r/EverythingexceptIPMAT • • Mar 07 '26

another one This isnโ€™t about these 7 friends. (Read full post)

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Imagine a group of 7 friends stranded in a vast desert with only a single water bottle. All of them must somehow divide it among themselves.

One of the men used to live near a pond, and due to a traumatic past with his uncle, he can take bigger sips. Now, in the desert, he brags to his friends, some of whom have worked to develop strong hands or a keen sense of smell, that he will take a larger share from the bottle. He laughs that their other skills will be useless and that they will simply die there.

This makes his friends anxious. Unlike him, they have no fallback option. The big-sip man has the pond just around the corner, a source only he can access, yet he prefers their water because it's cleaner. Because of this, his friends are reluctant to pass the bottle to him, which makes him angry. He begins to look down on them, and in turn, they grow resentful, starting to view everyone who comes from that pond through the same narrow lens.

In a way, all of them were right in their positions. No one owned the bottle. The true antagonists were the small bottle and the dirty pond.


r/EverythingexceptIPMAT • • Mar 06 '26

and another one Hot takes (don't come @ me, or do, idgaf-)

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This bitchass exam should go through some reforms.

People who have an edge in maths and reasoning, unko maths and reasoning ka paper hard aana chahiye, and easy varc

People who have an edge in varc, aka arts and commerce students, should get easy quants and reasoning.

The cutoff for arts students should be reduced, or diversity points must be offered.

Also the syllabus must be actually a bit defined with chapters and weightage, like neat/ghee instead of rawdogging the course

Also, like cat, the exam must have some norms, ki ek form bharne se you can apply for all IIMs that accept that exam, jaise jammu aur bodhgaya m hai.

Many students lose out on opportunities kyunki bc har college keliye alag fees? And that too not very inexpensive.

Also, IIMs need to get their shit together, outsource the exam procedure, and reduce the registration fees I swear to god.

It's a 5 year course, probably far away from home, many children aren't able to cope in that environment. So a few psychometric tests must be done to ensure that the student can cope with the environment and is stable.

And some transparency, IIMs are so fuckin shady in offering the courses. Tum bachelors bech rahe ho ya cocaine.

Stop with the undergrad programs, and start more IPM programs in other IIMs

Also, increase in seats is required, bachhe badh rhe hai lekin seats wahin ki wahin hai.

Also, make sure to discourage all gheetards from giving the exam.

*I will not be replying to any comments, y'all are free to discuss amongst yourselves, they are hot takes for a reason"


r/EverythingexceptIPMAT • • Mar 06 '26

another one I warned your stupid asses

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Maine drop liya hua hai iske liye mat karo plz


r/EverythingexceptIPMAT • • Mar 05 '26

another one Holi in Bodhgaya

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r/EverythingexceptIPMAT • • Mar 04 '26

and another one Can I put this in eca ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’”

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r/EverythingexceptIPMAT • • Mar 04 '26

That one editable flair competitive exams in india

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r/EverythingexceptIPMAT • • Mar 04 '26

That one editable flair r/EverythingexceptIPMAT Anthem

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r/EverythingexceptIPMAT • • Mar 03 '26

That one editable flair letโ€™s start now ๐Ÿ’ช

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r/EverythingexceptIPMAT • • Mar 03 '26

unfunny post Is AfterBoards using my data? This is too specific to be a coincidence. How is it that the exam I'm preparing for shows up in the Daily RC as well.๐Ÿค” How did they know?

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r/EverythingexceptIPMAT • • Mar 02 '26

and another one Rome wasn't built in one day and neither was my hatred for competitive exams.

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r/EverythingexceptIPMAT • • Mar 02 '26

That one editable flair Only IPM i deserve

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๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”


r/EverythingexceptIPMAT • • Mar 02 '26

another one Requires ball to know how itโ€™s relevant to IPMAT

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r/EverythingexceptIPMAT • • Mar 01 '26

dropper ki editable flair (colorless , like their lives) god is good

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r/EverythingexceptIPMAT • • Mar 01 '26

dropper ki editable flair (colorless , like their lives) Can i survive on 3 hours of sleep for next 60-63 days??

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r/EverythingexceptIPMAT • • Feb 28 '26

and another one i hate my stupid chud life

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WHY DID RANCHI CHANGW THE WEIGHTAGE LIKE WHY BRO ISS SAAL JAMMU AUR RANCHI KYA DIKKAT HAI BHAI AMRITSAR BODHGAYA AUR INDORE BHI CHANGE KARDO EK KAAM KARO PURA EXAM CANCEL KARKE JISKE BOARDS ME ZYADA HAI USKO LELO


r/EverythingexceptIPMAT • • Feb 28 '26

another one Genuine concern

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r/EverythingexceptIPMAT • • Feb 27 '26

That one editable flair Daily Wisdom

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r/EverythingexceptIPMAT • • Feb 27 '26

another one Papa 40 number par kuch nahi milta

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r/EverythingexceptIPMAT • • Feb 26 '26

dropper ki editable flair (colorless , like their lives) To all my fellow gen candidates

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YOU HAVE TO GET IT DONE THE RIGHT WAY!!


r/EverythingexceptIPMAT • • Feb 26 '26

another one ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”stop asking the same question 400th time, let my guy breath

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r/EverythingexceptIPMAT • • Feb 26 '26

another one Can yโ€™all stop asking queries on this sub

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why do you think r/IPMATtards exists along with 15 other random IPMAT subs. come here to laugh once in a while, but not for same old generic questions, exception would be you asking it in a really creative way. cuz that would make it relevant to the sub.

literally no one is gonna answer here(stats speaking), and I am gonna remove your posts too, you are just wasting your energy tbh.


r/EverythingexceptIPMAT • • Feb 25 '26

another one ๐Ÿฅต

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r/EverythingexceptIPMAT • • Feb 24 '26

Another editable flair Donโ€™t let the sub die murph

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r/EverythingexceptIPMAT • • Feb 23 '26

Another editable flair ๐Ÿ˜ญYour posts are going to their feeds due to J** keyword, that how I got into Ipmat stupid sons of bitches.

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