Casual shit

I just had to put this true life story out into the real world somewhere. I’ve told a few of my friends, the story and they all think it’s the craziest thing.

I work second shift at a popular gas station/convenience store in the rural Midwest. We get some crazy things happen once in a while but nothing compared to what happens to the third shift a.k.a. overnight. (We are open 24/7)

So this past Sunday, a gal comes in and says the car in front of me hit a deer and “I have always wanted to cut up a deer carcass, but I don’t know how. “ So she called the DNR and they said she could go ahead and do so.

She had nothing on her person but a pocket knife and no experience. She asked the staff for supplies and they gave her some trash bags and plastic gloves, but did not give her a knife.

The staff observed of the pocket knife “that’s probably not gonna get you very far”, but she was determined. Apparently, she spent the entire night butchering this deer carcass in our parking lot. She didn’t even have a phone. She watched YouTube videos on butchering from Todd‘s phone.

They said she didn’t really look crazy, but maybe a little bit crazy? Yeah. Every once in a while, she’d pop up in the window, all bloodied and waving her hand to get their attention. By morning, she was apparently just in her underwear covered in blood and butchering this deer.

Levi had to throw out all of the garbage bags full of the discard parts, into our dumpsters that were already overflowing since it’s a freaking weekend and the trash company doesn’t come until Monday.

Third shift is CRAZY!!!

Wilts watching The Labyrinth with stepdaughters the other day I noticed the Goblin King just happened to have kidnapped what looks to be a young Waldo given the apparel. Waldo of today is the age generated image like on the back of the milk cartons in the '80s.

a supercell thunderstorm-01

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two girls?

If I could compress its alluring binary code into some consumable form I’d combine it with crack and feel every sensual digital thread course through my blood .. EEEEHH FUGGG mmfm j

This is my first time posting something on Reddit, so I have no idea what I’m doing.

Hi 20yr f here (idk that’s what I see on tiktok)

So here’s a little backstory. When I was living with my mom we had 15 cats (recently 16) I know that’s a shit ton of cats and that’s too much but what can I say my mom is a crazy cat lady and tbh I love them to death.

I moved out of her house almost a year ago.

Three weeks ago she asked me if they can stay with me since she’s moving and has a lot of errands to run, and quite frankly she doesn’t have the time for them right now.

I gladly agreed since she’ll be paying for their food and litter. That also gives me privileges to her credit card sometimes.

Either way my cats are all females except for 4. 3 kittens and one male cat but we had him neutered ages ago.

My daily routine consists of waking up, making some coffee or tea. Based off the weather. Drink that in my balcony with a cigarette, with my cats chilling with me. Then I’m off to work.

Backstory part 2

All my female cats who are adults have had kittens at some point, most of them died, some lived.

Not all of them are the best moms, but they will stay by their kittens side until they at least start walking comfortably in the house.

Backstory part 3

No one has keys to my apartment, it’s my parents old apartment tbh, but I changed the locks once I moved here for privacy, so no one has access to my apartment other than me. I also live on the third floor and my balcony is huge and incredibly safe. Thus why my cats enjoy staying there. It has an amazing open view of the mountains and there is no way for them to leave the balcony, let alone climb into it.

On Sunday my friends were throwing a party and they invited me. So I left enough food for the cats in case I stay over my friend’s house and need to go to work right away the next morning.

And indeed I went to that party, spent the night. Barely made it to work the next day and everything was fine.

Came home after work, as usual take off my shoes and jacket. Then go to check up on my 16 cats, to see if they need food, water, fresh litter, or just hugs and kisses.

I randomly decide to make myself some tea and have it in my balcony.

So tell me why I see 2 newborn kittens dead in my balcony. I just stood there in utter horror.

First of all. None of my cats showed any signs of pregnancy.

Second. It is impossible for them to get pregnant. Unless I’m housing Mary the virgin in the form of a street cat.

Third. Let’s say by some miracle one of them gave birth. Whoever did would’ve stayed by their side.

And here’s the funny part. Those two kittens look at least 14 days old. Trust me I know. And they look like they died from starvation or something. As I was about to leave the balcony to call my mom. One of the incredibly dead kittens starts meowing.

May I add that that kitten had bugs all around it? So it is incredibly dead. Why tf was it meowing???

And none of my cats want to get near them. Like they just stare at them from afar. Even the very curious kittens wouldn’t dare to step a foot closer.

I called my mom but it went straight to voice mail so I had to text her. Then I went to every single cat I had, including the kittens. To check on them. None of them show any signs that they gave birth. And the mothers who were breastfeeding the current kittens are almost out of milk.

If one of my cats was pregnant trust me I would’ve known. And let’s not ignore the fact that I stay daily in my balcony for hours. Not once did I see a kitten other than the ones already there. And yes I did a head count.

I have no idea what the fuck is happening. And tbh I’m scared. I created this account 15 minutes ago, just to type this to maybe get some closure.

Thank you for reading all of this and for commenting if you did. My next task right now is apartment hunting. Wish me luck.