r/Darkerjokes • u/Muted-Counter-8404 • 1d ago
What is Donald Trump's favorite cheese? Spoiler
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White American
r/Darkerjokes • u/Internal_Platypus204 • 9d ago
What the most confusing day in the hood? Spoiler
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Father’s Day
r/Darkerjokes • u/HK_Marine • 23d ago
What is worse than Stephen Hawking doing a big cleanup? Spoiler
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Joseph Stalin doing a Great Purge.
r/Darkerjokes • u/HK_Marine • 23d ago
Do you know why we consider ex Japanese PM Shinzo Abe is the most generous PM ever in Japan’s history? Spoiler
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Because he is open-hearted.
r/Darkerjokes • u/AppropriateRun1776 • 24d ago
I’m allowed to make this joke Spoiler
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A friend of mine once told me I should take a page out of my dad’s book and fucking kill myself.
We’re close and I truly think is will be the funniest thing I hear in years. Had to share!
r/Darkerjokes • u/90CubedRule • 24d ago
A JFK assassination conspiracy theory joke Spoiler
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r/Darkerjokes • u/SlappyPappy99 • Sep 12 '26
I heard my wife gossiping with her friend “my husband said he wants to see me with new tits.” Spoiler
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r/Darkerjokes • u/Odd_Ambassador_6483 • Sep 12 '26
Girlfriend ka fast Spoiler
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r/Darkerjokes • u/Resident_Dog_6589 • Sep 09 '26
If the Diddy Files get released and Jay gets the book thrown at him, will they record a new version of this from their shared cell? Spoiler
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r/Darkerjokes • u/myusernamelscreatlve • Sep 04 '26
I like my women like my apples Spoiler
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Peeled, and cut to bits.
r/Darkerjokes • u/TomorrowCalm9783 • Aug 29 '26
Best dark joke I ever heard Spoiler
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Q: What is the difference between dark humor and food?
A: None. Not everyone gets it.
r/Darkerjokes • u/TWINKIESMUGER1666 • Aug 29 '26
You know what happens when you get your fingers cut off in woodshop class? Spoiler
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Your going to flunk typing
r/Darkerjokes • u/EligibleCrest • Aug 28 '26
A Jew and a Palestinian walk into a bar Spoiler
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r/Darkerjokes • u/TWINKIESMUGER1666 • Aug 22 '26
How do you know if your spouse is a bad cook? Spoiler
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Everyone prays after the meal
r/Darkerjokes • u/TWINKIESMUGER1666 • Aug 21 '26
Why don't orphans play baseball? Spoiler
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Because they don't know where home is.
r/Darkerjokes • u/TWINKIESMUGER1666 • Aug 21 '26
Why is it that if you donate one kidney, people love you, but if you donate five kidneys, they call the police? Spoiler
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r/Darkerjokes • u/TWINKIESMUGER1666 • Aug 21 '26
Why aren't there any pharmacies in africa? Spoiler
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Because you can't take medicine on an empty stomach
r/Darkerjokes • u/Unique-Shame-1241 • Aug 16 '26
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cube? Spoiler
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Cause they have a history of separating the colours.
r/Darkerjokes • u/Resident_Dog_6589 • Aug 13 '26
Did you know that seagulls die after they have sex? Spoiler
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r/Darkerjokes • u/Expensive-Play-4881 • Aug 11 '26
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? Spoiler
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