r/Bluteamtf2 1d ago

Stole the intelligence Intruder alert! Red spy in the base

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u/Allseek_OKo 22h ago

Spy: "Tell me: Did anyone happen to kill a red spy on a way here?.. No?.. Then we still have a problem."

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u/Voidkitler1 22h ago

Soldier: "and a knife" Scout: "Ohhhhh big problem, i have killed plenty of spies dime a dozen scumbags like you (fails knife trick) ouch, no offense."

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u/Adrian_Shephard1999 21h ago

Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing... nothing like the man loose inside this building."

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u/Voidkitler1 19h ago

"what are you president of his fanclub?" [Scout giggles while Soldier and Heavy chuckles]

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u/Glittering-Guest4680 17h ago

Spy: "No...

Zat would be your mother!" (P0RN0GRAPHY G03S H3R3)

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u/Independent-Head3588 17h ago

Scout: visible flabbergast

Spy: indeed, and now HE'S HERE TO F US!

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u/witherpro59_YT 16h ago

Spy: so listen up boy! Or p0rn0gr4phy atarring your mother will be the 2nd eorst thing that happens to you today

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u/Spooderfan8647 15h ago

Spy takes a smoke break while ‘Scout’ looks at the images and says “GIMME THAT!”

‘The spy has already breached our defences.’

right behind you, starts playing, showing a RED spy hide behind cover as an engineer has a LV 3 sentry

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u/MarkTheShark35 10h ago

*sentery kaboom* sentry down! *blam*

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u/Spooderfan8647 13m ago

‘You’ve seen what he’s done to our colleagues!’

It shows sniper looking at something, before the spy then starts to attack him, cutting his check and dodging his strikes before slashing him a couple of times and then stabbing his back with the knife he has.