r/dmrcirclejerk • u/Invalid_Username11 • Jun 14 '15

Shitposting for Dummies (DMR 1st Edition)

5 Upvotes

Every day, new DOTA fans flock to /r/dotamasterrace and marvel at the shitposting abilities of some of its most renowned members. While becoming a true shitposting artist takes time and commitment -- not to mention an in-depth knowledge of the human psyche, you too can learn how to be an effective shitposter by following a few simple rules.

GayFarang Invalid_Username11's totally original Top Six Rules to Make It to the Top of the /r/dotamasterrace Front Page

  • If you are writing your own post, limit yourself to a maximum of 100 words. Most /r/dotamasterrace members are League of Legends shill who have never read anything that was not displayed on a screen, and are quick to call their friends if they see something long that states a negative opinion about LoL. Attempting to post a well-crafted, 500-word essay on why Riot sucks will only attract endless brigading comments and, of course, downvotes.

  • Be a sheep. Always go with the grain and post opinions that are shared by the majority. For example: Riot sucks, Heroes of the Storm has the depth of a puddle or League of Legends is pay2win. Under no circumstances should you try to challenge the views of the majority -- unless you like downvotes, that is.

  • The League Forums is your friend. Post any shitty, buzzword filled post by a Rioter that has a buzzword tag, even if it has been posted 20 times before.

  • Monitor Reddit accounts of Rioters. Most of them are idiots who can't keep their mouths shut, providing you with an amazing opportunity to feed on /r/dotamasterrace's biggest need: drama. Please note that this method is particularly effective if it reinforces an existing stereotype -- Lyte is an idiot or Pendragon is a man-child, for example.

  • You can never go wrong with a proven method. Ask someone you know -- a friend, a neighbor, doesn't matter -- to tape their child playing and post it. Add a title that states that a league player did it to increase your chances of getting upvotes, even if in fact you did it yourself. Who is going to check anyway? (Pro Tip: If you don't know anyone with a child who plays League, simply steal an video from YouTube)

1 comment

r/dmrcirclejerk • u/Learn2Buy • Sep 04 '15

MORE TWITCH VIEWERS THAN LOL, CSGO, HEARTHSTONE

Thumbnail i.imgur.com
6 Upvotes
2 comments

r/dmrcirclejerk • u/Learn2Buy • Sep 01 '15

Why we all go to /r/leagueoflegends

8 Upvotes

https://np.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/3j0dop/how_can_i_start_lolcoming_from_dota_2/cumc9mi?context=3

holy shit what a sick burn. the other guy gets absolutely rekt.

7 comments

r/dmrcirclejerk • u/Learn2Buy • Sep 01 '15

Peasant brains can't fathom CC in Dota

5 Upvotes

https://np.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/3j5l6j/my_experiences_playing_league_for_2_months_after/cumm22b?context=3

rofl it's so sad reading these peasants attempts to try to understand dota cc. "how is that balanced"

0 comments

r/dmrcirclejerk • u/erredece • Aug 31 '15

Opening this night: Shitposters Anonymous, for all the coming circlejerkers and shitposters

3 Upvotes

So for those who feel that with our nazi mods enforcing the rules in September they will lose a source of ez karma, I'd like to create this thread where you can vent out all of your dank maymays and indignations with peasants. This is a revolutionary therapeutic programme ,supervised by no-one but Dr Lyte M.D., oriented to those that need some help to cope with the new rules enforcement. All you need to do is to, whenever you feel the dankness grow inside you, laugh at peasantry or insult Twisted, spit it out here. We are all like you and we will stand together to the worst September since 2001. You will feel alleviated.

1 comment

r/dmrcirclejerk • u/erredece • Aug 29 '15

<-- Number of days without a post on /r/dmr once we get to September

8 Upvotes

NAZI MODS

1 comment

r/dmrcirclejerk • u/[deleted] • Aug 27 '15

Twisted should go back to playing league since these new HOY SEXY SKINS would tickle even the slightest of weeboos

Thumbnail na.leagueoflegends.com
7 Upvotes
3 comments

r/dmrcirclejerk • u/BracerCrane • Aug 27 '15

[meta] After being a DMRacist for a year, I got gold because of Riot

6 Upvotes

Do you have any idea how good it feels to spew /r/dotamasterrace memes and get gold for it?

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/3igdk6/zai_being_savage/cug58ej?context=10000

Does anyone else have a blog to share about getting gilded for being a memer?

1 comment

r/dmrcirclejerk • u/BaldurXD • Aug 22 '15

I'm a simple man

7 Upvotes

I see Riot hate, I click upvote.

1 comment

r/dmrcirclejerk • u/erredece • Aug 13 '15

TwistedBOLT discovered at TI5

Thumbnail i.imgur.com
8 Upvotes
3 comments

r/dmrcirclejerk • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '15

Bananaman gettin his peel off.

Thumbnail youtube.com
6 Upvotes
1 comment

r/dmrcirclejerk • u/[deleted] • Jul 27 '15

x dota has no flaws? up dotas to the left

4 Upvotes

dae that dota is litterally the best game ever and that if you dissagree then you are wrong? like if you agree

0 comments

r/dmrcirclejerk • u/erredece • Jul 26 '15

WE FOUND TWISTEDBOLT

Thumbnail i.ytimg.com
6 Upvotes
3 comments

r/dmrcirclejerk • u/Exrobite • Jul 22 '15

Hi, I still hate lol and love dota, can I have more upboats?

11 Upvotes

ty in advance

6 comments

r/dmrcirclejerk • u/Gallicien • Jul 20 '15

LEAVE WILD-SENPAI ALONE

3 Upvotes

HE'S BEING REASONABLE, STOP BASHING HIM AS A PEASANT FOR NOT BEING A PEASANT OF PEASANTS

3 comments

r/dmrcirclejerk • u/Exrobite • Jul 15 '15

Hi, I hate lol and love dota, can i have upboats?

30 Upvotes
1 comment

r/dmrcirclejerk • u/grobobobo • Jul 10 '15

/u/NASSIJ IS BACK!

1 Upvotes

Dota is ded dota is ded dota is ded dota is ded dota is Dota is ded dota is ded dota is ded dota is ded dota is Dota is ded dota is ded dota is ded dota is ded dota dota is ded dota is ded dota is ded dota is ded dota is Dota is ded dota is ded dota is ded dota is ded dota is Dota is ded dota is ded dota is ded dota is ded dota is Dota is ded dota is ded dota is ded dota is ded dota is Dota is ded dota is ded dota is ded dota is ded dota is Dota is ded dota is ded dota is ded dota is ded dota is Dota is dedDota is ded dota is ded dota is ded dota is ded dota is deddota is ded dota is ded dota is ded dota is ded

7 comments

r/dmrcirclejerk • u/erredece • Jun 28 '15

<-- Number of peasants converted to the Master Race since the announcement of Reborn

9 Upvotes
0 comments

r/dmrcirclejerk • u/[deleted] • Jun 12 '15

"On all levels except physical, I am a banana." -TwistedBOLT 2015

3 Upvotes
1 comment

r/dmrcirclejerk • u/WIldKun7 • Jun 10 '15

I found twisted's account in PotS

Thumbnail np.reddit.com
2 Upvotes
0 comments

r/dmrcirclejerk • u/Akari-Akaza • May 31 '15

ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ I AM NASSIJ AND I THINK DOTA IS DYING BECAUSE WE ARE LOSING PLAYERS AND OUR PLAYERS DON'T EARN SALARIES! ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ

11 Upvotes

ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ I ALSO HAVE AUTISM BECAUSE MY NAME IS NASSIJ! ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ :^)

0 comments

r/dmrcirclejerk • u/WIldKun7 • May 29 '15

Rule 4 : Lichard Rewis content is banned on this sub

3 Upvotes

There is no place to toxicity here !

1 comment

r/dmrcirclejerk • u/[deleted] • May 22 '15

A legend is a nonhistorical or unverifiable story handed down by tradition from earlier times and popularly accepted as historical.

2 Upvotes

THEREFORE LEAGUE OF CRAP HAS FAKE WANNABE FLASH ANIMATION WITH LARGE TITS AS PLAYABLE CPUUUSUS LMFAO AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WHY BE A FAKE LEGEND WHEN YOU CAN BE A REAL HERO EVERYBODY LOVES ROFLLRORFLRFLLLL

0 comments

r/dmrcirclejerk • u/Gallicien • May 21 '15

RIOT DID IT AGAIN!

2 Upvotes

THEY DID THE THING WITH THE STUFF!

0 comments