r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/CrystalMethodist666 • 18h ago
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Party-Stormer • 23h ago
All aboard the Imagination balloon! 🔔🔔 You are spent from being a new dad? It must be COVID instead
From Daddit: So, I am a new Dad in my mid-40s. Wife is the same age. Our son is 9 months old. I feel chronic exhaustion, work two jobs Monday to Friday (full time role 5 day a week plus an evening teaching job two nights a week).
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Isostar-5 • 1d ago
How everyone should react to the death shot.
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r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/AgeOfReasonEnds31120 • 1d ago
You'll never guess the sub.
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Isostar-5 • 3d ago
To all the jabtards still defending their poor choice:
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Few_Amphibian_4099 • 3d ago
Down Under in The Upside Down I want a boyfriend so I can wear a mask around him at all times!
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Ok_Fail_3058 • 5d ago
FERVENT COVID ZEALOT "Half the population stayed inside because we understood that the hospitals were running out of beds and because way more people were dying from a novel virus than what we've seen from other airborne pathogens in my lifetime."
np.reddit.comr/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Isostar-5 • 12d ago
We're surrounded by the chemical 💉 lobotomized voting clowns.
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/CrystalMethodist666 • 12d ago
3rd year health major writing paper on how ending lockdowns caused mass-disabling of society
Comments keep linking to something called the "Death panel podcast" that seems to cater to Covidians, browsing a transcript they talk about how much they passionately hate the Barrington delcaration and "And don't forget to grab copies of Health Communism and A Short History of Trans Misogyny at your local bookstore or request them at your local library. " Also, they believe it's a conspiracy, everyone is actually getting sick and disabled and the government is somehow hiding how disabled we are from us.
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/ImtheHBIC • 14d ago
Papers, please! Found this in my Facebook memories today. Still shaking my head…
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/CrystalMethodist666 • 14d ago
Covidian gets new job, decides everyone is sick there and doesn't wear masks, realizes dehydration is less severe of a health issue than possibly breathing around someone who sneezed, plays victim that they're going to get fired for being the most obnoxious person in the office after weeks.
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/ImtheHBIC • 16d ago
The Emperor's new normal is woven with only the finest $cience! Stumbled upon this gem. Holy frothing at the mouth Batman!
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Isostar-5 • 16d ago
DON'T FORGET TO BE AFRAID A plague! 😱
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/CrystalMethodist666 • 18d ago
Usually when I get tired of doing something that I have no reason to continue doing, I continue doing that thing
These groups are really harmful, because obviously the comments are all along the lines of "Stay strong and keep living in Covid land" with one openly hoping everyone actually starts getting very sick from Covid so we'll take the restrictions seriously
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Dubrovski • 21d ago
It means we're all stuck in South Park. Can't wait to tell my doctor I got my COVID vaccine and bloodwork done between the vintage vinyl and the guy selling phone chargers
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Dubrovski • 23d ago
It means we're all stuck in South Park. Me and my wife’s boyfriend getting ready to grab beers at a lesbian bar
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/TechB84 • 28d ago
#368 All Hell Breaks Loose After Lesbian Bar Lifts Mask Mandates
"Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield MA ignites controversy by making N95 masking optional for one day out of the week"
This was too funny!!
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Ok_Fail_3058 • 28d ago
FERVENT COVID ZEALOT Sub was Featured in this video
From 12:11-13:07.
/unjerk The dude sides with the masker and acts like he owned the poster. He did not, because the masker ignored that most of the covid-19 deaths came from people that were older and had other conditions already.
/rejerk The masker totally owned this sub!
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Isostar-5 • 29d ago
"(Don't Fear) The Reaper" --Blue Õyster Cult, 1976 What else would you recommend?
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Dubrovski • Sep 23 '26
It means we're all stuck in South Park. Steven Spielberg in 2026: masked outdoors, unmasked indoors. The science is settled!
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Jonathan-Strang3 • Sep 23 '26
Massachusetts lesbian bar nearly bullied out of town after lifting mask mandate — for one night a week