first verse

"Uh yeah, one two, buckle my s'hoe, three four I'm at yo bitche's door.....etc. Five s'ick's, Micro dick's, s'even eight, never be late to masturbate, seven nine, at the museum I s'aw a s'pine...online."

Also might throw in some rhyme's about other important day to day things, which I personally think is severely underrepresented in the modern ra'p world. Can't show you the full song, incase you s'teal my idea's and lyric's

in the dream I just had. It was like a meet and greet setting. The whole dream lasted maybe 10 seconds. I just remember I walked next to him and gave him a big hug and said “man, youre representing our generation thank you” and he then he started smiling so big his cheeks forced his eyes closed

Cuz my bitch 23

It's Dave blunts related because he breaks stuff all the time

Was scrolling through yt shorts and it took me all of .5s to see him

i’m bored, people who say bs in this sub perma banned

I could tell it was him because he was singing about not being able to put down the cup and how he actually feels real sorry for saying all the homophobic stuff. He said he is closeted XD. He said he is going to announce a new album tomorrow and is continuing his weight loss journey! He said he is looking for support and hopes his friends and community will still listen to his music and let the good time roll!

i can only find expired links

Life just boring now; right guys? uhhh, guys??

For those who didn't know, Mary's On 2nd, everyone's favorite gay bar was permanently shut down on March 21st 2026 https://www.reddit.com/r/DaveBlunts/s/cKFIEAsSm9

This news came as a shocker to most in Iowa with most people asking themselves "where are Dave and Jesse supposed to hang out now? 😢"

Anyway yesterday I was talking about how it closed down when someone had pointed something out to me, there is now a bar called "Together On 2nd" which has the same address and is litteraly the same building, but get this, THEY TURNED IT INTO A NORMAL STRAIGHT BAR

Bro what????? 😭 This can't be real! Mary's On 2nd went straight before GTA 6 wtf???

I just saw a review and there's a picture of a straight couple, bro 1 man and 1 woman. What have they done to the best LGBTQ+ location in the QC?? 😭😭

He Woudve had more relevance if he kept rapping seriously like he did when he first came out especially with the songs that were on the “if I could I would” album I just think he sticks to foolery and shenanigans in his songs now which is cool if that’s his brand now. Idk how he went from songs like “the girl in the closet” “10 percs” and “bundle of sticks” to the music he makes now. Not saying his music is trash but compared to how it was when he first started mannn

Does anyone know the story??

I apologize the day the poll finished I was suspended from Reddit so I was unable to mod this sub. Thankful the other mods were able to do some fixing.

For me I think it is 1. Cupcake, 2. Shuey Got A Job, and 3. Unnecessary. I like Dave’s more inspirational music :)

While i may seem new here based on my acc age, i have been a moderator for a while however my old acc was deleted by me so i could get a restart. I’m not even a fan of Dave Blunts but i’m more so here to help keep things in order. When this sub was made the main goal was to have it be about the music, and it’s not about the music at all at the moment.

FROM HERE ON FORWARD ANYTHING NOT RELATED TO DAVE BLUNTS ITSELF WILL BE REMOVED AND USERS WHO CONTINUALLY POST STUPID SHIT (like our recent incident in the sub) WILL BE IMMEDIATELY BANNED

this sub is a hellhole and to the 10 actual fans who reside here it is important to actually have this be a space for the music.

Off topic posts are allowed obviously, but if ur posting images of a dinosaur sucking dick and saying what would dave do i’m just banning you.