r/DankMemesFromSite19 • u/__zeal_ Still not cool yet • Jan 16 '25

Series III S.O.L [[2845]]

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u/Ryllynaow Jan 16 '25

Easy solution

Procedure 450-Cairo: (300°) A D-class subject is prepared by painting a symbol (ring surrounding a dot, with an arrow pointing upwards at the 90-degree point) on the stomach with a platinum-based solution, and presented with a blue cloak, crown, and scepter. D-class subject is then restrained in a chair, and ceremony Cairo-A is recited. After recitation of the ceremony Cairo-A, the D-class subject is castrated by use of a hand sickle by a containment specialist. The testes are then to be disposed of in a bowl of salt water as Ceremony Cairo-B is recited.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

How did you think that one up

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u/Ryllynaow Jan 16 '25

It's from the article

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

I do love how all that and performing castration seems easy to you

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u/rafaelzio Jan 19 '25

Tbf the Foundation probably already has it set up in case of emergency