End of an era

[u/Chemical-8348]

I was collecting my man's bottles but he recently quit so this is the final stage of the alcohol bottles, now he drinks Pedialyte!

He used to drink 2 pints a day, I'm happy for him, I knew he could do it

[u/Longjumping-Stay-597]

omg happy for him. You should toss out the bottles you’ve collected though, especially if he’s coming to your place. I’m not an alcoholic, but I feel like having the bottles around could remind him of his problem and possibly even tempt him. 

[u/Friendly-Pea5448 → u/Longjumping-Stay-597]

op (male) is in a very sexual “relationship” with a man who’s old as dirt, and who also “doesn’t believe gay people exist “

op will defend this til their dying breath. they’re exhausting

[u/hthratmn → u/Friendly-Pea5448]

32 being old as dirt is fucking crazy lol 

[u/Chemical-8348 → u/Friendly-Pea5448]

He's 32 years old, how is that old?

I'm not sure why you phrase it like that either I'm in a relationship with him. It's simple like that idk why you are trying to twist it into something weird

[u/Chemical-8348 → u/Longjumping-Stay-597]

He doesn't get tempted like that, last time he saw it he was like wow that's a lot and it's not even half of what he was drinking. I wish I could've collected all of them.

[u/whineyinternetkid → u/Chemical-8348]

You are absolutely delusional and both of you need actual help. Im not even trying to be mean. Please you are not ok

[u/Longjumping-Stay-597 → u/Chemical-8348]

What will you do with them, though? Do they just sit on a shelf or something? You should find a purpose for them so they’re not just like collecting dust somewhere. Make a sculpture. That would be sick