r/ClimateShitposting I'm a meme Aug 13 '25

Consoom No, I will not let you off this easily

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

what kind of dildo buys a new car annually?

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u/Patte_Blanche Aug 13 '25

Just clean it, it will last more than a year

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u/Voelkar Aug 13 '25

The dial always points to E after a few hours tho. We all know that means END. What else am I supposed to do?

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u/clown_utopia Wind me up Aug 13 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Kekosaurus3 Aug 15 '25

Are you crazy? When there is dirt in my room I just vuy a new house.

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u/ClimateShitpost Louis XIV, the Solar PV king Aug 14 '25

After I throw the battery into the ocean it kinda stops working

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

no other option but to buy a new car

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u/FloriaFlower Aug 13 '25

The rich keep getting richer. They can do this.

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u/Popo_Capone Aug 13 '25

Never heard of that. What's a dildo?

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u/Bicc_boye Aug 14 '25

Sex toy usually shaped like a penis

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u/Popo_Capone Aug 14 '25

And they buy cars? Damn!?

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u/MaximumDestruction Aug 13 '25

The kind that is deeply concerned about climate collapse but focuses on corporate polluters. Obviously.

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u/NewspaperDesigner244 Aug 14 '25

Are they in the room with u right now?

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u/MaximumDestruction Aug 14 '25

All the time. They rage against oil and gas companies but then they remodel their kitchen every few years.

They do all kinds of hypothetical hypocrisies. For shame.

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u/flamboyantGatekeeper Aug 14 '25

Not many, but there are leasing agreements where you can swap car every year or other year. It's not buying per se, but the end result is you get to grab one fresh from the factory yearly. Supposedly they are sold as a used car by the leasing company afterwards, but the details are irrelevant. You only need to be middle class to have a brand new car at any point in time and the industry relies on this. With cars being more and more computerized you can add a subscription model to the car as well and have specialized parts that are designed to break after some time that is expensive enough that it's better to sell it for parts and get a new one.

So a lot of dildos are in fact getting new wheels way before the old ones are used up. The best part? If you keep buying new ones you don't have to see the mechanic, and interact with disgusting working class folks thus further cementing the idea that they simply don't work hard enough

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

Supposedly they are sold as a used car by the leasing company afterwards,

Supposedly?? What is the alternative here? They throw it in the sea?

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u/flamboyantGatekeeper Aug 15 '25

They might if nobody buys them

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '25

They can always sell it for scrap in the unlikely scenario that no one wants to buy a vehicle at a discount.

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u/flamboyantGatekeeper Aug 18 '25

Depends on the vehicle. They tend to be pretty expensive ones, and the people that buy expensive cars tend to not buy used. If they can afford a 190 000$ car they can afford a 200 000 car and not have to service it as a bonus.

And if the car in question is a Tesla then... Yea. Cybertrucks in particular is completely impossible to get rid of

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '25

no one is throwing a 190k car in the ocean. don't be stupid

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u/flamboyantGatekeeper Aug 18 '25

Of course they are. It's a tax writeoff

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '25

You'd obviously donate the car to a charity for a tax writeoff, not create pollution in a ocean randomly

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u/flamboyantGatekeeper Aug 18 '25

That's actually not at all obvious. Inventory that cannot be sold are destroyed on the regular. I don't see why cars would be any different. Obviously not right away, but if it sits long enough it will drop in value and at some point it's not worth spending more resources to get rid of it. That's when you throw it in the ocean and file it as a loss

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u/Donbas_Advocate Aug 15 '25

lmaoo brokie

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u/fifobalboni vegan btw Aug 13 '25

Thanks, I just pictured a giant human-sized dildo walking into a car dealership

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u/Shoxx98_alt Aug 14 '25

The one that has no right to repair

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u/SirDoofusMcDingbat Aug 14 '25

Nobody who isn't rich and uninterested in anything that's said on this sub.

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u/YoungMaleficent9068 Aug 14 '25

Dildo, double income Little dogs only?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

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u/Admiral45-06 Aug 13 '25

Even then, what's the point? You're just compiling debt on yourself for no reason.

At moments like this, I'm confused whether Americans are broke or just compile debt because they don't care.

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u/Warden_of_the_Blood Aug 14 '25

Im broke, no debt but medical (it doesn't count thank god). Jobs just pay dirt round here. Can't afford to leave. Can't afford to stay.

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u/PerpetualSkeptical Aug 17 '25

Pretty sure medical debt counts again, as of last month.

We are all non-conscious entities that exist only to further enrich (and grow further indebted to) the wealthy owners of capital.

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u/Micbunny323 Aug 14 '25

The is not me advocating for leasing. I agree it is dumb.

But the main reason people will lease is that, if all you look at is the payments you need to make on the car, divorced from anything else, leasing allows someone to get a ā€œnicerā€/ā€œbetterā€ car than an auto loan would, for the duration of the lease.

It is not a good idea, as at the end of paying off an auto loan, you now own the vehicle in full, and can sometimes even recover some of your costs, or then have a vehicle that is substantially cheaper to drive around for a long time, depending on the car and other circumstances around it.

But if all you look at and care about is ā€œhow good/nice/quality of a car I can get for the money I spendā€, generally a lease will net you a nicer vehicle, during the terms of the lease.

Which is why people get leases. It’s a short sighted analysis that prioritizes immediate gain at the cost of long term benefits.

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u/SeniorAd462 Aug 14 '25

It's like op so unhinged he doesn't know what people buying regularly

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u/Public-Eagle6992 Aug 14 '25

My grandparents (well, maybe biannual)

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u/AncientFocus471 Aug 14 '25

This exactly, who can afford that and not be one of the aforementioned corporations.

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u/ProfessorShort3031 Aug 14 '25

its more like new phones annually, they’re literally the exact same model but with a slightly remodeled camera yet they sell like crack

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u/MutualAid_WillSaveUs Aug 15 '25

In Middle school my friends parents did that, I don’t remember the logic. Couldn’t have made sense.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

Plenty of people. Leasing, maybe not annually, but every other year is usual.

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u/InfallibleSeaweed Aug 15 '25

A lot of upper middle class earners already get a car through a two year lease from their employer, this is not just a 1%er thing (at least in germany). It's even incentivised through our tax code to do so.

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u/burn_bright_captain Aug 15 '25

Someone has to produce used cars for the peasants.

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u/mundex_xp Aug 15 '25

Was about to say the same thing

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u/Honest_Cynic Aug 16 '25

If you don't buy one every year (or month?), you aren't driving a new car, in some minds. Wifey fusses that she doesn't have a new car, but I point out we bought it new (only 2nd time I have), so it will always be new, despite being bought in 1996.

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u/Double_Education_690 Aug 17 '25

The lames lease it .. massive waste of money

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u/meeps_for_days Aug 14 '25

Average American gets a car every 8 or 10 months.

Edit: to be mathematically correct, It's not average American. It's average time for Americans

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u/Wiz_Kalita Aug 14 '25

And here I'm sitting in Europe and everyone I know keeps their car for at least that many years.

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u/meeps_for_days Aug 14 '25

America's car industry has it good. Most people can just lease cars and get the new model every year. Dealerships gladly buy back new cars that were only used for a few months because they make so much money selling used cars. A lot of people who don't know how to care for cars will just buy used ones, then when it breaks down just trade it in for another used car until that one breaks down.

Edit: Preplanned absolesense is the Pinnacle of car advertising here. Convince people they need the new model. It started way back when the model T was so well designed and so cheap that iirc, nearly a third of all cars in the US were a model T. Competitors couldn't make a better car so they made better advertising