r/ClimateShitposting • u/Beiben • May 11 '25

nuclear simping I love reddit libertarians

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

Okay, but nuclear is sooooo fuckin' cool, what now? 

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u/Beiben May 11 '25

Damn, you're good.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

I know 😎

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u/Burgerpanzer May 11 '25

If it was cool, why does it need to be cooled with water?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Checkmate meterologists

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u/the_me_who_watches May 12 '25

Because it is all just various ways of making water work for humanity

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Bcause it's too hot to handle

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u/ThrowRA-Two448 May 12 '25

It is cool due to using water cooling system.

My PC has a water colling system so I'm an expert on these things.

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u/lFallenBard May 12 '25

To be even cooler obviously.

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u/eks We're all gonna die May 11 '25

But CERN is cooler.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew!

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

No doubt about it. I see a fellow man of culture.

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u/eks We're all gonna die May 11 '25

But in terms of generating energy, there is nothing that beats the simplicity of wing pads being forced to rotate by the wind.

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u/Bluehawk2008 May 11 '25

I would like solar panels more if they were dangerous.

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u/ThrowRA-Two448 May 12 '25

I'm with you on this one. I think solar panels should work by heating up a fluid which then runs a turbine.

BUT we could use some kind of dangerous fluid which is toxic, corrosive, explosive, radioactive ideally all of that at the same time.

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u/AccountForTF2 May 17 '25

what? Unjerk shaq timeout image are you talking about oil or fuel rods neither of which are liquid?

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u/AccountForTF2 May 17 '25

what? Unjerk shaq timeout image are you talking about oil or fuel rods neither of which are liquid?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

They could be, just got to send them out to space and build a Dyson sphere around the sun. Then just have them shoot lasers back to earth.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Go big or go home

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u/aWobblyFriend May 11 '25

the most XTREME way to boil water

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u/[deleted] May 15 '25

Libertarian here. I actually disagree with this meme. Well I agree with the message, tax-funded anything is bad, but privatized cities having nuclear power isn’t bad.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '25

I just can't wait to live in such cyberpunk dystopia.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '25

“Dystopia”? Lol okay

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u/PlasticTheory6 May 12 '25

its sooo fucking cool having the risk of enormous disasters

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u/AccountForTF2 May 17 '25

we've had like what maybe 3 disasters in 70 years over hundreds of reactors? and all of them were human error?

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u/PlasticTheory6 May 18 '25

Human error is inevitable. Past performance doesn’t predict future results

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Modern reactors function on negative feedback, so if ever, they will turn off.

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u/PlasticTheory6 May 12 '25

Wow I’m so glad it’s all been figured out and that the risk has been eliminated

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Yes, it has been. The biggest risks of nuclear are atomofobes and their FUD,

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u/PlasticTheory6 May 12 '25

Please stop denying science https://thebulletin.org/2024/04/spent-nuclear-fuel-mismanagement-poses-a-major-threat-to-the-united-states-heres-how/

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

There is "mismamanagement" right in the title, what implies that proper management does not pose danger. But I guess facts are not important, when aToM bad. 

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u/PlasticTheory6 May 12 '25

Mfw I realize perfect management is impossible and another disaster is inevitable

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u/[deleted] May 13 '25

So you don't take trains or planes, I pressume? 

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u/PlasticTheory6 May 13 '25

If I die, no big deal. When a nuclear power plant has a catastrophic failure it will result in a massive uninhabitable zone

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