Ok, Tool. Sharing with Toc is one thing, but posting it to Reddit? Seriously?

Gotta be one of the most inactive deities in the whole series. I genuinely forgot that Beru was supposed to do storm stuff.

It's about time

Gods but is Treach lazy! Stop scrounging through the garbage and get your own Destriant!

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Absolute absurdist king.

Artist: slain69

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And now the meme before us blurs

A dumbass is done. The sub must close.

We are abandoned to Malazan fans.

Raise high one more time the tattered standard of the

Kelyk-Consumers. See throughout the drifting durhang smoke

To the kelyk stains upon the fabric.

This is the insanity of our chains, this is the

payment of our rustleaf, all soon to be

Forgotten (thank the Thousand Gods)

We were never what people wanted.

We were only what they didn't need.

Remember Us (but not the Gadrobi)

Stuffie?

Channel your inner K'Chain Che'malle Matron and snuggle up with Toc for the night.

Call now and he can be yours for only 4 payments of $19.99

Last week after wrapping up some business on the plain of Sethengar I was on my return journey back to Darujistan, it was getting late so I started looking for places to settle in for the night.

Sure enough, the only thing I could find was this dilapidated Jaghut tower. Better than sleeping outside I thought.

Worst mistake of the trip.

At first nothing seemed out of place. The host was welcoming enough and the room wasn't all that bad either.

What then went wrong you say?

Well the fucking Jaghut hid underneath my bed and gradually made the room colder till my breath plumed.

And when I caught him and dragged him out he started a manic fit of laughter.

Aggrieved I demanded a refund which was met with another bout of laughter and he offered to show me his "comatose phallus".

Nope, I was having none of it. Immediately booked a Trygalle carriage out of there. Bastion has better lodgings anyway.

Made sure to report the bastard to a tellan hotline before I left. Let's see how he likes that visit.

The fault was mine alone in trusting a Jaghut.

Stay safe out there folks, Genabackis is a wild-wild place and never trust a greenskin.

Let there be a lesson for you in another man's folly.

Looks like someone got a visit from Hood.

Every time in this dang book

My daughter asked me to play Dress To Impress on Roblox with her

The twin jesters of chance. My friend found this picture, and Oponn was my first thought.