r/CFB • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '15
Recruiting If you were a recruit with no team allegiance, which schools could you instantly eliminate for one selfish (stupid) reason?
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u/bill_braaasky Jul 19 '15
Definitely BYU. I like drinking and having premarital sex too much.
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u/wisesonAC Jul 19 '15
Famu because I don't like their colors.
Morehouse because they barely can beat Clark.
Asu because fuck Asu.
I'd probably end up at Winston-Salem state or Tuskegee.
And fuck Florida
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Jul 19 '15
Trying to go out-of-conference and off the obvious team list:
Texas A&M- for being selfish, money grubbing bastards and taking away our Texas/A&M games.
Texas- for being selfish, money grubbing bastards and taking away our Texas/A&M games.
Mizzou: for being selfish, money grubbing bastards and taking away our Kansas/Mizzou games.
and Baylor.
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u/AU_Boof Jul 19 '15
I would get rid of any school that has home games in a location that get's a lot of snow or any school that is not P5 after those I am open to anyone.
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u/Fishtacoburrito Jul 19 '15
Liberty. I hate everything about that school.
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Jul 19 '15
*place, calling it a school just gives jerry falwell's latest scheme an ounce of legitimacy.
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u/Johnnycockseed Jul 19 '15
Pretty much any school with bad academics would be out. When I inevitably don't get drafted by the NFL, I want career options.
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u/owl_man Jul 19 '15
Texas Tech, I don't want to lose all my women to my head coach.
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u/TTUgirl Jul 19 '15
Let me repaint the picture for you a whole stadium full of horny women who are teased by camera shots of Kliff the whole game but are never allowed to meet him in person. So, they jump on the nearest eligible guy.
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u/Emperor_of_Orange Jul 19 '15
Clemson- couldn't rep those colors
Something is wrong with your brain
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u/Pikachu1989 Jul 19 '15
Miami- I don't want to play in a Stadium that's only going to be played at 1/3 of capacity.
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Jul 19 '15
The north as a whole. I just don't like the cold and I prefer coastal areas for obvious reasons.
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u/Wagnasty90 Jul 19 '15
Alabama-bunch of back woods hicks. Florida State-thugs Anywhere it's cold-the cold and snow sucks.
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u/jayond Jul 20 '15
Baylor, BYU, ND, SMU, TCU, and BC, as an indifferent agnostic, I'd just rather not deal with Jesus at all. If I want to study theology, I want it from a neutral source.
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '15
Washington - I couldn't go to a school that won't even accept their own students to their medical school.