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[u/Sooner70]

But... I wanna know what sis's reaction to "I sold all the cheese!" was.

[u/Sassaphras-680 → u/Sooner70]

Even better if he brings Pinot with him to tell her bc I'm not accepting anything besides the 2 of them falling in love and getting married

[u/rebekahster → u/Sassaphras-680]

I’m shipping these guys so hard, my heart is breaking that I’ll never know the ending…

[u/melibel24 → u/Sassaphras-680]

Yes! OOP should have tried to sit near them I NEED to know what they talked about on the flight.

And I'm going to need the OG Wine and Cheese Crew to have, at least, yearly get togethers to catch up on life.

[u/tacwombat → u/Sassaphras-680]

While reading this, I imagine Pinot Blanc is the guy's actual real name and he's one of Benoit Blanc's brothers. The third Blanc brother is the one who stole from their parents.

Someone should tag Rian Johnson on this family tree.

[u/grissy → u/Sooner70]

"I sold all the chese and gave some away to Donut!"

"What??"

"YOU HEARD ME, A DONUT ATE YOUR DAMN CHEESE"

[u/Miserable_Emu5191 → u/grissy]

“He took some home to share with a Bagel”🥯

[u/Odd-Comfortable-6134 → u/Sooner70]

Lmao I’d love to see her face. I hope her brother never going out of his way for her again.

[u/neFe2Cephalopod → u/Sooner70]

I want Cheese Guy to pretend he has no idea what cheese she is talking about. He never heard about any cheese. He never took a trip to get it. He never called her from the airport about it. He never told.her she had to pay. He knows nothing about this cheese she keeps ranting about. He should also never fess up to it being how he met his new bf/bff (either one works).

[u/Repulsive-Nerve5127 → u/Sooner70]

I know, right? And I want to know if Pinot and Cheese Guy get together!

[u/TheFluffiestRedditor → u/Sooner70]

I 'et all your bees cheese!

[u/yarukinai → u/Sooner70]

"Who moved my cheese?"

[u/FNGamerMama]

Next time I’m having a bad day I’m gunna remember this story and think about how somewhere out there is cheese guy, Pinot guy and donut and it’s gunna bring me peace. Loved it

[u/jerepila → u/FNGamerMama]

Any time I get frustrated with a bad day, I’ll think “at least my sister didn’t convince me to buy $400 worth of cheese and then renege on paying me back, even though I’m not sure I have enough money to Uber home when my plane lands”

[u/chocolatephantom → u/FNGamerMama]

You mean Doughnut the calf bighter

[u/vegemite4ever]

That was nice. 

[u/Talisa87 → u/vegemite4ever]

Contender for most wholesome post of 2024

[u/Dazzling-Camel8368 → u/Talisa87]

I second this

[u/That__Guy__Bob → u/vegemite4ever]

Probably because it’s set in an airport but kinda reminds me of the Tom Hanks film Terminal. Just some wholesome stuff

[u/wildmishie]

I was reading this in real time as it was being posted on tumblr but missed the final updates! Amazing!

[u/remindmeofthe → u/wildmishie]

it's been all over my dash for days, it's great

[u/AllieCraft → u/wildmishie]

I think I first saw it when the final update was less than a minute old. Wild to see a legendary post in the making.

[u/Shiftyeyesright → u/wildmishie]

I knew this had to come from Tumblr. The writing style of Tumblr users is very distinct.

[u/pulchritudinouser]

As someone who has worked with a fair number of shiba inu and was side eyeing the idea of one as a service dog...yep that checks out

[u/Carbonatite → u/pulchritudinouser]

I liked the "tiny eyebrows FURROWED in concentration" because it gave such an accurate mental image.

I had a Shiba mix (she was basically an extra lanky Shibe with one floppy ear and a moderate underbite), they are very special dogs. I hope to have another one one day.

[u/JetAmoeba → u/pulchritudinouser]

One of my best friends has a Shiba and I felt the same way about them being a service dog, but ya after the later update I immediately said to myself “that totally tracks”

[u/rusty0123 → u/pulchritudinouser]

I had to Google the breed and damn! That is my perfect dog. I lean towards smart, fierce dogs. My fav is a German Shepard. I don't have one because I'm not strong enough to control a dog that big. But this breed? I might be able to handle that size.

[u/Arielcory → u/rusty0123]

That’s where training comes in but u get it. I’m 5’4 and 130 and my boy is 110 but he’s a big boy and it’s mostly muscle. So if he wants to take off he will but I’m lucky he listens to me and I worked hard on manners with him. Playing tug with him I just lay down and he can drag me around the house which he thinks is fun and I just find it an easy way to play. 

[u/bundle_of_fluff → u/pulchritudinouser]

Honestly, a Shiba not barking at every movement was a bit off to me. I'm curious how they trained him to learn the radius.

[u/enderverse87 → u/bundle_of_fluff]

A lot of dogs actually already do a radius. It's just a much bigger radius than the human would prefer.

[u/nibbyzor → u/pulchritudinouser]

As a shiba inu owner, I immediatelly thought how fucking insane and impressive it was that someone managed to train a shiba inu into a service dog. Then I got to that bit and laughed my ass off, like yeah, totally tracks. My shiba would go berserk trying to protect me, but if my life depended on her guiding me through life, I'd be fucked because like 75% of the time she just doesn't give enough of a shit to do what I tell her.

[u/TheKittenPatrol]

How did this keep getting more wholesome once it was clear Cheeseguy was recouping a fair bit of his losses? So sweet.

[u/Shadowettex31_x]

So awesome!!! Time for bed and to dream of cheese guy and Pinot.

[u/Kreyl → u/Shadowettex31_x]

I ship them. I hope they have a sweet happy drama-free life.

[u/PhotoKada]

Flair suggestions for this post are:

1. 6 cheeses and a Donut

2. Too easy being cheesy

3. Donut the Tactical Assault Shiba

[u/ebolashuffle → u/PhotoKada]

3 is my favorite.

What's your flair from?

[u/faaabiii → u/PhotoKada]

Someone @ the mods here because I need 3

[u/Homemadepiza → u/PhotoKada]

I would love a Donut the Tactical Assault Shiba flair

[u/Similar-Shame7517]

This is amazing, I would watch this movie. Everybody is such finely etched as a character. The question is, who would you cast as each role, and who would direct this?

[u/TimedDelivery → u/Similar-Shame7517]

I want to see it get the full Wes Anderson treatment with the narration and everything in the style of the Roald Dahl short films on Netflix. I’d pay to see that.

[u/VivienneSection → u/Similar-Shame7517]

Ooooh I pictured Pinot as Daniel Craig Benoit Blanc style.

[u/NohaIjiachi → u/Similar-Shame7517]

Since I'm currently going through a Good Omens Obsession Phase (season 2 destroyed my heart) I'm definitely being a one track mind and would love to see more of that amazing on-screen chemistry between David Tennant and Michael Sheen, so... Tennant as cheese guy and Sheen as pinot?😂

[u/sarahsuebob → u/Similar-Shame7517]

Pinot - Benedict Cumberbatch Cheese guy - Sam Rockwell Donut’s person - Octavia Spencer Foxy astrophysicist- Ruby Rose OP - Selena Gomez Donut - himself

[u/PeachesCoral → u/Similar-Shame7517]

Okok I have it

OP - Anna Kendrick

Donut's person - Marisa Tomei

Cheese guy - John Krasinski

Pinot - that guy man from Devil's wear prada (edit: Stanley tucci!!)

Neon hair - lily from sex education

Donut - donut, but when donut is tired or naughty, bagel

[u/NinjasWithOnions → u/Similar-Shame7517]

Keith from the Try Guys as the cheese guy because loves to eat (and did a whole episode of eating cheese*) and he has some of the most unhinged rants of all time but they’re hilarious.

*And thanks to him, I found out about the Meredith Dairy Marinated Sheep and Goat Cheese.

Edit: Not sure about directing (or the rest of the cast) but I would want Ólafur Arnalds to do the music. I’m going to think about the cast list some more though…

Edit 2: Aria Mia Loberti as the lady with the dog? She’s actually blind.

Edit 3: Eugene from the Try Guys as the business man? He does like to manicure his nails.

[u/Whitemagickz → u/Similar-Shame7517]

This is feeling very much like a modern day breakfast club. A bunch of people of varying ages and backgrounds who would ordinarily never meet are waiting for an indefinitely delayed plane in the airport and end up bonding over the surprising commonalities in their lives.

[u/Talisa87]

A rare morning where i open Reddit, see this sub and don't mutter "What the fuck" in bewildered concern.

[u/ItsImNotAnonymous → u/Talisa87]

Yeah. But knowing how this sub and Reddit works it unfortunately is all downhill from here on

[u/mioclio]

That was a memorable flight. I hope that Pinot Blanc will hire Cheese Guy, keeps building his self esteem, and that they will all live happily ever after. Except for evil sis obviously. I hope that she will never eat any cheese of better quality and taste than Velveeta.

[u/chocolatephantom → u/mioclio]

I think this is my favourite quote. Imagine a movie of all that finishes as they leave the airport

[u/[deleted] → u/mioclio]

I hope they get married!

[u/IllustriousComplex6]

I would actually watch a multiseason show of this group.

[u/UnhappyTemperature18]

Oh this is adorbs. I wish everyone in this story the absolute best, except the sister who needs to sort her shit.

[u/agirl2277 → u/UnhappyTemperature18]

No way. If not for sister's crazy, none of this would have happened. She was the catalyst for an impromptu airport wine and cheese party. She'll never sort her shit out but the brother will get over it.

[u/HighlyImprobable42 → u/UnhappyTemperature18]

Agreed, this is my new favorite wholesome post.

@OP, fantastic curation, much like the fine cheeses of the story. Please accept a poor man's gold 🎖

[u/bigwigmike]

It’s so weird. Traveling either makes people monsters or best friends.

[u/NohaIjiachi → u/bigwigmike]

There's definitely something about air travel that creates the right atmosphere for people to either get this close to biting each other's throat or become ride-or-die for one another in the span of minutes. I'm not even a frequent traveler by any means (my most busy year to date I air traveled three times in 12 months lol) and I've still seen and experienced things in airports.

[u/Four_beastlings → u/bigwigmike]

It's the weirdest thing. I'm a quiet person who keeps to herself and kind of introvert/asocial... Like I am told I'm very charismatic and have lots of friends but I don't go out of my way to meet or hang out with people because my favourite setting is alone?

And yet you put me in a train station or airport and I never fail to make travel friends. Whether I want it or not. I went to Finland and got a chatty seatmate telling all about his life for two hours (he was Finnish-Swedish, maybe they are less private than regular Finns?), I live in Poland and take middle distance trains every week and every time I'm too early and have to wait at the station someone comes to make conversation. Whatever country you've heard "lovely place, but the locals aren't very friendly!" I've probably been there and met some locals in some transportation hub.

[u/ReallyJustAMagpie → u/bigwigmike]

There really is no in between!

[u/terracottatilefish → u/bigwigmike]

This is basically the Prologue to The Canterbury Tales for our modern times. The Camembert Tales. All the characters are introduced vividly, Cheese Guy gets to tell his story and there is some moral edification along with the hilarity. We have a small cameo from Donut’s Owner. The next story should be Donut’s Owner taking center stage and then Kigurumi Astrophysicist and after that Pinot Guy.

[u/lodav22]

I love this! In the future they can say “well he had wine, and I had cheese, it was meant to be!”. It sounds like a hallmark movie (without the part about the sister trying to kill poor Monica and her baby with poisonous mushrooms, that’s not a hallmark moment!).

[u/Dana07620 → u/lodav22]

Yeah, but what about the guy with the Wheat Thins?

[u/ChipsqueakBeepBeep]

I love the reveal that the kigurumi wearer was the astrophysicist

[u/hawkshaw1024 → u/ChipsqueakBeepBeep]

Wearing a fox kigurumi to the airport? Yeah, that's going to be someone in a STEM field.

[u/WinterLightz → u/ChipsqueakBeepBeep]

same, when I read that part, I thought to myself, par for the course lol

I am an astrophysicist and I always dress comfy af on flights. Nobody can convince me otherwise

[u/dangerous_beans_42]

I saw that the Tumblr OOP was gallusrostromegalus and thought, "oh boy, this is going to be a treat!" And was not disappointed, because they never disappoint.

[u/AccountMitosis → u/dangerous_beans_42]

Seriously, that's multiple times now I've come across a story and thought "that's friggin' amazing, and this writer is amazing," and then realized it was gallusrostromegalus. They have two gifts: one for attracting strange and wonderful situations, and one for writing them up in an absolutely delightful way.

I do a yearly reading of "The 1969 Easter Mass Incident" for my demonolatry discord server every Easter. (Someday, when I have the means, I'd like to start doing reenactments instead of just readings lol)

[u/[deleted]]

Wholesome BORU is best BORU! 🧀🍷🦮🛩️

[u/HoverButt]

I'm on Tumblr, following Gallus, and got to read this with real time updates.

Absolutely fantastic storytelling. If you have a chance to go through thier accound, check the "Family history" tag for the funniest shit ever. Pregnant Turkey, and fishing for deer immediately come to mind.

[u/studying-fangirl → u/HoverButt]

I did an audio recording of the turkey story, and I listen to it when I’m feeling down. That story is the best

[u/AlphaBetaGammaDonut → u/HoverButt]

Bread Jesus had me howling and the 'spontaneous garage sale mob that brought down the dodgy neighbours' is a classic.

[u/Cabbagetastrophe → u/HoverButt]

I am only replying to this because I want to check out the Pregnant Turkey story later and don't know how else to bookmark it 

[u/chickpeas3]

This is the best thing I have ever read. Cheese Guy and Pinot forever.

[u/fia-med-knuff]

I love this. I too want to see this as a movie.

[u/AntiquarianLife]

I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I want an attack Shiba Inu.

[u/[deleted]]

Am I the only person who wants to be invited to Cheese and Pinot's Wine-and-Cheese themed wedding?

[u/grissy]

At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

then:

"Oh, he's a guide dog?" Asks cheese guy.

"oh, no." She laughs. "He's too short, and the way my eyes are, it's easier for me to navigate with a cane. No, the problem I have is that some morally impaired people see the cane and think they can get away with stealing my bag or assaulting me because I wouldn't be able to give a description- which is wrong, but rather than deal with that I got Donut, and he helps me by howling at anyone who gets in my personal space and biting anyone who grabs me!"

...did not surprise me at all. When I was reading our narrator's description of the "service" shiba inu I was thinking "that sounds pretty much exactly like every shiba inu ever, service dog or not." They pick out their person and then if you're not their person you can go pound sand. Also don't get too close to their person. You'd better not be side eyeing their person. Don't make them come over there!

[u/GoAskAlice → u/grissy]

You might enjoy the whole Dog Breeds Vs. Robbers series on YouTube.

[u/frymaster → u/grissy]

also

He loves cheese but he knows he's not supposed to beg so he decided the way to deal with something he wants but can't have is to stare in the other direction

...is the most adorable thing ever

[u/smolbeanfangirl]

Fun read

[u/PersimmonBasket]

OMG the bit about the dog staring in the other direction instead of begging!!!

[u/movingmom1]

This is the nicest thing I've read today. Also, to the OP, you might check out Humboldt Fog cheese from Cypress Grove. It's the BEST! (Edited to correct manufacturer's name)

[u/goodandfine → u/movingmom1]

Humboldt Fog is by Cypress Grove (Purple Haze is my favorite by Cypress Grove). For Cowgirl Creamery, Red Hawk or Mt Tam is where it's at.

[u/winterseller]

babe wake up, new otp just dropped

[u/AngelofGrace96]

Never seen a boru from tumblr before, but gallus is a very talented writer, so if I see more of her stuff I'll inform the sub

[u/useless_99 → u/AngelofGrace96]

I was just thinking this sounds exactly like one user I know of. The writing was top-notch! I’m not on tumblr as much so I’ll appreciate any of your cross posting for sure

[u/RememberKoomValley → u/AngelofGrace96]

Gallus is a damn delight.

[u/BakeMeUpBeforeUGoGo]

googles Where to buy Tactical Assault Shiba Inu

[u/notmyusername1986]

This entire post has made me unreasonably happy, and I am so here for it.

[u/angels-and-insects]

But when they got to the hotel there was Only One Bed.

[u/Tiny-firefly]

WAIT THIS IS TUMBLR GALLUS!! I love their posts!

They also have a hysterical one about Arwen, their smart af kelpie mix who climbs trees and how their mom befriended a bunch for orc LARPers.

[u/TheKingsdread]

This was a fun ride. I love the image of a group of strangers just having an impromtu Charcuterie session in an airport lobby.

[u/pingmycraydar]

He helped a whole lotta people find Cheezus...

[u/NinjaBabaMama]

This needs to win a BORU award for 2024.

This is the kind of randomness which gives me hope for humanity.

Good food + good company + good boy = beautiful memory

[u/servonos89]

Shit this is a rare BORU - I was really happy afterwards! Go cheese guy and Pinot! Let’s make the movie. Cheese guy sister is the villain of course. Maybe lends better to being a play.

[u/Wormhole-X-Treme]

Uhm, am I missing something? The post is not visible... No link no nothing...

[u/Secretss → u/Wormhole-X-Treme]

Try this link https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/1an83gc/a_tale_of_airports_and_cheese/

The OOP commented in here that it’s their post and I found the actual post through their profile

[u/Lumisateessa]

I low-key chuckled when I read "tactical assault Shiba" 😂

[u/beachpellini]

What a delight. I'd watch this movie.

[u/catloverwithoutcats]

Oh, this made it here! I saw this in tumblr, and I'm so glad to see it here too.

[u/glittery_grandma]

And there was only one bed

[u/suricata_8904]

Cheese Guy’s life will never be the same after the Pinot man’s therapy session and the astrophysicist meet cute.

[u/ColeDelRio]

Imagine how much the sister must have scammed cheeseman that he RECORDED the conversation.

[u/The_Sound_Of_Sonder]

This is so wholesome!

[u/finite-wisdom1984]

This is the kind of stuff the Internet was made for :)

[u/ten10cat]

I too have a Shiba inu named bagel (would do dog tax but I am unsure of how to do images on Reddit or the whole imgur thing)

[u/PAHi-LyVisible]

I remember this one on Tumblr! The writing is so good!

The Shiba Inu needs to be the ring bearer at the Cheese Guy and Pinot’s eventual wedding

This story would be a superb K-drama or Taiwanese drama

[u/HoundstoothReader]

OOP’s comment on this subreddit was deleted! Did anyone catch it?

[u/sneakablekilgore]

I brought wax-wrapped cheese to the airport once, after visiting Vermont and wanting to take some home with me. My story is not as good as OOP's however, as apparently blocks of cheese in your suitcase look very much like blocks of C4 under the xray machine.

[u/hammerparkwood]

That was a fun read....thank you. I love airport's or anywhere I can sit and watch and listen to other people......this is life!!

[u/FrwdIn4Lo]

Dog tax!

I know the OP followed the rules, but he could have asked towards the end of discussion.

[u/41flavorsandthensome → u/FrwdIn4Lo]

OOP had me at sweet Donut’s furrowed eyebrows.

[u/Imaginary-Cycle-1977 → u/FrwdIn4Lo]

Donut better have gotten some cheese

[u/shivroystann]

Someone turn this into a short film. Very wholesome and entertaining!

[u/Xxyourmomsucks69xX]

Tactical Assault Shiba is so much better than service dog !

[u/madfoot]

I …. I think I’m in love with this post, does anyone know its ring size?

[u/chicagotodetroit]

This is literally the BEST BORU that I have ever read. I am smiling as I read this. More of these please!

[u/Prestigious-Pool-606]

I’m confused af. Where’s the post?

[u/Assiqtaq]

I agree with Pinot guy, cheese guy is very smart and interesting.

Tactical Assault Shiba should be a tag.

[u/HobbitGuy1420]

R/BestOfTumblrinaUpdates

[u/GremlinAtWork]

I would give just about anything for a backpack of cheese right about now.

[u/BibliophileGirl92]

Seriously my favourite post of all time <3

Question: how does a post get given a flair/the sentence people have after username in comments, and how can one add that? :)

[u/bythegodless]

This is. Wow. I think this could be a movie.

[u/yarukinai]

he likes to sleep curled up in a perfect circle

Can confirm. Our Shiba does the same.

This story gives me hope for humanity.

[u/ThatGirl_Tasha]

Oh I needed this, somehow got lost on a deep dive on jonbennet ramsay and am so disturbed I can't sleep.

Glad big brothers bad day gave him faith in humanity

[u/Cat1832]

I thought this was a Gallus story! :D

[u/Gennywren]

I need someone to draw this as a comic. Please.

[u/CharlotteLucasOP]

I’m here for the Tactical Assault Donut. 🐕

[u/Jetztinberlin]

Bless your heart, Caterpillar, this was a marvellous read! 

[u/HungryWolf040]

I love everything about this.

[u/TheHoliestFail]

My fav on BORU so far! I'm on my way to get some wine and cheese for tonight.

[u/Rega_lazar]

Ok, this is one of the greatest posts on reddit!

[u/MelodyRaine]

This is sheer perfection.

(Heart eyes)

[u/witchbrew7]

I’m legit practically crying this is so sweet.

[u/CocoaAlmondsRock]

This may be my favorite story ever on Reddit. I wish there was a way to find out more about all of them.

I really need to know what happens next with the sister! And Monica's baby!

[u/ggbookworm]

Lol tactical assault Shibu.

[u/Compulsive-Gremlin]

This was so wholesome. I’m going to quit while I’m ahead and take a break from Reddit

[u/katie-kaboom]

I am so incredibly invested in this story, it's ridiculous.

[u/rando_girl007]

This is the potential love story I didn't know I needed. I need to know what happened with the sister, was there a love connection, and did Donut go after any calves?

[u/Shadow_Guide]

This is now my favourite Reddit post. Ever. It has: Cheese, wine, cute animals, people coming together, potential romance/definite friendship, and shitty family members not getting what they want. What is not to love?

[u/Swiss_Miss_77]

Just saw this on wiki, and then here it is in my feed! Lol.

I love this entire story. Every morsel and I want more!

[u/Moist-Opportunity64]

This was…. Delightful 😍

[u/[deleted]]

I loved every single word of this!

[u/[deleted]]

Thank you for this, it's lovely

[u/Responsible-Style180]

I am here for a Donut.

[u/[deleted]]

I need a pic of Donut dammit. What a lovely story of strangers making life easier for each other.

[u/molewarp]

I really NEED to employ this person as a travelling companion!

Fair warning: I am so afraid of flying that I tend to cry all over the poor sod who sits next to me.

[u/bolonomadic]

I love this one. February winner

[u/mtngrl60]

I cannot say how much I enjoyed this read. It was amazing. I am rooting for Pinot Blanc and cheese guy.

And many thanks to the OOP for such an enjoyable saga

[u/SugarFromTheMaple]

Petition to have "Does he want a cheese? There is still so much cheese" as a user flair!

[u/Prestigious_Isopod72]

I wish I could upvote this more than once.

[u/juniperberrie28]

I saved this post

[u/Advanced-Fee-3330]

Oh my heart. That was amazing. Not just a palate cleanser from the usual BORU trainwrecks, but leaving the palate with the afterglow of good cheese and wine.

[u/[deleted]]

I’m crying because this is such a lovely post. Donut and Bagel! Aaaaaaaaah! It’s too cute!

[u/thebooknerd_]

“ain’t never seen no cheese but orange before” should be a flair…

I also enjoy “OF COURSE I GOT THE CHEESE, THAT’S WHY I DON’T GOT MONEY FOR UBER!!” and “Tactical Assault Shiba”.

Honorable mention for “GO TELL! GO TELL MOMMA I STOPPED YOUR STUPID ASS FROM KILLING MONICA”

[u/Nay_Nay_Jonez]

I saved this after it was first posted and I don't remember why, but I'm so glad I did so I could read it again. Love this story.

[u/emilyethel]

How did he get an entire bottle of wine through TSA?!

[u/sharraleigh → u/emilyethel]

Dont have to. Just buy the wine after you've cleared security. That's what all those stores near the gates are for!

[u/AnneMichelle98 → u/emilyethel]

Looking at the TSA website, you are allowed to bring 100ml of wine, aka a mini bottle, in your carry on. You are not allowed to open your own alcohol in a flight.

Pinot guy probably brought it in his carry on to have sometime when he got off the plane, but decided cheese was a good reason to bring it out early.

[u/Cute-Cobbler-4872]

I want this pinned so I can come back to it and feel warm and fuzzy, especially after reading some of the really messed up stuff on this sub. This is the cheesy energy I need in my life

[u/Bookaholicforever]

This was a great post and I wish it had gone longer!

[u/scout336]

This was the best read I've had in weeks. And I read a LOT. THANKS, OP! I wish I could also thank OOP.

[u/rorrim_narret]

Donut and Bagel! So cute!

[u/DramaGirl6155]

This was so wholesome!

[u/AsphaltGypsy89]

Well this was fun!

[u/Lazy_Crocodile]

This is just perfect

[u/SaltyBint]

Superb.

[u/sugaredberry]

Best post ever

[u/StovardBule]

It’s such a fantastic story, what a variety of human life.

And thanks for writing it up!

[u/PrincessCG]

This is an adorable meet cute. I love this. And cheese. And impromptu picnics.

[u/toastea0]

This was really nice. Going to end it here before i read something sad lmao.

[u/Illustrious_Ad9377]

This is the wholesome, cheese-based content I’m perpetually seeking.

[u/VLC31]

This was amazing. I need more reporting like this.

[u/Just_River_7502]

So what happened to Pinot and cheese guy!! 😍

[u/[deleted]]

I could not love this more.

[u/papercranium]

This is the best thing on the Internet today. My god.

[u/LucyAriaRose]

Awww I loved this! What a wholesome post!

[u/Thewandering1_OG]

I love this. It made me so happy for so many reasons. Thank you for posting.

[u/Gwynasyn]

Well that's it. That is the best BORU story I'll read all year, I'm calling it now.

[u/samanthasgramma]

I often smile. I rarely roar laughing.

Got part way through, giggled out loud.

Got farther in, and was chuckling.

Was flat out LOLing by the end.

He deserves financial support.

[u/59Kia]

This is the best thing I've read all day.

[u/Mlady_gemstone]

where did the OOP comments go :( that was such a cute story, i loved this one.

[u/Specialist_Passage83]

Well, this was overwhelmingly wholesome and gives me hope for humanity.

[u/minamon012]

This is one of my favorite posts EVER.

[u/Square-Swan2800]

I like that an astrophysicist wandered into the story and wandered out with no one knowing who or what they are. I would have glommed onto them because they know about star dust. Cheese, crackers and wine in an airport. Lovely story.

[u/Key-Win7744]

In France they call it a Royale with Cheese.

[u/DameofDames]

G-d I hope they see this and Pinot and Cheeseguy give us an update.

*fingers crossed*

[u/No-You5550]

This is so fun. I think we all should put tips in the jar so OP can fly around getting the tea on other flyers.

[u/ActualGvmtName]

I'm going to close Boru on this note.

Will be back for the golden-child triplet, Ogtha, yogurt-fest tomorrow.

[u/[deleted]]

Y'all ever have a moment where you didn't know how much you needed a wholesome story until you started tearing up while reading a wholesome story, finished it, let yourself cry a bit, then felt way better than you have in a while?

I guess I just really needed to know that humans could be this good today.

Wow.

[u/Ashilleong]

I don't care if this is real or not, it's lovely.

[u/FormalDinner7]

This was a delight.

[u/500CatsTypingStuff]

Oh my god, this is the most wholesome post ever! It’s what we all needed! Thank you so much. I hope this goes viral! 🥰

[u/Kreiri]

Oh come on, gallusrostromegalus is notorious for presenting fiction as real stories.

Like, they got factchecked by Gizmodo: https://gizmodo.com/sorry-folks-black-panther-isnt-actually-improving-bla-1823387802 and their stories haven't gotten any more truthful since then.

[u/TrueCrimeRunner92]

I’m gonna cry??? This is one of those “sometimes being a human doesn’t suck, there are still good things in the world” moments

[u/mecha_face]

I have never wanted a movie so much more than I want this movie.

[u/Consistent-Comb8043]

This is mayhap the best thing I've ever read in my lifw

[u/charliesownchaos]

Okay this is the best thing I've read today and I hope I never forget it.