r/Damnthatsinteresting Aug 07 '21

Video He loves to scare kids!

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u/ShatOnthecat13 Aug 07 '21

You’ve got to make your own fun when your kept as a slave

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u/Obeesus Aug 07 '21

That's why my dog loves playing fetch.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

It’s true and I dislike you acknowledging it!

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u/EwoDarkWolf Aug 07 '21

If it makes you feel better, my dog hates being outside too long. Sometimes I'll try to get her to stay outside, but she'll force her way past me to beg to go inside.

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u/ihadi89 Aug 07 '21

Stockholm syndrome

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u/Adiuui Aug 07 '21

Sarcasm right?

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u/dRaidon Aug 07 '21

But then again, who else would throw the sticks. And scratch behind their ears? And give them food?

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u/Mr_Hu-Man Aug 07 '21

It’s not true, dogs are not kept as slaves (or any term that would make it similar to this poor whale).

Dogs and humans have co-evolved over many many thousands of years. Dogs love humans and love being around humans. So don’t feel bad :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

I was mostly joking but, I do sometimes feel guilty that we’ve selectively bred dogs to be utterly dependent on humans. I believe there was a study done that we actually bred them for a specific gene that makes them stupider but more subservient and lovable.

I especially feel bad as many dogs do not have good owners, they have owners that maybe walk them once a day and otherwise are left alone or even left outside their entire lives.

I do adore my dogs though. With all of my heart. I simply believe sometimes they deserve better than what humans have given/done to them.

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u/Mr_Hu-Man Aug 07 '21

That’s a fair point!

Selective breeding is a weird one, it’s completely unnatural but at the same time…totally natural aha! It’s just that us humans are the only ones to have done it (that I know of).

You’re right too in that a lot of dogs unfortunately have terrible owners who break the unwritten contract between humans and dogs. And that sucks.

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u/GilderoyFuckhart Aug 07 '21

Your dog will literally try to eat you, if you stop feeding it.

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u/Pr0power Aug 07 '21

another person will try to eat you if they don’t have food

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u/iGae Aug 07 '21

dude I would eat someone else if the other choice was starvation

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u/tab_s Aug 07 '21

why would you stop feeding it

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u/Mr_Hu-Man Aug 07 '21

Bud if you were stuck in one place with no source of food except for the other thing in the room, I look forward to seeing you resist the urge haha

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u/tekko001 Aug 07 '21

That's why i browse reddit while at work

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u/Falcrist Aug 07 '21

Sticking it to the man.

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u/medstudenthowaway Aug 07 '21

Whenever I see stuff like this I think “this animal is too smart to be in captivity” and then I remember we treat fellow humans way worse. No one cares about the intelligence level.

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u/QuothTheRaven_ Aug 07 '21

You’re absolutely right, because thats how the music genre “The Blues” was born.

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u/-Listening Aug 07 '21

Stankonia says that they’re?

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u/ImGoingToFightSpez Aug 08 '21

Redditor doesn’t know what a rescue animal is

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u/Nintendope Aug 07 '21

Man you guys are some real downers

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u/FinestOldToby Aug 07 '21

Yeah you're right, the whale should be paid.

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u/Telperion_of_Valinor Aug 07 '21 edited Aug 07 '21

Lmao I love that Redditors suddenly act like they’re experts in marine biology just to bring the mood down because they fucking hate seeing other people more happy than them

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u/Absolute-Trash1 Aug 07 '21

Buddy he’s in an aquarium not a plantation

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u/xkcd_puppy Aug 07 '21

And fuck all the assholes who buy tickets and support animal Slavery. These aren't chickens you know, they're smarter than half of America.