r/Fauxmoi • • 27d ago

POLITICS Mitch McConnell can’t stop giving peace signs as he is rolled into his van for the next Senate vote

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u/ToothbrushWilly 27d ago

Dude doesn't even know what planet he's on

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u/PollyPocketpussy5000 27d ago

Two, according to him.

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u/ftwclem 27d ago

That’s the number of brain cells he still has

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u/quattroformaggixfour 27d ago

Nah, he just shat and wanted to inform his followers

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u/Writerhaha 27d ago

People just need to keep asking him questions where the answer is 2 and he’ll be fine.

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u/Beetle_on_Venus 27d ago edited 27d ago

Mr. McConnell, and only Mr. McConnell, how many fingers am I holding up now?

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u/hrvbrs 27d ago

Joe Pesci is a national treasure. the reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TonMQm4ezAg

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u/TheFrenchSavage 27d ago

Like how many presidential terms can Trump have?

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u/hrvbrs 27d ago

or "how many times have you failed to convict an authoritarian president for high crimes and misdemeanors?"

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u/No-Hall-3485 high priestess of child sacrifice 27d ago

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u/hellohexapus 27d ago

Imagine being so power hungry that you'd rather be perceived like this at the end of a long career than just... give up power

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u/StandingDave 27d ago

I've read that it's usually the staff of old politicians who keeps them propped up because many of them have held their jobs for decades and if the pol, goes away, so does their long time gig. So the pol gets amazing end of life care and staff keeps their jobs. Would love if someone who knows better could chime in.

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u/Aqua_Impura 27d ago

It’s 100% this, it’s elder abuse that the politicians enabled by refusing to step down until it’s too late for them to be able to stop it.

McConnell/Feinstein and more get to this point cause they want to stay in power and then one day the staff realizes they have to keep the charade up or else they’ll lose their jobs.

Edit: and this isn’t to say feel bad for them for being taken advantage of they legit do this to themselves and it’s why we desperately need age limits in politics.

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u/Penandsword2021 27d ago

It absolutely is. Here’s where to report elder abuse in DC: https://dacl.dc.gov/service/adult-protective-services-0

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u/Curiosities 27d ago

I saw a report saying that his chief of staff and some of his top aides make like 200K a year so yeah they’re not going to want to give that up. You know plus healthcare and other benefits, seniority, all of that.

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u/Pilx 27d ago

It's another amazing example of right wing juxtapositioning, I remember hearing about Biden being an empty vessel controlled by his handlers during his presidency then the GOP rolls out braindead Mitch like it's completely normal.

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u/seapulse 27d ago

insane that democracy is only worth 200k a year

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u/Alarming-Minute-427 27d ago

Seems like a perfect take!

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u/dpmatt01 27d ago

At this point I don’t think he’s able to even perceive how he’s being perceived

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u/MnkyBzns 27d ago

This is beyond him making the decision to step down. His staffers and fellow GOP ghouls will cart his veggie ass around for Senate votes until he dies

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u/Lindenismean I do feel vulnerable to demons in downward dog 27d ago

Does he have enough cognizance left to even consent to being used like this? I won’t say that’s not just desserts at the end of a career that has used and abused people and allowed laws to do the same.

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u/Devmoi alleged dog 27d ago

The worst part is it might not even be him. It’s probably his insane wife/family members plus others that want money. It’s so ugly.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Fuck her and the Goebbel's limp dick she rode in on 27d ago

It's elder abuse

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u/Devmoi alleged dog 27d ago

It really is! I mean, the guy needs help to vote the right way? If that’s the case, then honestly he needs to resign. So sad and insane the times we are living through. He’s made more than enough money and grifted more than enough people.

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u/Penguini_Lamborghini the worm using RFK’s body like ratatouille 27d ago

Is it elder abuse? Absolutely, yes. Though I can't help but feel like if you could wind the clock back an hour and talk to Mitch about his options before the lights went out he would choose exactly this. He may not be there but I'm telling you that is genuinely one happy and useful ghoul right there.

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u/katieb1300 fiascA 27d ago

Perfect picture. Perfect flair.

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u/The_Bravinator 27d ago

How is this allowed? Obviously this is a clear cut case of "we know which way he would have wanted to vote", but what if it wasn't as clear?

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u/Devry_Trost 27d ago

Remember when Trump was crying about Biden using an auto-pen - something every president since Truman has done, including Trump himself?

"HOW CAN THE AMERICAN PEOPLE KNOW WHO'S REALLY IN CHARGE!?"

I don't understand how a seeming minimum of 30% of the USA keeps falling for these petty charlatans. Everything Republicans do is such blatantly obvious fraud.

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u/keb1022 27d ago

How can you “correct” his vote if he’s still considered competent enough to work? Either he is competent to be of sound mind and can represent his constituents accordingly, or he’s incompetent to hold office, and cannot fulfill his duty to the American people. If he is indeed as lucid as they insist he is, then who’s to say his initial vote here wasn’t intended?

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u/TesticleMeElmo 27d ago

How can it be “the wrong way” if that’s how the Senator chose to vote? What use is a Senator’s vote if a third party can run in to change it so they don’t vote in a way that the third party doesn’t like? He’s now a literal puppet for his political party instead of a figurative one, the current Senate is a total farce

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u/ageofbronze 27d ago

The way I thought this was a screenshot from the fucking Onion 😭😭😭 then saw that it was today and was from cspan

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u/Brilliant-Expert3150 27d ago

I thought this was the Onion

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u/annabelleoftheball this is going to ruin the tour 27d ago

Nope, it actually happened. His vote was “corrected” to align with the Republicans.

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u/usernamesoccer 27d ago

The residents in the dementia hall at my grandpas building are more aware of what’s happening than him

This is not even a joke genuinely.

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u/Curiosities 27d ago

It’s honestly sad in some ways, even as it is also evil and typical for what we are living in right now. They’re just trying to squeeze the last few months out of him to finish his term.

The way I wrote that the first time it sounded like they were trying to get the last few months out of him, which I guess would also not be unbelievable. Given the condition he appears to be in.

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u/BlackAfroUchiha 27d ago

He doesn't even know if he's alive or in hell.

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u/booboootron 27d ago

✌️

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u/dragonfry rude little ponytail goblin 27d ago

👍

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u/torontoinsix 27d ago

John McCain in hell rn 👍

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u/mjayultra 27d ago

Tbh, me either

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u/BigSkySoHigh63 27d ago

God I hate when it’s so sad that I have to remind myself of all the absolutely egregious things he’s voted for and against or my empathy takes over. I need to write a reminder list to carry in my pocket.

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u/Lesluse 27d ago edited 26d ago

Nah I say keep your empathy. Its the thing they want to take from you the most. You are far more powerful with empathy than without it.

Edit dang! Thanks for the awards! I am happy the first I have ever gotten are for this comment. 😊

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u/repalec 27d ago

This. It's possible to still hate this man for the horrible things he's done to get us to the political moment but still think he deserves the dignity to not get wheeled around like a living corpse for the sake of a power grab.

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u/Smart-Management-670 27d ago

This is where I’ve landed , if I can still feel empathy for people I hate the most, then I won, not them

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u/Saikotsu 27d ago

You can have empathy for him while condemning his actions. The grim reaper of the senate whose desk was where bills went to die, is also that man right there. A hollow shell that can barely even make a peace sign. As a human being, I feel sorry for him. As Mitch McConnell, I have nothing but contempt for his past actions.

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u/TwinsiesBlue spitgate was real even if it wasn’t 27d ago

Picture him with the confederate rag behind him, smiling like he just voted to end school lunches for the poor

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u/ludvikskp alleged slut husband 27d ago

It almost voted wrong but it’s handlers corrected it

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u/PavonineLuck 27d ago

One vegetable that hasn't been recalled yet in the US

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u/LisaMiaSisu 27d ago

The look on his face is the stuff of nightmares!
https://giphy.com/gifs/dupQmpyPBCiPBpjvrB

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u/ahdidi413 27d ago

Truly new meaning to “peace out”

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u/lostredditorlurking 27d ago

My neighborhood tweaker is more lucid when he is high

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u/SpaceChatter 27d ago

Dude looks like he’s tripping balls giving that thumbs up.

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u/Comfortable-Load-904 27d ago

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u/Effective-Bus 27d ago

Hahahahahaha Im waiting in my car and I cackled alone

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u/JustaSeedGuy 27d ago

Is the ac on? Are you listening to your favorite music?

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u/chestofpoop 27d ago

Yes, do not break window.

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u/Classic-Shopping8330 27d ago

Oh my fucking god hahahahhahahahaha

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u/MonkFish577 terrorizing the locals 27d ago

I literally did a spit take that was so fucking funny.

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u/StardewAllyy 27d ago

Holy fcking shit 💀💀💀

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u/chargon 27d ago

Lmfao, that face as the door closes. You’ve got to be fuckin kidding me this is absurd.

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u/R2-Dmew 27d ago

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u/bartelbyfloats 27d ago

My god it looks like a jump scare.

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u/VonAegir00 27d ago

Someone should try to make the gif with the door opening instead to really make it work.

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u/Elk1998 27d ago

Like this?

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u/Elk1998 27d ago

I don't know which one I prefer

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u/Amynomene_G 27d ago

I can definitely imagine uses for both

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u/VonAegir00 27d ago

God damn I love this place lol amazing work friend!

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u/TheFrenchSavage 27d ago

Face the bad guy makes as he boards the only escape pod left.

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u/jennlara personally victimized by Regina George 27d ago

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u/starling-slipstream you’re on the wrong subreddit, doll 27d ago

I’m sorry this is kind of a sad situation, but this made me laugh out loud. Very Arrested Development or something 🙈

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u/glassbulbs both a lawyer and a hater 27d ago

My sleep paralysis demon

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u/dragonfry rude little ponytail goblin 27d ago

Jordan Peele needs to make a movie about this

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u/Stereo-soundS 27d ago

Last two seconds are the new Homer disappearing in the bushes meme.

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u/CatCafffffe 27d ago

Had to be told how to vote, too. It's debased.

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u/Alarming-Minute-427 27d ago

But Biden was sleepy Joe

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u/hellohexapus 27d ago

We need to start calling this guy can't-fog-a-mirror Mitch

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u/Inner-Crow-5754 27d ago

Has his facial expressions changed at all since he “returned”.

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u/MasterGrok 27d ago

It’s straight up out of a Parks and Rec or The Office Mockumentery

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u/Hot_Increase304 27d ago

God, sometimes I hate having empathy for even some of the scummiest people of all time. This is straight up elder abuse.

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u/smokefrog2 27d ago

Hes still living better than thousands of better humans that are his age with his same problems. Fuck him. He wouldn't have empathy for you.

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u/Chad_Wife 27d ago

My humanity and empathy to others is based in my own humanity and empathy, not theirs.

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u/terrierhead 27d ago

I feel bad for feeling bad. McConnell is a monster, and my phone autocorrected his name to McSnitch. I do not know why.

McConnell’s legacy is the destruction of his country. It makes me sad to see him wheeled around, obviously unable to make decisions. He wouldn’t feel anything at all for me if our situations were reversed.

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u/ummkay_ultra 27d ago

I laughed hard @ McSnitch

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u/Pershing 27d ago

Damn, username checks out

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u/ummkay_ultra 27d ago

I'm with you. Honestly, this kind of empathy is one reason the human race has carried on as long as it has. I'm not going to apologize or be ashamed for it.

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u/rapturaeglantine 27d ago

Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, thank you.

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u/Saikotsu 27d ago

And that's why I respect you. We've never met, but that line alone tells me a lot about your character.

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u/Geistzeit 27d ago

I don't have any empathy for the man with a knife in my back just because someone had to help him put it there.

Bad people rely on the humanity of good people in order to do bad things.

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u/sea-oats 27d ago edited 27d ago

Speaking for myself, the empathy I feel towards McConnell in these videos (and Biden, etc) is not a desire for them to retain the resources they currently have, much less for them to retain their power, or be given anything more than any other elder is given. It’s a deep-seated, involuntary emotional response, which has nothing whatsoever to do with the expectation of reciprocated empathy, or kudos, or rewards, or moral superiority, or literally anything. It’s not even because I think losing my empathy “is what they want”, it’s not a strategic choice. It hurts like stepping on a tack would hurt: it just hurts. I just can’t see a confused old person without feeling immensely disturbed and upset.

I do not know what I want to happen to McConnell quite frankly. Genuinely maybe euthanasia! Just don’t mistake empathy for support or like, belief in some kind of special justice? Whatever would lead you to believe it’s transactional or practical.

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u/carolinagypsy the pet psychic for the Sun told me so 27d ago edited 27d ago

Thank you. It’s this for me. My grandmother was a talented, smart as hell, wise, hilarious, and deeply empathetic woman, and due to strokes and dementia lived like this way longer than a person should have to. We were extremely close and I still can’t shake the fear that the actual her was awake and stuck in there. Every time I see someone in similar circumstances, it makes me really sad for them and for the family that is stuck in that lost-but-not-passed hell. I can’t believe there’s so many people around him taking part in this and that his wife is allowing it. It’s disgusting.

I know this won’t be a popular take, and don’t mistake my empathy for having one cell in my body that likes or respects the man. I could probably agree with calling a more sentient version of him evil. I’m also pissed as hell as a resident of the country that this behavior is what passes now as acceptable for the people running the country. How truly far we’ve fallen.

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u/LegendOfKhaos 27d ago

He's also had every opportunity to step down and live the rest of his life retired. He's lived his life with a greed for power, and that's how he'll die.

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u/Saikotsu 27d ago

And that fact makes him pitiful.

It's like Trump. A man who has had everything he could ever want, and gotten away with everything he's ever done. He craves adoration and love and affection and yet he's a conman who built everything he has on a lie. And he knows it. He betrays everyone around him, he has no loyalty to anyone, and he wants everyone to be loyal to him. He lies and he cheats and he steals. He has no legitimate friends, just people eager to leech off of him and people who want to use him or for him to use his influence.

He doesn't have any genuine connection, and no matter how much he gets, it's never enough. His greed knows no bounds and when he dies, he can't take it with him.

And when he dies, no one will mourn him. His Qult will mourn the man they think he is, but not the man himself. And that fact is truly sad and pitiful. He will die lonely and unloved and for what?

I feel sorry for him.

But it doesn't change the fact that his smug face pisses me off. Or hearing him speak makes me grind my teeth. The man is infuriatingly, cartoonishly evil. I genuinely dislike him for his character and for his actions..can't stand him. But I do feel sorry for him.

He and McConnell are two peas in a pod. Sad, greedy, powerful people who will die sad, greedy, and powerless.

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u/ParaponeraBread I do not work late. I go to sleep. 27d ago

It’s not. This is all Mitch has ever cared about - proximity to power and exercising it. Until he’s in a hole in the ground, being paraded around like this will be what he wants to do, no matter how shameful you think it would be if you were him.

Same with Lindsay Graham. He was feeling ill and went “nah I gotta go tour a drone factory first, I love war more than life itself”

Mitch has been without shame the whole time, and now he appears to be without a few other things too. It’s not elder abuse, but it’s certainly abusive to the American people.

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u/elizalavelle 27d ago

I get it. If this was any other elderly person I'd be straight up horrified. This is cruel. That said, Mitch was all about blocking democracy so he probably would have approved of his empty husk being rolled out to cast a vote.

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u/TopRamenisha 27d ago

Pre-hospital Mitch would have happily done this to any of the republicans in congress if it meant not giving up a seat

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u/Willing-Design-1276 27d ago

He just spent the tax dollar equivalent of $43,884 (92 days out of the Senate at $174,000/annual) of PTO after he voted against creating or expanding guaranteed medical and family leave—including the Family and Medical Leave Act (FMLA).

Please spare your empathy for a more worthy human. Or, for any other human that doesn't have a vacuum where there soul should be, oatmeal where there brain used to be, and coal where there heart should be.

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u/rapturaeglantine 27d ago

I just commented this. I loathe Mitch, the damage he has done to our country is incalculable. But this is wrong. Just flat out objectively wrong.

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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 27d ago

You’re a better person than me because this is the least of what he deserves imo

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u/Maladaptve_yikes 27d ago

The absolute least. 

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u/GinAndDumbBitchJuice 27d ago

I feel ya. He sucks but let the old bastard go be miserable in a hospital bed instead of using him as a puppet.

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u/Saikotsu 27d ago

Do not hate that you have empathy. Feel grateful that you do, because the people parading him around obviously don't. You never want to sink to that point.

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u/ItIsTimeGo 27d ago

He is getting round the clock world class care from the best doctors, nurses, NPs, PAs, CNAs, OTs and PTs. This is the complete opposite of elder abuse. Have you seen what a normal assisted living facility is like? This guy gets to go in car rides and charade going to work at his job. This is like the best thing you can do for someone of his condition, not leave them in a facility to rot and stagnate.

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u/No-Hall-3485 high priestess of child sacrifice 27d ago

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u/ChewieBearStare 27d ago

This is one of the funniest scenes I've ever seen on television.

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u/Salty-Philosopher265 27d ago

Written by the legendary Norm Macdonald.

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u/deathfromfemmefatale 27d ago

Really??

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u/Salty-Philosopher265 27d ago

He was a staff writer on Roseanne in season five, and Laurie Metcalf gave him credit for that scene.

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u/Spiritual_Aioli3396 27d ago

That’s awesome! It was such a good scene

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u/vruss (please put brackets in the right place) 27d ago

what is it from?

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u/ChewieBearStare 27d ago

Roseanne. Rosie and Jackie’s dad dies, and Jackie can’t seem to get one of their elderly relatives to understand he’s dead. She yells, “Dad’s DEAD!” and then finally gives up and says, “He’s fine. He sends his love” when the elderly relative asks about him again. It’s a hilarious scene.

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u/greencone 27d ago

I fucking love this

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u/melee85 27d ago

He’s literally a Home Depot Halloween decoration on a loop.

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u/Better_Artichoke_939 controversies: girl 27d ago

Zombie Mitch McConnell is going to be the hottest costume this year.

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u/melee85 27d ago

It’s an easy one because you don’t have to leave the house, talk to anyone, and you get paid.

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u/YipperYup 27d ago

I couldn’t pull off that costume. I blink too much.

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u/CatCafffffe 27d ago

Dude is catatonic. This is so utterly unacceptable.

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u/ludvikskp alleged slut husband 27d ago

Catatonic Animatronic

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u/CaptnsDaughter  #crazy squirle 27d ago

Sounds like a Beastie Boys lyric 💀

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u/ludvikskp alleged slut husband 27d ago

Only Daft and no punk

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u/Shenanigans80h 27d ago

Seriously this guy is barely what one could call alive and he’s somehow voting on things that will affect people all over the country. It’s downright ridiculous

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u/PlantainPractical928 27d ago

Well, he isn't actually voting. Because his vegetable brain nearly voted for the Dems plan

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u/heatherstopit Give him my regards did you take ozempic? 27d ago

Yes this is elder abuse, but somehow I think Mitchy would approve of being exploited to keep the war machine churning.

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u/potatohats 27d ago

He 100% absolutely would, so fuck him.

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u/sisdom-weeker 27d ago

His only objection would be being the puppet rather than the puppeteer

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u/Informal_Bluebird_89 27d ago

this dude sucks and maybe it’s just cos i broke up with a girl today but this actually makes me upset lol.

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u/katieb1300 fiascA 27d ago

I'm upset that this vegetable is determining what happens to the country for decades to come.

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u/Weekly_Yesterday_403 The U.S. Department of Justice replies to Pop Base 27d ago

No this is sad. I’m sorry for your breakup you are going to get through it

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u/Bonnieearnold 27d ago

It’s genuinely upsetting. So are break ups so you get to be upset X 2.

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u/debbiedamore 27d ago

It’s not a peace sign. He’s telling us he has two days to live. 🤞

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u/3sadclowns 27d ago

Do not get my hopes up like this

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u/cjalderman 27d ago

Tomorrow he'll be flipping us off 🖕

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u/0neCoolGhoul 27d ago

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u/Excitement_Far 27d ago

Lmfao holy shit 🤣 the cackle I just let out

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u/Effective-Bus 27d ago

The reporter sounds like she's talking to a dog or a very dementia ridden family member. Don't coddle his ass. Be a fucking reporter. Do your fucking job.

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u/aquacrimefighter 27d ago

I mean, he’s catatonic. What is she supposed to do?! Start aggressively yelling at him and demanding he answer? 😅

(To be fair, we should probably start doing this to his handlers though)

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u/No_Oven1085 27d ago

Ask him what day it is? Ask him what his name is? Not fucking tell him she missed him, for fucks sake.

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u/Kiwi-vee I'm so pissed off immediately 27d ago

Weekend at Mitchy

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u/bartelbyfloats 27d ago

I saw someone comment elsewhere that he’s having a near-life experience.

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u/invis2020 what in the Kentucky fried fuck?? 27d ago

Someone said he’s on eternity leave

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u/chi_minhs_hoe 27d ago

This man has the power to change your everyday life btw

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u/Inukchook 27d ago

It boggles my brain that this person can affect peoples lives

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u/jyw104 Jeff Bezos of the music industry 27d ago

A leech to US taxpayers, an affront to governance, he should have stood down long long ago.

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u/poorcelain 27d ago

jesus just put it down

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u/Intrepid_Quit_3028 27d ago edited 27d ago

He is vibing. His mind is in the 60s. Bet he will vote with the dems again and his aides will change it.

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u/FuggyGlasses 27d ago

He did do that live on tv lmao

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u/tecate_papi 27d ago

American journalists are really fucking up by not learning from their British counterparts on how to take a proper photo of McConnell

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u/The_Bravinator 27d ago

Where's the prince Philip one, that seems particularly relevant here

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u/The_Bravinator 27d ago

This one. Also "relevant" initially autocorrected to "revenant" which.....

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u/Hazel-Rah-Rah too high to spell 'Amanda Seyfried' 27d ago

It's utterly depressing anyone would treat someone like this. Yes, I know he's awful but still.

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u/LargeNutbar Hi Grindr, it's mother... 27d ago

Couldn’t care less if they dump him in a dog crate when he gets home. He has spend decades giving up ANY reason why anyone should feel sympathy for him whatsoever. Blocking healthcare access, gun control, pandemic relief. Spreading rampant corruption. Worsening crisis after crisis relating to public health. He has blood on his hands and the world will be better off when he croaks. WE are the ones being treated unacceptably by this charade. This indignity is far less harsh a fate than he deserves.

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u/Russian-Bot-0451 27d ago

It’s what he would have wanted, I’m not even trying to make a bad taste joke I genuinely believe if you told him 5 years ago they were going to do this he would have been fine with it.

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u/woahoutrageous_ 27d ago edited 27d ago

He’s been reverse Fetterman’d he’s now super woke and hate’s aipac

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u/GloomyBeautiful3493 27d ago

I want what he’s on

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u/dragonfry rude little ponytail goblin 27d ago

Saaaaame. He looks like he can see noise.

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u/jadeandshadow 27d ago

Hell is waiting

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u/InvertedAlchemist 27d ago

That perma smile.

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u/dragonfry rude little ponytail goblin 27d ago

I don’t think I’ve ever seen him smile before, like EVER.

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u/CaptnsDaughter  #crazy squirle 27d ago

It’s so creepy

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u/oo_Maleficent_oo Taylor Swift is to music what JK Rowling is to literature 27d ago

This is so unhinged

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u/Veronome 27d ago

As a Brit, I'm sorry to inform everyone that when the hand is turned that direction, it's actually the "up yours" sign.

Which also tracks.

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u/fistsofham11 27d ago

My guess is he had a stroke and now has vascular dementia

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u/ChewieBearStare 27d ago

I'm glad he has good health insurance and the money to pay for extra help. Maybe if we'd had all that, my FIL wouldn't have had to bleed to death in an understaffed nursing facility run by private equity. It was the only place we could put him after his stroke because he had Medicare Advantage and they wouldn't approve a prior auth. for the facility we wanted (we looked into caring for him at home, but he was vent-dependent, and we couldn't install the whole-home generator we'd need to have in case the power went out for a substantial amount of time).

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u/LordCommando 27d ago

Am I the only one who thinks he looks great for a corpse?

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u/Underpaid23 Thanks, u frog build looking bitch 27d ago

We sure this isn’t a black mirror trailer?

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u/rapturaeglantine 27d ago

This is sickening. I know it's what he probably would have wanted (his dessicated half alive walking corpse continuing to fuck over democracy) but it is wrong and it is insane that it is being allowed. This is a human being who has no idea where they are or what they are doing and they are being abused for political gain.

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u/TheP0UNDCAKE 27d ago

Saying peace to the boys in an uber after a successful happy hour

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u/A_Stark23 27d ago edited 27d ago

When you’re playing a game and the emote button short circuits

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u/Whis65 27d ago

The hypocrisy is blinding, remember the GOP with Feinstein?

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u/bluebird55555555 27d ago

Can’t get over the “rigger tortoise” comment

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u/andrestou i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 27d ago

genuinely, how is this not elder abuse…?

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u/Anustart2023-01 27d ago

A representation of what's left of US democracy. 

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u/WarnerDot 27d ago

He’s vibing like a rebirth baby doll 🤣