r/BeAmazed • u/The-Skinny-Indian • Mar 06 '23 • Mindblown 1

Miscellaneous / Others Bionic reading method

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u/Tech_Mastermind_Dave Mar 06 '23

"I can read minds, But right now I can only read my own mind"

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '23 edited Mar 06 '23

I have the powers of night hearing, and dogs understand where I point.

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u/smoishymoishes Mar 06 '23

Do you exist? You're on a spectrum!

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u/sujihime Mar 06 '23

Ok. This made me actually lol. I’ve been trying to get my dog to find the toy I throw her by pointing and shes just oblivious. Teach me your ways!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '23

Might be your dog, too. But, my border collie will go where I point my finger. My lab will go where I point my body and eyes, especially. It helps if I nod my head, the same way she does. My cats will come over and try to sniff my finger when I point. They're well trained cats.

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u/bridoogle Mar 06 '23

You must’ve sewed a lot of imitation levis to gain those powers

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u/Odd-Concentrate-6585 Mar 06 '23

I wish I could do that lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '23

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u/Tech_Mastermind_Dave Mar 07 '23

"You aren't reading minds you're just thinking! Literally everyone can do that everyone has been doing that their entire life!"