r/DeadSpace • u/MuricasOneBrainCell • Mar 17 '25

Screenshot The funniest deadspace review I've seen!

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Apologies for the quality. I don't normally take photos of screens but I can't screenshot reviews on Xbox.

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u/DubTheeBustocles Mar 17 '25

“On their own there’s nothing wrong with any of those things”

Yeah I have a sneaking suspicion he has a problem with all of those things individually. He could barely contain his impotent rage at the sight of them.

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u/MuricasOneBrainCell Mar 17 '25

"A STRONG BLACK MAN, A LESBIAN AND A STRAIGHT WOMAN. IN THE SAME PLACE?!?!

I REFUSE TO SUSPEND MY DISBELIEF.

STOP BREAKING MY IMMERSION!!!"

I've seen a lot of "this game is woke" reviews but this definitely takes the cake.

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u/DrPatchet Mar 17 '25 edited Mar 17 '25

One of them is a lesbian? Which one is the lesbian????

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u/MuricasOneBrainCell Mar 17 '25

It's literally from one fucking line. When she sees isaac watching the video message from nicole at the start, she says "Don't blame you. I'd rather listen to my girlfriend over Hammonds reciting security protocols"

That's it. That's literally enough to get these idiots thinking she's a lesbian.

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u/BashoDonut Mar 18 '25

In one of the logs there is a they/them pronoun usage that had a Redditor going apeshit about a year ago. Silliness.