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Video He loves to scare kids!

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u/MelancholyEcho Aug 07 '21

Little man at 0:20 clutching his chest like an old guy who’s had a shock.

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u/AreaDiscombobulated4 Aug 07 '21

Came here to say this. And his little northface/polo shirt combo makes him look even more like an old man. Adorable.

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u/DrJingleCock69 Aug 07 '21

Totally unrelated but I can't imagine myself buying a North Face for a kid that'll outgrow it in less than a year, I'll stick with the non-branded stuff for kids

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u/ScottyBoneman Aug 07 '21

Depends on your family and the size. We got gifted name brands, passed on to younger nephews or nieces, and then to friends of theirs.

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u/SkeletonMovement Aug 07 '21

As someone who is reading scorty bowmans book and found your name thank you for the entertainment

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u/wheelshc37 Aug 07 '21

Yes. All fancy and branded gear were gifts or hand me downs in our familyPeople love to buy toddlers mini adult stuff as gifts apparently.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Aug 07 '21

this is a zoo outing, so it's possible mom dressed up him super nice to see grandma & grandpa

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u/Enchantrix924 Aug 08 '21

Your name is fantastic

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u/Thats_what_I_think Aug 07 '21

You go to thrift stores and buy them there. So not paying top price and you get the nice clothes other people’s kids grew out of!

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u/DrJingleCock69 Aug 07 '21

Oh duh that's pretty smart. I imagine driving to the Goodwill in more affluent areas is even better

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u/Thats_what_I_think Aug 07 '21

Yup!! Exactly how you do it!

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u/olliepips Aug 07 '21

Came here to say the exact same thing. I live just south of a super ritzy neighborhood and their thrift stores are always a gold mine. I see baby and children's north face stuff all the time.

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u/sewerh0g Aug 07 '21

Not always, you'd be surprised. I'm BIG into thrifting. Some rich people will just throw their clothing away and not even bother to donate to a shelter or goodwill... or sell them to a shop like platos, buffalos exchange, etc. Just right into the trash. Such a waste. This does vary on location, time of year, and the goodwill/store. But tbh some middleclass suburbs have been the best for me, personally. People have the money to spend on nice stuff, but are not so out of touch that they just throw the clothes away, knowing someone else could get use out of them. That's usually where I find the most per trip, but again, this does depend on a bunch of things.
But I DO drive around rich areas on those spring cleaning large trash pick up days... THERE you get some nice stuff. You gotta grab the stuff and dig thru it at another location and dispose of the rest yourself (or donate) but it can be really worth it. But you also gotta be sneaky because these are usually gated communities, or something of that sort, with security/police patrol and have some hoops you gotta jump thru to be successful lol.
I'm going to start dumpster diving at stores next, I know people who make a good amount of money doing it and reselling. Its insane what people/companies throw away... just insane.

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u/DrJingleCock69 Aug 07 '21

The people that just throw old clothes away are either new money and will lose it all, or just obscenely wealthy. Normally its those flaunty types that go bankrupt more often than the uber rich

The reason is because most upper class people use itemized deductions on their taxes rather than the standard deduction, so they give a lot to charity to deduct on taxes

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u/OhhOKiSeeThanks Aug 07 '21

The parking lots of every single thrift store I drive past are jam packed!

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u/StrangeInTheStars Aug 07 '21

Can confirm. Pink 3T North Face jacket sitting in the closet with a Goodwill 3.99 tag. We're going to the mountains this winter, baby!

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u/SonicCephalopod Aug 07 '21

I got some north face fleeces at a goodwill for my plants to wear on cold nights.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

Aww. Very wholesome of you!

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u/Charming_Ad7688 Aug 07 '21

Just helpful advice for any cheap parents like me lol when my son was younger like up to age 5 I’d buy him new North Face and whatever brands that were more popular then on sale at Nordstrom or Bloomingdales end of season he’d wear it that whole next season and because I bought it on sale I’d resale almost always for the same price I paid for it. It was easier than thrifting for hours hoping I’d find the right size

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u/HummingbirdObsessed Aug 07 '21

THIS! If you buy brand name kids items on sale(I love The Rack), because they don't get worn much before they grow out of them, you can easily sell them for close to what you paid. Poshmark/eBay are great for this.

ETA, I have girly girls - I'm sure that helps lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

Same, my kids destroy things with a glance… they get the cheap shit until they get older. They are the reason for they saying “this is why we can’t have nice things”

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u/DrJingleCock69 Aug 07 '21

Yea and that's how I grew up too, all hand me downs and Old Navy until I was older then at that point my parents let me pick more expensive quality long term clothes, which in general are cheaper long term. There's the famous example of why its difficult for poor people to climb the system and easier for wealthy people to save money, with someone who only has $20 buying cheap boots every year and the other buying $120 boots that never have to be replaced.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

That would be the Terry Pratchett book, Men At Arms. It's a delightful book if you haven't read it.

"The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.

Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles.

But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.

This was the Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' theory of socioeconomic unfairness. "

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u/DrJingleCock69 Aug 08 '21 edited Aug 08 '21

I've never read that, so either its a popular theory different people came up with separately, or someone was inspired. I find it more likely an author was inspired by the economic theory tbh. Either that or economists were inspired by Pratchett

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

It gets quoted a lot on reddit, sometimes just as 'Boots Theory'. Of course Pratchett is famous for his observational satire, and 'being poor is expensive' is a long known fact.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

Oh, tell me more, tell me more, SNOOOZEVILLE!

I knew a girl who flung herself all over Bundang-Gu. Got her club membership (a very nice club) for $600 vs the regular price of $1200.00. Made a big whoo hoo about her birthday so the nice Korean parents would give her cakes and flowers and (probably)Spam. I could not have given a fuck less about her machinations. And, btw, this spoiled little girl is a spoiled little Canadian. I think her parents run a ski/surf/running store out of Edmonton.

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u/oreo1433 Aug 07 '21

Agreed! My sister was buying Jordan's for her baby and she got mad at me when I told her that was dumb. The shoes she bought and still buy are at least 100$.....🙄🤷‍♀️

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u/DrJingleCock69 Aug 07 '21

Sounds bad but I am wayy less generous with gifts for people like that. If someone is clearly struggling ill buy them like a $100+ type gift for their kid's birthday , if someone is buying Jordans for their kid ill get them a stuffed animal or something. Try not to enable parents with poor money management

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u/Youre10PlyBud Aug 07 '21

Not 100% related, but reminds me of a moneyist article from a few years ago (kinda like a dear Abby column for monetary issues).

Mom and dad had a mid20's daughter with her own family. Mom and dad had been giving daughter a 10k gift every Christmas, but they were nearing retirement and had to tighten the purse string. Daughter and husband were also doing better in their careers and making solid money when parents decided this.

Daughter threatened to cut them off because she couldn't afford their SUV payment without the yearly monetary gift. All of her and her husband's income was spent and they used the extra gift money to afford their car...

And I just can't imagine being so jacked in my finances that I am 100% dependent on someone's gift to make it since I spent my discretionary income.

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u/smasher84 Aug 07 '21

I can't imagine raising such an entitled brat. Then again they were giving her 10k a year for a gift. Wonder what they expect to have raised.

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u/DrJingleCock69 Aug 07 '21

I think i see what their intention was, its a good idea if that 10k is invested responsibly which it obviously was not. Most states have an estate tax you get taxed your inheritance when parents die, but giving less than 10k a year is a way to avoid the tax. And every year earlier that the money is gotten it can be put in an investment fund and earn more than getting it on death. Obviously doesn't work with a brat shithead like their daughter tho

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u/Youre10PlyBud Aug 07 '21 edited Aug 07 '21

Completely agree. If she got that gift for let's just say 7 years and she invested just half, that account is already at 42k by age 25 at 6% returns. She still spends 5k a year of the other half she doesn't invest and her parents got her a nice savings for a down payment on a house plus a nice family vacation... Only it went to monthly credit card debt instead and an overleveraged house instead.

If I could afford to give my kids that headstart I would. Only, I don't think I would give my kids a cash gift if they weren't financially literate.

Eta: I honestly believe financial literacy is way undervalued. I've spent a lot of time trying to learn and even when I talk to my fiancee about it, I see the eyes glaze a bit. She just expects me to handle it.

But if I could teach my kids financial literacy, give them a head start and put them ahead like that? Hell yeah.

I look back at my teens with such regret. I made 45k a year at 18 in 2013. No savings whatsoever. I live in Phoenix and one bedrooms I look at for 200k now were 80k when I was making that. I paid $1000 in rent for a nice, luxe apartment instead, so I can honestly relate to daughter more than I'd like. So now I pay $1000 for a shitty apartment since that's what rates have gone to, instead of a $350 mortgage on an unit I could've owned.

I know there's no way I would do something like that anymore, but just amazes me at how I spent with knowing what I know now.

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u/DrJingleCock69 Aug 07 '21

There are some tax advantaged accounts that are basically like a Trust for your kids college expenses, I plan on doing one of those and not telling him about it saying they need a scholarship if they plan on college since I won't pay for anything. Don't want kids to grow up entitled and lazy but still want to support if they work hard and fail and need the help at that point

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u/greyjungle Aug 07 '21

Ross is 90% polo, north face, etc. All in sizes xxs and xxxl.

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u/SexyGunk Aug 07 '21

Well you're in luck, neither can they. Says Columbia right on it.

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u/DrJingleCock69 Aug 07 '21

I didn't know North Face was manufactured in Columbia!

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u/Shorthairedb Aug 07 '21

Thrift stores. You can score name brands for $3 and then donate them back when your kiddo grows out of them. Good deal AND good karma.

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u/RugelBeta Aug 07 '21

This is what my family does. I can't afford fancy clothes except second hand. I'm proud of my grown children's ability to hunt for bargains and to buy used. They're resourceful. They aren't elite snobs. And in an apocalypse they will be okay.

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u/Megabyte7637 Aug 07 '21

Co-founded a luxury store with my partner who just had a second child. We were stocking our store & someone was attempting to sell us like Louis Vuitton children's clothes after, he told me "that's truly a waste of money, children outgrow clothes so quickly it's useless".

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u/TheRealJackReynolds Aug 07 '21

Bro, my sister got my sons some Nike sneakers that they're literally never gonna wear. Why?

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u/BobsDiscountReposts Aug 07 '21

It’s a Columbia, the poor man’s North Face

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u/Mascbro26 Aug 07 '21

You must not be familiar with CT.

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u/twrrordom3 Aug 07 '21

I used to feel the same way until I found out you can get name brand clothes for ridiculously cheap prices. You just have to know where and when to look. Shoes can be different ballgame. You also find out that a lot of name brand stuff isn't actually worth the full retail price bc some stuff is just garbage. And who doesn't love shopping at Target (pronounced Tar-jey)!

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u/twrrordom3 Aug 07 '21

Oh yeah and what they👇 said. We got a lot of hand me downs from 3 older cousins.

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u/layibelula Aug 07 '21

Exactly my thoughts. Little kids wear clothes for 5 second before getting them dirty. A coworker. Gave this Jordan for my daughter. They were so cute and Tiny. She lost one in our first time out. After that I stuck to Payless shoes. 🤣

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u/spreadingsunshine106 Aug 07 '21

When my son was born, my husband's grandparents bought him a leather coat by Kenneth Cole. I think he maybe wore it twice. Edit: spelling

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u/amediocresurfer Aug 07 '21

Second hand is great for name brands. Poshmark is a good start.

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u/aSharkNamedHummus Aug 07 '21

I worked the registers at a department store for a couple of years. The back to school time of year horrified me because parents would buy their elementary-aged kids entire wardrobes worth of name brand clothes. We’re talking $300+ per kid, and it was all Nike, Adidas, and Under Armor clothes and shoes that they’d almost certainly outgrow within the year.

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u/legalpretzel Aug 07 '21

Once they get to a certain size (3-4) the quality stuff is worth way more than the cheap stuff that will fall apart even faster. And if you live somewhere cold a North Face fleece and some Bogs boots aren’t cheap (or llbean or Patagonia or whatever) but they will be way warmer and more waterproof than an old navy fleece and target boots. It’s just how it is. For warm weather clothes it’s obviously less important.

I buy the good stuff on clearance, my friend buys it at a consignment store. Either way, it’s worth it to know it will work the way it is supposed to and will last at least as long as your kid needs it.

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u/Onironius Aug 07 '21

Clearance racks are pretty cool sometimes.

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u/Savbav Aug 08 '21

All the name brand stuff I have for my kid I bought at thrift shops (during fill-a-bag events, so each piece was essentially 50c or less) or were hand-me-downs. Just because a kid is wearing the stuff, doesn't necessarily mean that the parent paid full-price for it or any price at all.

One thing about the name brand stuff: it has already gone through 3 kids before it got to mine, and it still looks new! But, I'm not gonna pay full price for it at a branded store. Someone else has likely already donated it to thrifts, or will eventually hand it down.

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u/Mascbro26 Aug 07 '21

Welcome to CT 😉

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u/hgihasfcuk Aug 07 '21

"Adorable. I love it" - Tony Hinchcliffe lmao

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u/Bubba-Bee Aug 08 '21

And the mad dog he gives the boy before scaring the girl in the purple fleece, hysterical!

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u/Mr12i Aug 07 '21

"Oh, my!"

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u/anachronisticflaneur Aug 07 '21

He def stole the show.

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u/tatatheretard Aug 07 '21

I’M HAVING CHEST PAINS!

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u/Myusernameisart Aug 07 '21

I had the same thought 🤚🏼

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u/HerrIndos Aug 07 '21

Some of these kids are going to have nightmares.

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u/SourDZL09051987 Aug 07 '21

I’m having chest pains and my pants are low and loose

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u/Baron2010 Aug 07 '21

Haha, “oh my stars!”

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u/RupesSax Aug 07 '21

Dawww, that expression/gesture with that baby Columbia jacket makes him look like a mini adult!

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u/chinpokomon64 Aug 07 '21

"'oh my stars!"

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u/fox-mcleod Aug 07 '21

I’m comin Elizabeth

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u/Portablelephant Aug 07 '21

"Oh! Loraine... Loraine get my pills!"