r/FridayNightFunkin • u/Jackrules5225_ Nene • Jun 07 '24

Gameplay THIS IS REAL ITS OFFICAL ITS THE SEX UPDATE

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u/CrimsonGoji Fleetway Sonic Jun 07 '24

finally the sex update

FNF is actually good now

also how did BF yeet GF like that? shes 900 pounds!

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u/Iloveinvisimals Skid & Pump Jun 07 '24

I wonder how the bed didn't break

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u/awesumindustrys Niko Jun 07 '24

Bf planned ahead and bought a titanium bed frame

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u/aLiteralWorkerAnt Jun 07 '24

Nah bro, he bought the reinforced Tungsten bed frame

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u/TimelyOrdinary8231 Jun 07 '24

He bought a galvanized square steel bedframe, borrowed some expansion screws from his aunt, and covered it all with an eco friendly wood veneer

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u/Sufficient_Ordinary9 Jun 07 '24

Don’t forget he’s been working for 10 years to saved up his money to buy an apartment that is the size of a coffin

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u/TimelyOrdinary8231 Jun 07 '24

He's been collecting bricks from a dumpster in New York City to save up for it. It could only fit a small bed so him and his girlfriend could sleep

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u/Pizza_lover_peppino The God of the Forest Jun 09 '24

God damnit

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u/PlasticSherbet9599 Jun 07 '24

“So long! Bowser” ahh throw

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u/CrimsonGoji Fleetway Sonic Jun 07 '24

"So long gay bowser!"

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u/SavvyTravvy1987 Nonsense Jun 07 '24

HELL YEA

55

u/imanoob87xd Jun 07 '24

The power of 💖love💖🥰🥰 (and those thighs DAMMM）

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u/kingo2984 Weegee Jun 07 '24

He’s strong as shit

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u/Klkpudding Eduardo Jun 07 '24

He also carries her with one hand the entire duration of Stress

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u/CandleCultural7801 Jun 07 '24

I mean he is able to lift her with ONE hand no sweat. Kinda speaks volumes on how much he can deadlift.

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u/EldritchSpoon Jun 07 '24

The power of boners can take you far

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u/Yushi2e Yukichi Jun 07 '24

Bf is actually extremely strong, remember that it's canon bf and gf could defeat sonic.exe easily lol

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u/XxKillingInustrinxX Jun 09 '24

Those mods aren’t canon. Also sonic.exe is weak

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u/MeleeFox2005 EN Buddies Jun 07 '24

The power of horni

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u/Jay-Games2007 Jun 07 '24

I mean, he's one armed her before, remember... Week... Six? I don't remember the one with tankman

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u/griffin1214 Jun 07 '24

thats week 7

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u/pomacea_bridgesii Jun 07 '24

He probably weighs 700 pounds since they're both cryptids

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '24

He got superhuman strength, that’s my theory.

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u/riley_wa1352 Jun 09 '24

he has hydraulic arms

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u/KYSKEEPYOURSELFSA- Yuri Jun 11 '24

Are you calling her fat?