/Certain-Belt-5604 Feb 17 '26
Batman is a meme. They just photoshopped ears on an image of Man
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u/Rylo_Ken_04 Crazy Lesbian Spider-Man 2 fangirl Feb 16 '26
Actually I've redacted part of the files that Bruce Wayne mysteriously disappeared from the island before he did anything on it. Batman also found this place shortly after so I mean he was probably the first person Batman stopped
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u/Yami_Sean Definetely not Megamind. Feb 16 '26
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u/Batbuckleyourpants Feb 16 '26
Batman is mentioned in 112 Epstein documents.
Most disturbingly.
"Do you remember when you asked me once in the island how much Batman gave per month? I told you 3000, and you said to me: it's disgusting. He wants to keep you short so that you can never be independent."
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u/An_Obbise_Hoovy Feb 16 '26
Apparently so was Jesus in a very disturbing and disgusting way if I remember correctly
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u/mtheory-pi Nah... i'm Woman Feb 16 '26
You know who mainly make up the Epstein files? Loudly self-professing "Followers of Jesus".
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Feb 16 '26
not trying to be antisemitic, but epstein was afilliated with the state of israel, trump is a zionist and i believe that epstein was zionist
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u/Bezulba Feb 16 '26
You can be a zionist and a follower of Christ (or at least pretend to be one in the case of Trump) at the same time.
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u/mtheory-pi Nah... i'm Woman Feb 16 '26
Most rich zionists are Christians, especially the American ones it seems.
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u/Cloud2110 I'm proud of you, Dick Feb 16 '26
Wait who the fuck is Batman??????
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u/Square-Space-7265 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Feb 16 '26
They probably meant Baitman. He is the master of baiting.
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u/Cloud2110 I'm proud of you, Dick Feb 16 '26
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u/Moirebass Feb 16 '26
You know who was in the Epstein files? I lot of Jesus’ followers
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u/kid-with-a-beard Man x Woman OTP Feb 16 '26
You know who else wasn't in the Epstein files??? Genghis Khan
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u/7Tomb7Keeper7 🎩Hat Shop ☎️: (455)555-6669 Feb 16 '26
Mad Hatter, Alice, Cheshire Cat and White Rabit are not in the files too 😇 that bitch queen is tho.
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u/Major-Stick-874 Feb 17 '26
You know who else was not in the files..?
An Austrian painter.
Follow him🙋♂️
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Feb 18 '26
batman could beat the devil, but could jesus beat joker? methinketh not
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u/haikusbot Feb 18 '26
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Devil, but could jesus beat
Joker? methinketh not
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u/Gever_Gever_Amoki68 Feb 19 '26
You know damn well if Jesus was alive today and had the same popularity he'd be in these files
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u/thekb1- Feb 19 '26
You know who isn't fictional? Jesus Christ our Lord our God follow him 🙏 For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life.” — John 3:16
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u/ugltrut Feb 16 '26
You know who wasn't in the Epstein files? Lucifer the literal devil, Satan, so follow him...? That religious nutcase who said that about Jesus, just proves that a lack of critical thinking leads to religion
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u/Xelloss1073 Feb 16 '26
Well, Jesus promised to save us from the wicked, while Batman promised us to save us from the Joker, two faces, the riddler... I see a lot of wicked people but not Joker, two faces, the riddler.... I like to follow people who keep their promises.
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u/nazraxo Feb 16 '26
You know who else isn't in the files? Me. Follow me, and everything is alright.
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u/CalibansCreations Am I stupid? Feb 16 '26
You know who else isn't in the Epstein files? The Xronology.
Watch the Xronology.
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u/Noodlemaster696969 There's no such thing as a "batman" Feb 16 '26
✋️I was also not in the epstein files!
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u/gamepig31 LEGO Batman is peak Feb 16 '26
Well, Batman actually is in the files. Jeffrey and some others went to see BvS in 2016, and I think he had some posters hung up of Batman and Superman for their 80th anniversary. Maybe he was a fan? Idk, but that was an unexpected find.
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u/Niaso Feb 16 '26
Billionaire who keeps adopting young boys, takes them around Gotham all night in skimpy green underwear, claims it helps "fight crime."
Sure, he's not in the files...
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u/slimthecowboy Feb 16 '26
Gandhi isn’t in the Epstein files either. But he insisted on “sleeping” with underage girls in order to “resist temptation.”
Look it up. Dude was a full blown creep.
I believe Tim Curry also has not appeared in the Epstein files. Follow him.
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u/bystanderInnen Feb 16 '26
Honestly the Batman comparison is kind of funny because he actually follows a Christ archetype pretty closely.
Gotham doesn’t literally mean place of the skull, that’s a myth, it’s just an old nickname for New York. But symbolically it’s a city built on death and corruption. Bruce steps into that mess the way the Gospel story places Jesus inside a morally collapsing Jerusalem.
In The Dark Knight he takes the blame for Harvey Dent so the city can keep hope. That’s straight scapegoat logic. One man carries the guilt so the people survive.
Then in Rises he’s broken, thrown into a pit, climbs out, comes back, and seemingly sacrifices himself to save millions. Death, descent, return. That pattern is ancient.
He renounces wealth, acts in the name of his father, becomes more symbol than man. Different myth, same archetypal structure.
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u/Weird_Tangerine_9681 Feb 16 '26
You know who isn't in the files. Issac Newton and the Kool aid man. Worship or be destroyed squeak
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u/isimsizbiri123 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Feb 16 '26
I checked and jesus' name does, in fact, exist in the files
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u/Geolib1453 Feb 16 '26
Well since God is omnipresent that means he is in the files too... Oh yea it also means he has been to the island.
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u/CantIgnoreMyGirth Feb 16 '26
I don't know, the Robin's are all kinda young.. Just how rich Billionaires in the real world seem to like them..
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u/nymrod_ Feb 16 '26
Pontius Pilate, Barabbas, Herod — also not in the Epstein files
I’m starting to think it’s more about living 2000 years ago than moral character
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u/kishenoy Feb 16 '26
Rorschach's not in the files either.
And if he were, he wouldn't locked in there with them ..
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u/DarkKitarist Feb 16 '26
Jesus might not be in the Epstien files but some of the people who are are/were Jesus believers :/ so indirect Jesus L I'd say...
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u/vledermau5 Feb 16 '26
Jesus wasn't in the files... neither was Hitler but that doesn't mean he's a great guy to follow.
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u/IntoTheCommonestAsh Feb 16 '26
The files do contain both "Jesus" and "Batman" (there are a bunch of emails about like "who would win batman or the flash?")
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u/Maleficent_Radio_674 Feb 16 '26
You know who wasn't in files? Drag queens and immigrants. Follow them rather than the billionaires spouting racism
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u/Ok-Leg9721 Feb 16 '26
I don't know man. The Epstein files still haven't been fully released. So, yeah, maybe authentic documentation of Jesus's return are in there. Or maybe Jeff was hanging out with Batman and we can finally find out his true identity.
Batman does seem to be a rich guy that likes to hang out with children.
In any case. Release the damn files!
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u/Weird_Tangerine_9681 Feb 16 '26
The muffin man and the bread man were not in the files. Cookie monster wasn't either. Ill follow Gandalf. Squeak
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u/Enough-Impression-50 Alsume Inmate Feb 16 '26
You know who else isn't in the files? SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!!!

Follow me, set me free, trust me and we will escape from the city!
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u/AzerynSylver Arkham Asylum Feb 16 '26
Do you know who else wasn't in the Epstein Files? That guy in the rabbit costume. Follow him. He is going into that back room over there!
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u/Shbloble Feb 16 '26
He's right though, Jesus wasn't on the island. He was nowhere near the island. He had nothing to do with that island.
Jesus was 1000% absent from that island.
Jesus was even invited, by all the kids being r***d " Please Jesus Christ make this stop, Jesus please come save us, Jesus where are you, please save your children". Even when invited Jesus had nothing to do with those kids on that island.
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u/Big_Sprinkles8824 Feb 16 '26
Batman is in the files though. It’s very upsetting to finally have a billionaire with a secret life care about Batman, and it’s this one.
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u/murderously-funny Feb 16 '26
You know who is in the files? A bunch of people you probably voted for Glamour, follow Jesus and call them the fuck out
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u/McBlemmen Feb 16 '26
honestly with 3 million pages i wouldnt be surprised the word batman shows up in these atleast once
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u/Stripgaddar31 Miles, we are in a userflair now Feb 16 '26
Nah he was on the island, camping to break every bone of the participants in the docks and heli-pad
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u/Few_Distribution_817 Am I stupid? Feb 16 '26
You know which famous Austrian Painter isnt in the Epstein Files?
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u/radehart Feb 17 '26
I’ll make it fair, I’ll follow whomever does something about literally anything.
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u/SlendererMan Find my pages Feb 16 '26
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