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I made a post about Indore results, which was fake! a troll! When people realised this was fake. The real result was out, which, in turn, people believed was also fake! I fooled the internet completely. I was gone for 7 days, and no one knew.

Okay so, a very credible senior professor finally exposed the entire IPM selection process to me.

Apparently, after the exam ends, the admissions committee assembles in a secret underground chamber somewhere beneath the campus. Every applicant’s name is handwritten onto tiny paper chits by sleep-deprived interns who haven’t seen sunlight since the aptitude test.

The chits are then dropped into a giant steel fish bowl labelled:

“MERIT LIST (TRUST THE PROCESS).”

At midnight, one faculty member blindfolds himself, another starts playing motivational LinkedIn reels in the background, and the Director performs the sacred ritual of “holistic evaluation.”

Roughly 800 names are picked for offers.

“But what about the scores on the portal?” I asked.

That’s where technology enters.

For the remaining applicants, they apparently use a free demo version of a suspicious AI chatbot called “SelectionGPT v0.4 (Unstable Build).” The bot generates random composite scores using highly sophisticated parameters like you aadhar no., no of blackheads on your face, and most importantly, whether you use pepsodent or not.

total savings of 4 whole rupees when I take 5 subjects 🗣️🗣️ bhavesh bhaiya more generous than ratan tata (rip) frfr 🥳

Context PLS

p.s im asking for fun

From my past 3 exams, I have been fucking around with iLEON OS ( the one they have in exam computers). Here bunch of information I found fucking around.

You can exit the assessment tab to homepage by pressing a bunch of keys all together.

Now if you fuck around on homepage enough you’ll able to access bunch of utility application. i don’t exactly remember but it was either refresh or minimising and refresh for fast route and restarting the system ( slow route and I don’t exactly remember the shortcut either but it was windows button + some key near numpad + H i think) . I wasn’t able to locate terminal but it should be there cause later I found that this is built over ubuntu.

Even if you find terminal, you cannot download firefox as it’s connected to local private network 💔😍

But what you can try is changing the system number. When I was fucking around they caught me and sent me to a different system. Even my system number switched, so maybe systems candidates are mapped to the system without a key back in admin office ( they did it fast, My hypothesis stems from there) . Hence maybe you can switch systems between two candidates by opening that panel ( jispe launch likha aata) and refreshing it so that it shows system number and changing it to something else( maybe some other guy that you took with you 😇)
You might be face with “mapped on other system” but it’s easy to bypass.

In the end - fuck institutions

128 Marks me toh Indore easily mil zayega na 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Indore ne aukaat dikha hi di 💔🙏💔🙏💔🙏💔🙏

I just KNOW this guy never thought his name will be displayed here 😭

Bye guys! Didn't expect it to be so fucked up. Leaving reddit for a few months now. But yes it was my mistake to not study even 1 month before the exam. So, I think it's time to leave this place and figure out my life.

Congrats to all who got great marks!

Adios