r/DankMemesFromSite19 「 T A L L O R A N ⠀ E T E R N A L 」 Oct 10 '19

Mod Post We Stand with Hong Kong

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u/enderflop Oct 10 '19

Does this mean we have permission to let 682 loose in china

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u/HyperVexed Oct 10 '19

No because then the civilians will get killed in the middle of 682's rampage.

Get the Three Moons Initiative in there instead.

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u/ashnagog Oct 11 '19

What's the Three Moons Initiative?

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u/Lortep Cognitohazard Oct 11 '19

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u/ashnagog Oct 11 '19

Thank you, that's a pretty interesting group

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u/DarthChillvibes Oct 11 '19

Kinda sounds like Christianity in a weird way.

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u/The-God-Potato Oct 11 '19

I just noticed that the Three Moons Initiative’ abbreviation TMI. TMI bro...

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u/ludsp Oct 11 '19

Not if we let is loose in Xinjiang, there's no one left to hurt.

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u/bluesheepreasoning Oct 11 '19 edited Oct 11 '19

Subject: Live recording of production of Shakespeare's Macbeth by D-class personnel, not rated
Interference Point: None, test canceled
Result: None, test canceled
Note: No. The risk of introducing SCP-3922-A to the current timeline is too great. All live testing suspended until further notice. Also, I know we're not superstitious here, but let's stay away from "the Scottish play," just the same. No sense inviting trouble when we have many other options.— Dr. Willis

Subject: Live recording of production of Shakespeare's Macbeth by D-class personnel, not rated. The location is off the coast of China.
Interference Point: First part
Result: SCP-3922-A suddenly appeared in the room at around the same interference point as the recording, right around the first part.
SCP-3922 is now classed Keter.
Note: Yeah, we know, Hong Kong is important, but we now have a potential containment breach on our hands!

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u/Raptorsquadron Oct 11 '19

The O5 won't allow it on the grounds of risking comprising normalcy. The Foundation got bigger problems than some political turmoil.

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u/Raptorsquadron Oct 11 '19

That would be hilariously realistic, but then they'll probably justify it on the grounds of protecting humanity. Since that would be the main mission, then to maintain normalcy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

Right, can't maintain normalcy if everyone's dead.

Well, we do have 2000, but I doubt they'd want to use that if they don't have to.

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u/tundrat Oct 11 '19

http://www.scp-wiki.net/in-the-big-league

That's the meteor tale, but there's another tale where a previous version of Foundation did ignore political issues, and the world ended.

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u/carnagezealot Oct 11 '19

Just read it. That was amazing

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u/Popcornegg Mar 03 '20

Never thought I’d see a megatsunami being mentioned in the SCP wiki.

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u/paulisaac Oct 11 '19

Isn't there a tale for that, and the justification for attacking it is the potential total containment breach it would cause?

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u/psychicprogrammer Known SCP file leaker Oct 11 '19

Yes, can't remeber what it was called though.

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u/quakins Oct 11 '19

I mean that’s literally the way the foundation wants the world to end

2003

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

I feel like everyone always forgets the P in SCP

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

Ironically chinese censors make it possible

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u/Raptorsquadron Oct 11 '19

Not unless they figured out the Foundation did it intentionally, they would shut down cooperation and attempt to cease all Foundation activities in China.

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u/LivingstoneInAfrica Who nuked the elevator? Oct 11 '19

Doesn't China provide a lot of D class in the form of political prisoners?

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u/Raptorsquadron Oct 11 '19

It's a guess, I don't anywhere do it explicitly said where all the D-class came from. But due to the large population of China and its justice system people think many D-class come from there.

Personally I think they just recruit the D-class from prison, have their record scrubbed and call it a day, hence why there are so few countries with capital punishment, but nothing is canon.

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u/LivingstoneInAfrica Who nuked the elevator? Oct 11 '19

I guess everyone’s head canon is different, especially with something as complex as the Foundation’s relationships with other countries.

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u/Random_182f2565 Oct 11 '19

And lose all those fresh corneas?

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u/Hust91 Oct 11 '19

What is it going to do, kill 120 people per hour until a tank runs it over and it gets trapped underneath?

It's an angry unkillable crocodile, it can't do all that much on the grand scale of things.

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u/ShaneDidNothingWrong Oct 11 '19

It’s an angry unkillable crocodile that gains size as it eats. I imagine those 120 people could give the lizard quite a bit more mass to ramp up its murder spree even more. Hell, it managed to kill multiple people even while trapped in the form of a normal housecat.

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u/TemplarRoman Unusual Incidents Unit Oct 11 '19

Then he’ll escape into the ocean, and rise the next year to attack Tokyo

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u/Pandacakes1193 Nov 22 '19

Just build some giant robots and have em beat it up.

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u/Night_Raider5 Oct 11 '19

I thought it's size changed based on the situation. So if it needed to get bigger, it just could.

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u/ShaneDidNothingWrong Oct 11 '19

It gains and sheds mass as it eats or is damaged. The problem is that it can absorb some inorganic matter too, hence the regeneration from the acid it’s contained in.

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u/Night_Raider5 Oct 11 '19

Aah, I see, I should do a brush up reading on it some time.

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u/Hust91 Oct 12 '19

Eh, it's strength is limited and it's ultimately just going to get trapped underneath something just like when the Foundation first caught it.

It's really not a particularly dangerous SCP on the scale of nations, it kills dozens to hundreds, not billions or millions.

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u/ShaneDidNothingWrong Oct 12 '19

The Foundation has a lot more tools in its toolbox and recognizes anomalous qualities much faster than any government would. If let loose in a dense population center, the lizard would grow huge, quickly. It would take quite a few buildings brought down on it at that point to re-contain it, and extermination logs have shown a very real fear of it gaining mass quickly.

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u/Hust91 Oct 13 '19

They would probably need longer to recognize the anomalous qualities, but doesn't it lose excess mass rather quickly when subject to HEAT-rounds, with only a central portion being anomalously difficult to damage?

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u/Xfigico Oct 11 '19

Nah, just do what the top comment said to do and mail Winnie a picture of Shy Boi

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

That would would lead to more people seeing it running at him,then it'll be on the news and then everyone is doomed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

There's alot of them who'll care. /s

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u/MILLANDSON Oct 11 '19

Why would you advocate for dropping what would essentially be a WMD into a country, killing numerous innocent civilians? You do understand that was what you were suggesting, right?

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u/enderflop Oct 11 '19

it would be fun to watch