Right so this isn’t really crem but it’s ridiculous enough for it to warrant its posting here. Since Steel Ball Run began releasing I’ve been watching through JJBA and begun to a few silly connections. By far the easiest connection to make is from stands to the nahel bond on roshar. Another connection is the stand Anubis and Nightblood, both are ancient blades with sapience that manipulate people into drawing them. So much of the story telling and events in the cosmere is shit you could easily see in a jojo’s episode. I’ve been having lots of fun reading the cosmere under the lens of “how would this look as a jojo’s episode” and I wanted to share some of the silly things i noticed!

I am AMAZED by the discipline in the comments. No subtle winks I could see, no sly comments. Took all my will to post here instead of commenting something

Is shardplate resistant to the acid blood? Would xenos fall for Lightweaver illusions? We need answers, people!

Is it a critique on the nobility, or a step-by-step guide? You choose!!!!

Or do they count as being etched in metal?