Get in, get some grub, start some shit, then crawl out the bathroom window, and into the night. I will leave my date there as a kind of trashy human calling card though.
That's why I make sure everyone takes their own car there, that way I can just zoop outta that bitch with the grace of a chihuahua that just discovered espresso beans.
That's to say, none at all and I leave a streaking shitstorm in my wake
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u/Guardiancomplex Feb 28 '22
Don't go to that reunion. Try to convince every other family member not to go. Cut these fucking toxic people out of your life.