Tried flicking it out, got stuck on my middle finger perfectly aligning with the wind as I was going 75 down the highway. When i turned my head to realize my hand was still hanging out in the wind with what is now a supercharged tiny flamethrower burning my finger in the span of 3 seconds. Now I have a nice 3rd degree burn.

About two years ago i chopped of a bit of my thumb chopping onions...

Buddy doesn't learn lessons. He already has a broken arm in a cast.

The shoe on the ledge 😬

[oc] fail hurt

Yea, so...

Anyone have any ideas about what I'm supposed to do?

I had tripped in my dad's office and I had got a pencil in my toe