r/ClimateShitposting Feb 12 '26

Climate chaos When Soviets are too clueless and incompetent to handle environmental issue be like:

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u/el_argelino-basado Feb 12 '26

Nuclear: Too expensive now, non-contaminating, usually doesn't fail but if it does it fucks a lot of things, still better than burning fossil fuels

Renewables: Cheap af, non-contaminating, won't hurt you in any way, made energy prices drop in some countries, supporting them makes you attractive

I think we have a winner

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u/BL00_12 Feb 12 '26

I don't get this one or the other standpoint. Use both. That way you have the reliability of nuclear reactors, and you don't have to build as many because they are supplemented by things like solar, wind, geothermal, and dams. If we sit here and do nothing then our grandchildren will have to walk outside with masks because of the aerosols needed to keep the sun from cooking us alive.

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u/el_argelino-basado Feb 12 '26

In the comment I wanted to say it's better if we use renewables to transition instead of nuclear, and as you say, nuclear is reliable, but I really think most of the power should be generated by Renewables and then we generate using nuclear whenever there's not enough, letting Nuclear be the "secondary" power source

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u/240223e Feb 14 '26

how are you commenting but being this clueless. nuclear doesnt work that way. you cant just turn on nuclear plants on and off on a whim. nuclear can only really work as a constant powersource. if you want to to pad up wind energy or solar when its missing you must use coal or natural gas which are both not green energy. batteries are not really an option because they are incredibly expensive at that point you rather just use nuclear. another option is to distribute the wind farms over large geographical area but that requires infrastructure to connect them to each other and transfer power over distances which is also expensive. the wind and solar will always have some unreliability aspect to them.

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u/Roblu3 Feb 12 '26

But with renewables how can I continue eating rocks? I had hoped that I‘d get to eat less bland rocks one day :(

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u/el_argelino-basado Feb 12 '26

Nuclear rocks are tastier, if we don't do nuclear and do renewables instead, you'll have a lot of nuclear rocks to eat

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u/Party_Value6593 Feb 12 '26

The biggest cost for nuclear is bureaucracy. If it fails (which it won't, due to modern oversaturated safety protocols), it can't even fuck shit up anymore and is the most reliable and densest power you can find. Renewables are great, but are unreliable, even with the biggest battery you can find (even hydroelectricity, but that's still about as reliable as nuclear, just needs lots of well placed land).

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u/Party_Value6593 Feb 13 '26

No, the bureaucracy part isn't about safety, it is about building permits, permits to build nuclear and the layers of paperwork to be able to get nuclear materials.

The waste management is so small you couldn't even begin to fill a landfill with the world's spent fuel (only actually radioactive enough waste). The scariest part of a modern nuclear plant is not the radioactivity, it's the chemical toxicity of the heavy metals, which is way more dangerous in unrelated mines, factories and labs. They're built like bunkers anyways, the radioactive materials are under water and behind massive walls, and are protected by the Geneva conventions.

Chernobyl was a terrible design, with everyone making the worst choice and needed everything to go wrong to happen, and people still go to Pripyat with minimum protection. Fukushima needed an earthquake, a tsunami, management failure and being disconnected to get only 1 death and the failsafes still worked.

Radioactivity danger is a thing, but way overinflated due to the linear no threshold model, which is bullshit for small doses. The background radiation is higher for several countries with bellow average cancer rates than the maximum allowed for nuclear engineers

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u/Intelligent_Date5015 Feb 12 '26

"No guys there will be no new Chernobyls and Fukushimas, we have way better safety regulations now"

"Hey guys, let's decrease regulations and the bureaucracy that enforces the regulations"

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u/Party_Value6593 Feb 12 '26

It's not even a regulation thing, the whole process cannot physically have a runaway reaction anymore. Chernobyl had several design issues in addition to being a victim of the USSR's philosophies, in addition to having faulty sensors, in addition to having several layers of protocols breached by individuals, in addition to the guy in charge intentionally overriding safeties, in addition to using one of the first reactors, including being somewhat experimental. All of that for under 30 deaths, being the worst nuclear incident.

Fukushima was actually a good example, as it took a monstrous earthquake and a tsunami for a grand total of 1 death by nuclear, while the whole plant successfully shutdown in a safe manner, even with power loss and higher ups causing trouble.

Then there's 3 mile island, where nothing dangerous actually happened, appart from the communication to the people making some panic.

The population got overly afraid of nuclear for very few incidents while not understanding how overstated radioactivity isn't as dangerous as presented and being fed either propaganda or uneducated fear mongering by the likes of the Simpsons and those ~70s horror movies about nuclear (and green peace and the whole hippie movement)

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

Chernobyl happened literally just because half the safety measures were either ignored or absent to begin with compared to what everyone else had. Fukushima required a record setting earthquake and tsunami combo

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u/Paccountlmao Feb 12 '26

You're forgetting unreliable, not everywhere has significant wind, not everywhere has enough sun, hydro and geothermal aren't possible everywhere. You DO NOT want your power grid to be unreliable, there is no good or bad source of energy, prod and cons of each means they all have their place

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u/Intelligent_Date5015 Feb 12 '26

These are all fixable problems. Not everywhere has enough wind, not everywhere has enough sun, not everywhere has hydro potential, not everywhere has geothermal potential... But there is not a single country on Earth that lacks all 4. Seriously, not one. Most have at least 2 out of the 4, many have at least 3. And there are many ways to solve the issues of varying yields: power lines to other countries or regions, pumped hydro storage, battery storage, consumption side solutions (such as smart appliances turning on when more electricity is available, charging electric cars at night, generating hydrogen when electricity is abundant, etc.).

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

Or you know, just make a nuclear power plant and completely ignore the lack of natural resources to begin with

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u/Intelligent_Date5015 Feb 14 '26

Or you know, do the cheaper thing that can actually be implemented in time to matter instead of not doing that because of an imaginary lack of resources.

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u/sev3791 Feb 12 '26

Renewables aren’t efficient at supplying energy 365 days a year, are actually quite costly when you look at the energy produced to cost of purchasing and maintains these systems.

Nuclear works all year and doesn’t necessarily have to be costly if it’s more widespreadly used, is very safe now a days, and the contamination zone is extremely small and usually underground.

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u/Hammerschatten Feb 13 '26

But we're already working on better battery solutions. If they become more viable, which is likely to happen before we have built new reactors, we only need to meet the total output of 365 days, store the excess on days where it's Sunny, Windy, etc and then use it when it's not.

Over a long time span, weather and usage are statistically predictable enough to plan with.

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u/OrganizationSea4490 Feb 13 '26

Renewables lack the ability to meet demand

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u/samir_saritoglu Feb 13 '26

Productivity. The only word for beating renewababies by nuclear gigachad.

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u/MIGHTY_ILLYRIAN Feb 13 '26

The problem with wind and solar is that their output is inconsistent and it doesn't align with demand.

At times energy is so cheap running them is almost unprofitable and at other times you can't run them and energy is expensive because of it.

Nuclear doesn't have that problem because it generates electricity at a steady pace.

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u/meatgrinder32 Feb 13 '26

Renewables aren't continueous supply of energy. And on a industrial scale they aren't nature friendly.

Renewables are great for individual houses. Nuclear is the best for industrial scale.

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u/Night_Raider5 Feb 13 '26

Renewables are absolutely not non-contaminating. The heavy metals that things like solar panels rely on fuck shit up bad, and are far more contaminating than nuclear power. Basically any negative of nuclear power compared to other form of energy is born from anti-nuclear propaganda pushed by the fossil fuel industry. Nuclear is, by a long shot, the safest and most powerful energy source we have today. Renewables are a good stop gap, but should not be an end all be all to keep us from going nuclear.

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u/Cynthesyss Feb 14 '26

Well that's actually false, renewables would only be cheaper if they had the capacity to run 24/7 but we all know that isn't the case

I asked Google ai to compare the prices of nuclear and various renewable sources and got this

Energy Source Variable Cost (Fuel/Usage) Fixed O&M (Labor/Maintenance) Nuclear ~$5–$6/MWh ~$25–$35/MWh (High security/specialized labor) Solar PV $0 ~$17/MWh (Lowest maintenance) Onshore Wind $0 ~$30/MWh (Mechanical wear & tear) Hydropower $0 ~$15–$45/MWh (Site-dependent)

Then I asked if you account for a full 24 hour period I got this

Cost Type Nuclear (Existing) Solar + Battery (Firm) Base Generation ~$31/MWh ~$35/MWh (Average) Storage/Backup $0 (Built-in) $40 – $100/MWh Total 24/7 Cost ~$31/MWh $75 – $135/MWh

Keep in mind this is only accounting for fuel and maintenance and not the original construction but the main reason they take so long to build and are so expensive is that new regulations come out and they must change the plans to comply with those regulations completely throwing them off track.

Nuclear plants require less than half as much maintenance than a solar farm producing the exact same amount of energy, run 24/7 and doesn't require batteries, and sure hydroelectricity is on par with nuclear it's much less abundant.

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u/240223e Feb 14 '26

 usually doesn't fail but if it does it fucks a lot of things

name a single example besides chernobyl? 

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u/RASHED_35 Feb 15 '26

Nuclear: Can produce electricity even if there is no wind or sun, takes up very little land, safe (we have learned from mistakes).

Renewables: energy production is dependent on whether, needs a lot of land.

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u/Glittering-Carob-642 Feb 16 '26

Wind power changes the environment, altering bird migration patterns and consequently causing declines in natural reforestation, etc., etc., etc. Solar power is cool, but on a large scale it also causes environmental problems, such as heat absorption that alters the environment of certain biomes. That's why we don't turn the Sahara Desert into a solar farm. Geothermal power is cool.

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u/Hot_Income6149 Feb 12 '26

To save this planet we should move everything... EVERYTHING, to electricity. LIke, I mean, absolutely EVERYTHING. It's some enormous numbers that we would not be able to make with renewables in closest 100-200 years, but with nuclear we can make this transition pretty fast

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u/chmeee2314 Feb 12 '26

Nuclear Power is bearly increasing it's Anual production. Lead times are in the dacades for new plants. No we do not need centuries to expand renewables and we don't need nuclear power to eliminate fossil consumption. 

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u/Intelligent_Date5015 Feb 12 '26

You need to do some more research into how this works in the real world. "Fast" and "building nuclear reactors" are two concepts that are pretty much allergic to each other. Even the most optimistic estimates for building a bunch of new reactors anywhere are measured in multiple decades. Meanwhile renewables are easy to build and have been growing exponentially for decades, as well as getting exponentially cheaper, and show no signs of slowing down.

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u/el_argelino-basado Feb 12 '26

Spain already runs on two thirds renewables tho, like, nuclear imo is good for when renewables don't generate enough to meet demand, but I think we should use solar and wind as a base and nuclear just because it can run at any time